LOL! Dont you know, thats gonna make it a must read thread for the under 18's.:laugh:

Oh gawd, people - calm down.

Herpes Simplex is not HERPES. NOT AN STI. Lemme repeat that. NOT AN STI. It can be transferred by kissing, yes - but it's NOT AN STI.

It's the coldsore virus. Yes that's right, that tiny little spot thing you sometimes get on your lip is herpes simplex. It's nothing to do with STI's. It's not an STI. Babies can have herpes simplex. The only time it is dangerous is if the person with the herpes simplex gives oral sex to someone with a cut on their dick, and then they have sex with you. And seriously, who'd do that.

^Many dirty people would do that..
I knew a lad that had lunch with his girlfriend down below lets say... At that time of month!

Also year ago it was said by many that this lass... Well lets she let her own dog have breakfast down below...
Many dirty people! But still funny..

Oh and this other lass was called sticky teeth but i wont go into that...

Lauren
I think you you are right.


Are you going into Medical areas in your future
if you are - you will do well.

arista.. Will i do well as a bank robber?

OH GOD. ANDY. I was about to have breakfast and I genuinely can't now. Ugggh.

However; even if they did the dirty downstairs deed with herpes simplex, it still doesn't transfer as an STI. The virus needs to mutate from the simple virus complex, to something much more sinister. It's advised not to risk it, but it doesn't mean she's "infected" or whatever.

Infact, I'd say about 80% of people on this forum have herpes simplex. Sometimes it stays dormant, sometimes it is active (i.e. you get cold sores).

Edit: No arista, I'ma work in a prison when I'm older. *proud face*
(Actually it's a PHd psychologist, but I like to sound fierce and mention prison).

Fek!!!! Dam them micro things..

Is it true about some sti's stay dormant within a woman that passes onto the man?

It could be syphis!... OMG thats it!

Yes Prison Medical
they love stern women who are up to it.

I do not think so
as you use Logic so much.

Pmsl!

I'm the woman for the job!

Bloody hell thats skank Loukas and Tom.
People need a check in at the Clinic :laugh:

vom!

'conflake couple' ha sounds like a jaqueline wilson book or something

I have gaged 5 times whilst reading this thread...

LOL

yeah i agree with lauren this thread also highlights the need for better sex ed and so on i also agree with what lauren said about the percent of people on here having it anyone who has ever had a coldsore has the herpes virus in their body

Thank you :thumbs:

Even those that have never had a coldsore probably have it, it's a dormant virus a lot of the time, but people still have it.

It's a bit scary to see how people are so easy to jump to conclusions as soon as they hear the word "herpes" and with the lack of sex education just assume things from it.

She might have a musty rotten fishy stench down below.

this reminds me of a story i heard about 2 months ago.a girl was going out with this guy from my school(she gave him a bj),she started getting loads of spots around her mouth,and apparently (i know this sounds redicolous)one of her spot burst and a maggot flew out!but anyway she went to a doctor to see what was wrong and she was told by the doctor that you get these spots as a result of being in contat with the sperm of a man who has regular sex with a dead animal.

what the ............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk:

One of my sisters friends knows a girl who went on holiday, got in on with a greek guy. When she came back she found out she had an STI you get from having sick with dead people... it turns out he did it to them alot. (Another friend lives over there)

:yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk:

That depends on what type of dead animal it is as many complex reasons could bring about this, i doubt it would be a dead pig.

Is it bad I read through this entire thread while eating cornflakes? D: