Absolutely. I've never text anyone in my life saying I need a hug :nono:

Neither have I :shrug:

Someone who’s been single for 25 years :hmph:

That don’t make a woman wrong for texting I need a hug. Nothing wrong with showing emotion from a man or woman.

What are you on about? I never said anyone was wrong?

Mansplain it louder for the people at the back.

You can lead a women into your arms, but you can't make her hug you back.

Sounds like someone needs a hug :smug:

A Bird in your arms, is worth two in your bush?

Pure smut ya filthy pervert.

Give a woman a hug and she'll have a hug for that day. Teach her to hug herself, and she'll never need a hug again.

can you leave your bush out of my thread about wholesome hugs

:oh:

You never texted anyone in your life you added the no no emogi.

Do you think that a mower that shows emotions to be weak considering your reference to sexism?

First of all I said "I never texted anyone asking for a hug" in my life not I never texted anyone.

Secondly wtf is a mower?

Look at this emo mower listening to linkin park

https://dwkujuq9vpuly.cloudfront.net...er-960x480.jpg

Firstly missed out the word hug
Secondly mower should of read woman.

No I don't think anyone who shows emotion is weak. My reference to sexism was in response to yours and LTs ridiculous generalisations of women and men based on the fact that they were women and men. We don't all think or act the same, we are all individuals, and it annoys me hearing men telling me what I do or feel just based on the fact that I'm a woman :

"A woman would reply, a woman wants to feel wanted not just in a sexual way."

"Aha so when they say "did you miss me" and you did not as you have only been away for a week the wrong answer is no and the right answer is to lie and say yes i did miss you as its a coded question which means do you want me, not sexually?

you can see why this is confusing for men"

how am i getting dragged because sherrif called neem a mower

:shocked:

A mower :joker:

:joker:

there is mower to this text speak than meets the eye

But a rolling phone gathers no moss

How much mower of this can Neem take

No need to grass him up.

there has been a breakdown in lawn order

Stop being grassholes ffs

Those in greenhouses shouldn't throw stones.

something about a flymo?

Cut it out Cherie

I can't rake much more of this thread.

Now I need a hug

I’d ask how often you trim your bush but it’s privet.

stop trying to be hedgey

Rumour has it, you got an old hoe in your shed.

Let’s all just leaf it now.

Or someone will take a fence

LT's emotional constipation thread still going I see

I hope it runs and runs

True,but there is plenty of sh1te when you are in a thread posting.

boom!

I'm running out of petrol

maybe the TL got cut off mid sentence and it should have been I need a huge .... ?

i am currently feverishly trying to work out how to break it to her i have ended dry November a smidgeon early on the 26th, she will be home presently :worry: