She's ****ing mad. A nightmare. It's frustrating and hilarious because I'm not in it but she would drive me mad

"This kind of youngster is an abomination" Woow. Slaying them all. They all thought they were villains into she came along.

Jamie "I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire"

"And I wouldn't sh8t on you if you were on fire" haaaaaaaa wow

“Life must be understood backward. But it must be lived forward ” I think she said that to Jamie

Lucas motivational era tea

I love Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

The "and I wouldn't shit on you if you were on fire" one is incredible for so many reasons, not least because I'm genuinely wondering if she believes that's what the phrase is, or just misheard Jamie (or would just like to let him know that she's not into defecating on people as a method of putting out fires regardless of the topic of conversation. Who can say?) and perhaps in part because she immediately followed it up with "you ADULTERER! ADULTERER!" as if that's even a logical line of thought :love:

This is honestly thhe best thread ever. I laughed at least 60 times. It should be updated daily!

Is this thread not all the evidence we need for her to win

"Nicole is the mafia."

"The mafia won't break me dear."

Kim: "We were chatting, as you do, a girl's chat and everything was cool."

Stacey: "It aint cool"

Kim: "It's not cool? What the ***ing hell, excuse me, has happened here?"

More glorious quotes from Kim...

"I love you I love you I love you...oh piss off".

"If I'm lucky I may have another 10 years on the earth. Do you think I'm going to waste it spending it with **** bags!?"

"I want genuine people in my life, not arseholes!"

:joker::joker::joker:

"Oh GROW UP"

There were some good ones last night, but I can't remember them verbatim.

"As the American's say, you're two tomatos short of a salad"

"BEHAVE YOURSELF"

What a thread :joker: You could practically put everything that comes out of her mouth in this thread, that woman!

"Mental Midget!"

"You'd make a great town crier"

Her every time she destroys Nicola.

"Don't demean me, FAT SLOB" :joker:

:joker::joker::joker:

I also love when she told BIG BROTHER "DON'T YOU DO THIS TO ME!" @ their ruling that Speidi were right that she can't keep the door open :joker:

This was my favourite :laugh2:

Kim is my favourite housemate of all time and the reason I joined this forum . R.

Nicole :love:

Big Brother: How do you feel about beating Speidi?
Kim: I'm not two-faced... I can't do it Big Brother, I'm delighted. They're EVIL and I'm glad to see the back of those rotten PIGS.

:laugh2:

:joker::joker::joker::joker: I don't even remember this one

Why is this Lostie when Scott and I are banned?

Kim is http://i.imgur.com/dHRPGWP.gif for that one! :suspect:

But actually I don't remember this moment either and I just watched the season. :joker: Must've been a timely case of letting it fall on deaf ears. :hehe:

13:46

Her gaping mouth of excitement when they got evicted :joker:

Mother bunny!

Don't demean me fat slob!

Hello luvvie

A video to watch for ages. :love: :joker:

How can everyone be wrong, and you be right, Kim?
They crucified Jesus Christ, are you saying he was wrong?

Not technically a Kim quote but 'Kim has been staring at the washing machine for 5 minutes' <3

Nicole...she is...she is the mafia.... 'You are my women. You look after me.' It sounds awfully dramatic but you know it's true!

:laugh2:

Nicola: I told you you'd like them didn't I Kim?
Kim: oh! So you're Mrs Right are you?!

"They crucified Jesus! They crucified Jesus Christ!" is my new response whenever I'm ganghanded on here. :hee:

Don’t forget I’m a Celebrity

'EXCUSE ME' -knocks over security woman-

:joker:

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