Some of the jokes are really 'sick'.

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What?

So there was a ******, a ****, and an Englishman...

Well, BNP meetings just aren't the same anymore.

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Now this is the story all about how
My sled got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I took a bad turn and caught mad air

In Soviet Georgia born and raised
On the ice luge where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, luging, relaxing all cool
Taking Russian hostages inside a school
When a couple of Reds, they were up to no good
Drove Russian tanks into my neighborhood
One separatist movement and my mom got scared
And said "You're going to Vancouver to catch mad air"

I waited for my start and when it came near
the course said "fast" and had a concrete barrier
If anything I could say that this track was rare
But I though nah, forget it, Nodar, catch air!

I slid up to turn number seven or eight
And I yelled to my trainer "Comrade, it's hard to steer"
Flew into a wall and I was finally there
Killed my self while trying to catch mad air.

I received an accidental text yesterday, it said:

Hi, be home soon, love ya, Dave xxx

Being Valentine's Day I thought I'd have a bit of fun so I text the bloke back:

Don't bother, I don't love you, you're a cunt & I have been shagging your brother.

I couldn't wait for the reply, then it came:

You ok mum?

I envy Alexander McQueen, as a fasion designer, he must have had a wardrobe to die for.

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Now Haiti have got plenty of food the Haitians might start putting on weight.

I mean, have you seen them? Most of them are still under 6 stones.

Most of the jokes on that site are trying too hard to be offensive, rather than funny.

epic

Sooo, Alexander McQueen finally decided to tie the knot?

LOL

I've just been reading up on the Shannon Matthews abduction case and I must admit, I like her uncles style, the way he treated her reminded me of how I treat my one and only porn mag, have a wank over it, then chuck it back under the bed.

I became a fan of "Maddie" on Facebook just so when a post came up I could clip the X and select "Hide Maddie"

My wife kicked me out because I cheated on her while she was 8 months pregnant.
I told her she needs to think about it in football terms.

If a key player is injured, the team still plays.

I like girls that are down to earth.

Thats why im into necrophilia.

Jessica, these jokes are shit...

I can spend my whole day on Sickipedia. It's just too awesome not to be funny. I think you need to take it from a far distance not to take it personally or in an offensive way. People who are very sensitive shouldn't read them. :hugesmile:

Please don't kill another joke, Jess. Jesus some of those are bad.

It isn't about being very sensitive - it is about not being insensitive to the feelings of others. We don't know what has happened or is happening in other member's lives. Disgusting jokes about cot deaths - what if a mother who has lost a child to cot death reads that, or someone who has lost a family member to cancer (cancer 'jokes) - childish, pathetic and sometimes downright nasty! That is not aimed at you by the way! :sleep:

LOL, I knew you'd make an appearence, and this is what I'm on about really. I know you'll go out of your way to report all of these threads and have them removed, when you could quite easily ignore them. Oh well, bless.

As for the points you have made - all true, but people that are offended by 'sick' jokes shouldn't be reading them, as by having a thread, we are trying to keep the chances of 'offending' someone down.

Thats why we're using this thread though.....

They are jokes. I will speak for myself here and say if I knew someone who died of cancer I would not get offended at a cancer joke. Because I'm smart. I understand that it's a joke.

I take it your against all those comedians who pack houses and sell DVD's based on jokes?

It's comedy. End of story. Comedy just lets you get away with that. It's what it is.

Also this.

No I will not report them - you really should be careful about accusing people of things, without any evidence. Don't try and imply there aren't many others that would be offended by such crap - we both know there are! Bless your little cotton socks for all the effort you have made to be able to tell a few cheap jokes! :sad:

Oh, won't you? So why are you coming in here complaining then when you'll get nothing out of it? Or maybe you hope that the thread will be closed this way?

I never said that others wouldn't be offended. But what I, and others are saying is that if you, and others are offended by these types of jokes, why are you coming into a thread which has been made purposely for them? It makes no sense. None whatsoever.

WOMBAI is the best sick joke in this thread so far.

gawd. if you don't like it, don't click on a sickipedia thread :rolleyes:

Trufax.

LMFAO.

It was bound to happen really :joker:

Is that the best you can do! :hugesmile:

I don't hear any better suggestions coming from you !:hugesmile:!

Have you a wordpad full of default responses you keep saved to save you from being creative around here?

Anyway, back to the jokes...

Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick.




Oh, how appropriate.

Oh sorry, for a moment there - I thought you were referring to yourself! :hugesmile:

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