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Sorry I've changed to Arron because I wouldn't have anything to say about Kenneth
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Cal cut Arron. :)
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Ok I've changed to BECKY
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Gotta say though I'm surprised Anthony was nominated and even considered saving him before Black Dagger beat me to it :laugh: I watched BB6 quite recently and while there was like, 11 people better than Anthony, that says more about the impeccable casting of that series than it does about him. He really wasn't thaaaat bad a winner as lots of people like to paint him as. He was still a pretty integral part of the series and without him, my faves Craig and Makosi would've had a harder time flourishing especially Craig. And he handled the whole Craig stuff pretty well and even hilariously sometimes ("DON'T *EVER* HuRL YeR BOTTLE oF BEER IN A *MOOD* "). But hopefully I can save the rest for his write-up if I get to do it ;)
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OK - Macie is left with Kenneth and Spiral to choose from.
My Helen diatribe is complete. |
Ugh I can't believe I'm wasting 100 or more words of my time on bloody Becky
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• Saved Darnell
• Cut Dennis http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bi.../09/dennis.png Not too much to say on this little scrote really, is there. He pranced into the house on launch night wearing a hat even Boy George would refuse to wear, and right from the get-go he got on my tits - what with his irrirating Edinburgh accent and his bitchy ways. He was a pretty crap housemate even before 'Fight Night 2' but was not really someone you could hate. Anyway, fast forward to day 22 and Jennifer starts crying because Rex touched her painting, which led to Dale and Stuart confirming themselves as twats, Bex as a fucking idiot and Dennis a scummy little coward. He was swiftly removed from the house in the morning, wearing a green vest, shorts and a white dressing gown (Kathreya hew) and even that was better than his launch night abomination. Good ridance. |
We should probably number these e.g. Dennis being #308, and have a table of contents.
A mistake I noticed in the 2016 edition was how these write-ups were linked. When you clicked them all you got was the post. But if you want a link to the post + people's reactions I'd just have to quote Mark above, preview a reply, click on the quote, and you have a probably better link to put in the contents. Anyway good cut to make. Dennis was a bore/piece of human **** and that's never gonna be a good mix. |
Yeah don't worry I'm keeping them all in the OP :p with links to our posts about the eliminated HMs. The other problem you mention... well you're going to have to just click the top right link and deal with it :nono:
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Oh do we have to say why we saved the housemate we did?
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First of all I saved Maxwell because he was a decent villain in my eyes and didnt deserve to go before some of the others! (All the good ones were gone) https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images...zzzzzzzzzz.jpg Other than the fact that he is perhaps one of the best looking Big Brother housemates ever (a STUD), Arron Lowe does not have a lot of good qualities. Upon entering the house he quickly placed himself as one of the 'top dogs', ruling and lording over the other housemates like Our Victoria with cretins such as Conor (vile) and generally just being a bit of a twat. When Our Victoria was evicted on Day 4, he become even more insufferable and quickly established himself as one of the most egotistical housemates we've ever seen. I don't think there was one episode where Arron wasn't seen at least partially naked (and given the 'YOU ONLY SEE 45 MINUTES OF 24 HOURS! argument, that's quite a feat!) He was just a bit of a prick really: cutting up the smokers cigarettes, telling Deana to shut up in the don't laugh task even though everybody else was making noise and talking and his feeble attempts at a show lance with Sara who couldn't be less interested. But perhaps the greatest thing about Arron despite his rock hard arbs and good looks is the manner in which he came to exit the house which is quite unusual for a housemate. After a week of being an absolute cretin during the Turf Wars task, Arron found himself up on the chopping block with best buddy Conor, series saviour Deana and late entrant Becky and what followed was that absolutely HORRENDOUS diary room entry during the week of ABCD where him and Conor GLOATED at and ABUSED their fellow nominees the two girls. In hindsight, this is all worth it (with a little bit of teeth gritting) since Brian called the names of our Deana and Becky as having the most votes to save and poor Arron and Conor were left to await their fate despite thinking they were safe as houses. A little while later, Brian announced that Arron had the least amount of votes to save and was the fifth housemate to be evicted and he decided to adopt that awkward 'I'm happy to be evicted and I'm going to embrace it even though I'm absolutely seething and terrified that I have no plans following going on Big Brother and being a bit of a 'fit lad' stance that certain evictees do and make us all cringe, and Conor cried whilst Deana danced to celebrate her survival. Iconic. In case you're wondering what become of our Arron, he can often be seen pretending to be the boyfriend of the next American female housemate set to enter Celebrity Big Brother and earned quite the press coverage for saving our Renee Graziano from a tumble in London so maybe he's not that bad after all? Just kidding. |
Fine then, I'll post my reasons for saving someone next time.
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Cal's Arron write-up :clap1: It's gonna make this Becky one I do all the more heartbreaking to do since she was actually originally pretty good </3 Daniel and his god damn noms he did ugh
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Ellie's face is so annoying
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Ugh I would've loved to have done Ellie's write-up. I can't remember who cut her but whoever it was I really really really hope they mention her antagonizing and over-exaggerations about Isabelle stealing her man because that truly shown how paranoid and rotten DED NORMUL ELLEH truly was, moreso than HIT MEH.
