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Kerry 31-08-2011 04:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 4518740)
tmi, kerry :tongue:

Well women need to wipe. We can't wiggle it like lads :joker:

King Gizzard 31-08-2011 04:12 AM

how does a towel get wetter as it dries :suspect:

King Gizzard 31-08-2011 04:12 AM

Oh right yeh

nicole_burks 31-08-2011 04:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~Kerry~ (Post 4518746)
Well women need to wipe. We can't wiggle it like lads :joker:

I really want to quote this and put it in my signature because it makes me LOL so much.

Kerry 31-08-2011 04:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nathan (Post 4518748)
Oh right yeh

Drip...

(boom boom)

Kerry 31-08-2011 04:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nicole_burks (Post 4518749)
I really want to quote this and put it in my signature because it makes me LOL so much.

Go ahead. I've probably said worse :joker:

nicole_burks 31-08-2011 04:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~Kerry~ (Post 4518751)
Go ahead. I've probably said worse :joker:

It's beautiful :lovedup:

Kerry 31-08-2011 04:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nicole_burks (Post 4518752)
It's beautiful :lovedup:

:joker:

Switched me sigs back on for a look. I feel honoured :D

Kerry 31-08-2011 04:30 AM

Right, no riddle. This lass needs a dark room and a warm duvet

Nightee x

Kate! 31-08-2011 10:49 AM

I have one!

What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?

Niamh. 31-08-2011 11:07 AM

A stamp

InOne 31-08-2011 11:07 AM

A globe?

InOne 31-08-2011 11:08 AM

oh wait, read it wrong nvm lol

Kate! 31-08-2011 11:11 AM

Niamh......you are correct :)

InOne :D

Niamh. 31-08-2011 11:13 AM

YaY!! Though I have to admit that I heard it before

Em I need to think of one, hang on a sec

Niamh. 31-08-2011 11:27 AM

Michael stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 32nd floor of the office Building. Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it. It was a sheer drop outside the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. Since there was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived the fall?

Ammi 31-08-2011 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Niamh. (Post 4518948)
Michael stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 32nd floor of the office Building. Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it. It was a sheer drop outside the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. Since there was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived the fall?

Window Cleaner - looking in?

Niamh. 31-08-2011 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Ammi (Post 4518986)
Window Cleaner - looking in?

:D Yes

Ammi 31-08-2011 11:55 AM

Haha, have I to do one now? I'll need time to think

Niamh. 31-08-2011 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ammi (Post 4518994)
Haha, have I to do one now? I'll need time to think

Yep :hugesmile:

Ammi 31-08-2011 12:04 PM

Ok - If I go forward I am heavy but if I go backwards I am not - what am I?

Niamh. 31-08-2011 12:30 PM

em the dial on a weighing scales?

Ammi 31-08-2011 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Niamh. (Post 4519058)
em the dial on a weighing scales?

Nope

Niamh. 31-08-2011 12:42 PM

em a rain cloud?

Ammi 31-08-2011 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Niamh. (Post 4519079)
em a rain cloud?

Nope

Niamh. 31-08-2011 12:54 PM

Ton! lol

Ammi 31-08-2011 12:55 PM

Just let me know if you want the answer - I would say my youngest told me this one when he was at Primary School, but somehow I know thats not going to make you feel better....................

Ammi 31-08-2011 12:55 PM

Haha we posted at the same time - yes thats it

Niamh. 31-08-2011 12:59 PM

Right here's one :

I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. What am I?

Ammi 31-08-2011 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Niamh. (Post 4519103)
Right here's one :

I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. What am I?

Letter E?

Niamh. 31-08-2011 01:02 PM

lol either you're too good or mine are too easy!

Ammi 31-08-2011 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Niamh. (Post 4519106)
lol either you're too good or mine are too easy!

Haha neither, I've heard a similar one before
ok

An elephant, a giraffe, a cat and a monkey were standing under an umbella
Who got wet?

Niamh. 31-08-2011 01:15 PM

em None of them cos it wasn't raining lol

Ammi 31-08-2011 01:17 PM

Yup haha

Niamh. 31-08-2011 01:21 PM

seriously? hahahaha

Niamh. 31-08-2011 01:22 PM

What always runs but never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a mouth but never eats?

ILoveTRW 31-08-2011 01:24 PM

a river

Ammi 31-08-2011 01:24 PM

A river? Please don't let this be right.........I feel embarrassed.......

Niamh. 31-08-2011 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ILoveTRW (Post 4519138)
a river

Correct!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ammi (Post 4519141)
A river? Please don't let this be right.........I feel embarrassed.......

lol, it is but you weren't quick enough!

Ammi 31-08-2011 01:31 PM

Ok I know it's not my go, but I'll leave you with one before I go offline
I am a path between two mountains, and partly a path between two buildings
What am I?


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