"Are you dead too?" :laugh2:

This. I don’t want people like Chrissie and Janine returning when the show is going through an awful phase of bad storylines and bad writing

I don't understand. (What's new? None of the plots have any internal logic)

But why is Alfie exposing what happened with Kat and Ernie?

That has nothing to do with him taking Cherry away from Hayley? :think:

I would think Hayley shoving him down the stairs would be the main point concerning that?

Also, Mel said Ray would be "going down for a long time" to which Jack said "Just for bigamy" and then Mel revealed her bruises.

So, if she intended to report him for attempting to kill her, when was she planning on doing this? She just went to her wedding party as normal? :conf:

I think the point was to "humiliate" him in front of everybody first. It's silly though.

What is it with all these people suffering from trauma then getting up less than half an hour later as though nothing happened, and even, in Alfie's case, bloody grabbing a child and driving off?

Alfie wearing that hat in every scene to save the makeup girls a job.

They're too busy with Mel's neck bruises this week.

I laughed at this. Mel humiliating him in front of a square full of characters he's never shared a scene with, bar Jack. :hehe:

"Would Tiffany appreciate rainbow cake?" *winks*

:laugh2:

Screaming at the excuse of Hayley being missing is that she's loaded with sleeping pills upstairs

:joker:

She's already pale, she's gonna come down looking dead tomorrow.

Mel reminiscing with Ray whilst he has her son kidnapped and she’s threatening him with a loaded gun :laugh2:

Where's all the action, man???

This isn't Kathy and Sharon running around Gavin's funhouse whilst he's chucking bodies off the balcony!

Ray feigning a heart attack?

Does this get any more ridiculous

An ICONIC episode!

The police falling for it. :laugh2: What on earth am I watching

NOT a pizza delivery. Mel peckish after a long day? :joker:

Mel with that damn toilet roll wrapped round her neck to save the makeup department some budget

This **** is too much

A true suspension of reality!

Kat handing her kids over so Hayley can have the sprog she leaves on Mariam’s doorstep every Friday night :laugh2:

They uncuffed him and everything. :joker:

Not Lou tying Hunter up in the woods.

Not action man

I screamed when she popped up in the church with it.

Alfie with the cap for his life threatening injury to. :joker:

"When we thought Tommy died..."

SO CLOSE to a Ronnie mention!!

That dusty cap is a scream too, lovable rogue he is not

I wanted one of the wives DEAD!

Honestly, I could re-write all of these stories, make them gripping and make more sense too. :oh:

PLEASE! Don't tell me he's faking a heart attack again! :laugh2:

She ****ing barely hit him.

Not OUR Maddie!

Oh well now he's dead.

I will honestly scream if this is another fake out. :joker:

They used to do stuff like this so well. What on earth happened to this show? :joker:

like father like son?

Tommy can't wait to get back to fookin' Spain, he's had it with Stacey!

Poor Tamzin wasting a decent performance on this atrocious script.

I'M ****ING HOWLING! :laugh2:

I'm trying to take this serious but Hunter's panto acting is killing me

Three people fake died this week. :joker:

Linda cheering and grabbing cake whilst Mel and Jack are discussing attempted murder. :love:

Like, EE used to do the big episodes so well. What happened?

I could think of 3 or 4 different versions of the story that would be less predictable and more interesting.

It involves one of his wives ending up dead and Mel forced to cover it up, but STILL.