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Great write-ups everyone <3
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309th Place: Lotan Carter
https://i.imgur.com/IOlppVm.jpg "Not exactly a good role model for your son though..." Deary me, Lotan didn't exactly have much of a good run, did he? Leader of one of BBs most repulsive groups since BB9, absolutely destroyed by Isabelle on multiple occasions and promptly ejected just as his clan came crashing down. Hats off to him though, you can't say he didn't retain some dignity after his departure... Oh, except he shagged REBECCA JANE at the first opportunity. So, what else is there to say about Lotan? Does he have any redeemable qualities? Spoiler: The guy is a living joke, who is so in denial with regards to what an awful living piece of pond life he is to the point of it being nauseating. Actually, I give him one point and one point alone for nipping Ellie's advances quickly in the bud, but even THEN he went about it in such an unlikeable, douchey way, the majority ended up empathising with her? THAT'S how awful he is. To sum up: Lotan's gross with zero respect towards women and he looks like he needs a wash. How he had the audacity and cheek to mutter "yuck" to Isabelle when he looks like a regurgitated meatball is beyond me. |
The Lotan write-up :joker: :clap1:
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Alright imma make this as quick as I can.
303. Becky Hannon (BB13) http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/...63_634x421.jpg Becky's a weird one for me to go over because I didn't actually wanna cut her this soon? Like in the grand scheme of things I thought she was a pretty awful housemate/person but there's loads I can think of worse than her. But it's Daniel's Much like most people, I was initially pretty excited for Becky. She came in screaming and bellowing delightfully about entering the house and felt like a consollation prize for us losing Victoria too soon (cause of her evil-eyes ofc.) It was eventually starting to tide further and further downhill for her however when she had to fake being friends with Deana for a task. Once it came out Deana was pretty reactive and Becky was confused. This was the first sign of Becky's eventual horrifying jump from the fab outsiders crew to the GROSS Insiders planting herself firmly between Conor's Crew's Cocksickles. She was also destructively two-faced and even though that might seem funny in a shorter series like CBBs (or if your name is Ben Duncan), the fact that she was there so long made this attribute of her's soooo nauseating to watch. Things were only made worse when she heard back a comment Luke A made about her behind her back and FREAKED OUT about his BETRAYAL!!!!!11!!! towards her. He of course apologizes, but she just keeps going and it was sooo cringy and hypocrital for HER to call someone out on bitching about her. Funny yes, and another reason I feel guilty culling her this soon. Easier to enjoy too because I had Deana's eyerolling of "Actress :whistle: " to couple with it<3. Maybe she would've worked had she been evicted much sooner but her hopping between the two house divides meant she was kept in by the house far longer than she should've. She went from a zany yet down-to-earth goofball to a repetitively two-faced beta bitch I had no time for, hence why I'm not that interested in this write-up or want to remember that much about Becky's time in the house. Bye Becky! |
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Very apt and well-documented write-up :clap1: Conor is truly a disgrace and makes me question how proud I should be to be Irish.
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(I may as well take this time to say that the time limit for posting a decision after the round is posted is 24hrs :ninja2: I may reduce that to 12 if we're all impatient tho
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Right this is getting silly now so the first person to come in and eliminate either Kenneth or Spiral, and say why, will get the decision instead
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A double boot?
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I might as well go for it!
Eliminate Kenneth, save Spiral |
I'll be a ranker too Shaun
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I said reasons Danielle :nono:
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Cal - you're next to nominate so feel free to send me in 18 names in the meantime. I'll just presume Kenneth is evicted and force Daniel-X to make reasons later x
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I'll do I think now sorry Hun
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#302: Kenneth Tong
http://disgrasian.com/wp-content/upl...-6_468x299.jpg There's not masses and masses to say on Kenneth, baring I mind BB10 was the first series I watched live and I was nine at the time (don't come for my mum!) so I'll try and produce a nice little write up for him from what I can remember. Kenneth was a smooth talking businessman, Karly Ashworth's (present HM) partner. (Btw they tried this twist the year before and it backfired preposterously and probably cost Rex the win). Anyway, the night Kenneth entered Karly got evicted which is kinda hilarious and all but not for Kenneth! He spent the rest of his stay during the house being really miserable because his girlfriend had been evicted, told legend Bea Hammil to commit suicide and swiftly exited by jumping the wall exactly a week after his arrival. Writing this he doesn't sound too bad I get it, but it's his actions outside the house such as poking fun at Gary Barlow's stillborn baby, promoting anorexia to teenage girls and he says all this because he's 'wealthy enough to do so?'. The man is horrific and needs to get out this ranking now, scumbag. Saving - Spiral. |
-eagerly anticipates Cal to nominate Jason Burrill and 17 above-par housemates in an effort to try and get him out-
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