First of all, thanks (and congrats!) to Morgan on making this so much fun to be a part of, and for running the game so well. :love: I hope that means something coming from someone who rarely takes part in games these days! I agree with Withano that the Masked Singer format actually works better as a virtual game than it does in real life, the evidence of which is in the fact that I couldn't make a 100% assured guess as to the identities of any of the remaining contestants (even through process of elimination!)
I chose the Douche as my character because a) I am an incredibly immature adult who still finds bum jokes funny and because b) I'm not always known as the warmest person on TiBB, and this felt like an appropriate way to personify (and hopefully therefore begin to work through) one of my primary personality faults! I was hoping the anonymity of the game would allow me to judge the success of this My Fair Lady/Eliza Douchelittle-esque experiment, but alas, I was immune from the public vote at every opportunity and never got to prove, or indeed, disprove my hypothesis.
So, following Jay's example from last week, I'm going to run through some of the clues I gave regarding my identity over the past few rounds. In other words, caution: long-ass post ahead!
Week 2 (song: Water Me by Lizzo)
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Originally Posted by Morgan.
(Post 10766818)
They say the average human body is 60% water. Not me! I'm full of pure unfiltered H2O, baby - just fill me up and I'm ready to go. That's just why I chose this song to perform. Some say being a douche must be a pain in the arse, but I don't mind being the butt of a joke or two. If you water me just right, this douche could rise to the top!
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There weren't really any significant clues here tbh, other than the fact that I make a lot of puns and am a Lizzo fan (which doesn't mean much in this day and age, when every white suburban mum and her dog considers themselves a Lizzo fan, but hey, that's stardom for you)
Week 4 (song: Bootylicious by Destiny's Child)
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Originally Posted by Mitchell
(Post 10775406)
I’ve been part of a winning Eurovision entry
I share my birthday with Margaret Thatcher and Ashanti
I’m typing this from another country
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This was the week we had to submit two truths and a lie about ourselves. The second one was the lie; I share my birthday with neither former Prime Minister Ashanti nor R&B pop goddess Margaret Thatcher. Our very own Babayaro, on the other hand, does (assuming I did my very limited research correctly), and so I put that one in there hoping it would throw some of the judges off the scent. And given that Mitchell guessed that I was Babayaro right up until the end, I think my red herring sort of paid of! In regard to the other two clues, I typed my entry for that week, much as I'm typing this current post, from the United States, specifically California, and I have indeed been part of a winning Eurovision entry. I just didn't specify that it was a
TiBB Eurovision entry (I won in 2017)
Week 6 (song: Little Red Corvette by Prince)
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Originally Posted by Morgan.
(Post 10783077)
if I were a car, I'd be a Mercedes Benz
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geddit? Mercedes Benz = MB (I was pleasantly surprised that this didn't give my identity away entirely)
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Originally Posted by Morgan.
(Post 10783077)
He continues to inspire many great artists - including one of my favourite pop stars currently in the industry, Janelle Monae, who I was lucky enough to see perform in Manchester last year
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I was happy to see this perplex quite a few people, who seemed confused by the fact that I could be in Manchester and the U.S. at once. I in fact saw Janelle the month before I moved out here, and she remains one of my favourite pop stars to this day even if she did just endorse Elizabeth Warren over Bernie Sanders!
Week 7 (song: American Boy by Estelle)
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Originally Posted by Morgan.
(Post 10787177)
Douches can occasionally be nice, and to prove it, I wanted to dedicate my performance this week to everyone's second favourite forum member from New Jersey. That's right, my American Boy is an American Troy, better known as the criminally underrated Macie Lightfoot.
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If I was pleasantly surprised that my Mercedes Benz/MB clue didn't raise eyebrows, I was positively amazed that only one person guessed who I was after dedicating an entire performance to Macie Lightfoot :joker:
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Originally Posted by Morgan.
(Post 10787177)
Sure, I may be a week older than him, but we’ve got much more in common than what divides us. For example, we have similar tastes in TV shows, we tend to root for the same people, and we've both reached the dizzying heights of the top 74 in Most Loved.
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By "I may be a week older than him", I mean that I joined TiBB six days before he did, something that I only found out while doing my research for this performance! As for the rest of this quote, you'll usually find us cohabiting in the reality TV sub-forums (mostly Survivor, occasionally Big Brother US), and wholeheartedly stanning the Bradley Kleiheges and Aurora McCrearys of this world
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Originally Posted by Morgan.
(Post 10787177)
We may be on opposite coasts
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Which is to say he watches Survivor three hours ahead of me and I'm still getting to used to having to avoid checking the discussion thread during that time period!
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Originally Posted by Morgan.
(Post 10787177)
On a side note, kids, don't listen to what Kanye West tells you. Never ever try and douche using Ribena. For starters, your clacker will be smelling faintly of blackcurrant for years.
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This is some frankly excellent life advice
Week 8: Dead of Night (Orville Peck)
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Originally Posted by Morgan.
(Post 10791604)
I've never knowingly shown anyone my face on here, I'm a self-described gay cowboy (by which I mean that I've been to a Kacey Musgraves gig and once bought a pair of Asos shoes with horses on them), and I'm going on tour with Harry Styles this October.
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Clearly I must have thought we were doing two truths and a lie again! (they're some pretty cool shoes, fyi) (also Orville Peck is a gay icon and Matthew should absolutely get into it asap)
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Originally Posted by Morgan.
(Post 10791604)
Answer to the judges' question: I, the douche, am from the 51st state of America.
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The 51st state of America is the UK, so I figured that would be a more accurate answer than answering where I currently live in the U.S., and a more correct answer than "Leicester"
tl;dr: none of that really mattered and I would have been better off sending in whichever Sia song was leftover instead :hmph:
Finally, good luck to everyone remaining, and to all, keep up your good anal hygiene practices, as we all know that that's how the coronavirus gets transmitted. Douche out!