RSPCA are busy with some of last years housemates.

OMG I love cheese... I've been addicted for ages, and it's now finally wearing off... I hope this thread doesn't succeed in starting it up again. :shocked:

Good luck with that Ash :thumbs:

I like Cheddar cheese usually with those square crackers, yum. I hate that smelly cheese I can't remember the name of a real bad one, but I have smelt it before and I was nearly sick

yum

That just inspired me to redirect Trainspotting replacing Heroin with Cheese.

Imagine the opening scene robbing a supermarket and belting down the road with the police following you and packets of Laughing Cow falling from your arms.

And I would happily star in that for you... wow we could make millions! £££
Plus the laughing cow is just... a legendess...

I can hear the main song now!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y23...titled-2-1.jpg

Indeed.

Choose cheese.
Choose a baby bell.
Choose a cheeze string.
Choose a cheese slice,
Choose a ****ing big Dairy Lea
Choose Edam, Stilton,
parmesan, and buffalo mozzarella.
Choose good health, low cholesterol
and fromage frais.
Choose marscapone.
Choose a grater.
Choose your cheese.
Choose gloucester and double gloucester.
Choose a five counties special on hire purchase
in a range of ****ing packets.
Choose cheese on toast and wondering who you
are on a Sunday morning.
Choose sitting on that couch eating tongue-numbing
blue cheese
Stuffing ****ing cheddar into your mouth.
Choose rotting away at the end of it all,
pishing you last on a miserable roquefort
Nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish,
f*@ked-up cows
You have spawned to replace yourself.
Choose your future. Choose cheese.

:joker::joker: :joker::joker:

Innevitable that had to happen.

*applause* - Life-changing stuff, that.

I need a f*@kin' hit!

BTW Stu. The former TiBB Bitch says you have to take over and be the new TiBB Bitch... Lol

Why thankyou. :blush:

Tell her shes not a former bitch , just plain bitch. It would be wrong for me to take over anything in any walk of life.

And im liking some of that gear youve got in your picture.

Now youve made me get images of people with belts pruning up their veins to inject milk into themselves.

mmmmmm cheese - I want more but your crackers are just not cute enough :joker:

Its not crackers. Umm - its crack.

She said she loves you and will miss you the most. (Don't say much for the rest of us). Lol

Merely a pun on the word crackers [albeit a bad pun].

I only do the spiritual stuff :joker::joker::joker:.

And that includes cheese - it can be a very potent mind altering substance.

Indeed.

Why only last week, the paparazzi snapped this pic of me:

http://i9.tinypic.com/62zn1jk.jpg

Aww , now im sad. Time for a bit of cheese-upper action. Methamdairymene , here I come!!!

Can I have some cheese in my beefburger please?

Time for some cheese propaganda! (I think the girl in this image has joined you Stu. She looks scary)!

Would you rather a cheeseburger?! :joker:

Oh and...

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y23...9029_sized.jpg

^^^ Junkie.

Push the button!
http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/6340/cheesetc2.jpg

Linda's back! :joker:

Its empty. Now im gonna have to go Mark Renton style and break into an O.A.P's flat to get ma fix!!

Oh yeah, about it being empty... :whistle:

I've got the entire stash hidden away SOMEwhere...
Your fault anyway for getting me back into cheese!

Look what I've found... heaven... :lovedup:

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/8871/cheese2nr7.jpg

I have it in my drawer with the other tools of the cheese trade :wink:.

Actually. Going back to this pic. Can somebody explain to me how something can be the "4th 2nd annual" one? :puzzled:

The artist who did the poster was obviously snorting a few lines of Galtee :thumbs:.

Well, right, maybe 2nd annual means every 2 years... and this is the FOURTH one... fourth time... so that means after... 8 years? Clearly me and the artist share the same train of thought. :spin2:

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y23...cecheese_7.jpg

''Cheeeeeeeeese Grommit!!!''

But that would be bi-annual surely? I think you have been eating the same cheese as the artist and are clearly crackers. :joker:

BI-annual?! I think 2nd annual makes just as much sense... but hey, maybe the blame should be put on the cheese as you say... :laugh:

Bi-annual would be twice yearly. 2nd annual would be the second year. 2nd 4th does not make sense. Is it the 4th one that runs twice yearly or bi-annual. Does that mean it has been running for 2 years. So in that place it would be the second annual but only it's half yearly really?

I read your post about 5 times and I'm still mega-confused. :hugesmile:

Don't fret - have some cheese.

It was designed to confuse. Lol. :bigsmile: