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Sree's quotes are so funny!

What did he say tonight that was funny?

Keep them coming. Classic thread. I am starting to use the phrase 'shut your face' in life way too much.

i love it when he says"shut your face" or"i say it on your face":laugh3:

What did he say to Marcus tonight? I really want to know!

What did he say to Marcus about being a cleaner.

It was rude, but I laughed!

'Apart from the supid behaviour from Norren I like everything' lol

'Sit next to someone stinky ****ing poos'
"Do you ever wash your teeth"

LOL

Something about mouth wash was highly amusing.

'Take your flip flops off and slap them on your face' Best one tonight!

Added the new ones.

Thanks Harry

honest pronoucing the H

You can hit me with your flip flops.

"Too much education gives you retardness of the brain". - lmao!

'God gave you arms and legs'
'Silly stupid brain'
'He is sourfaced'
'Come on Sree don't be a idiot'
'Why Big Brother do Indian language'
'So are you, Look in the mirror mate'

From tonights show

Thanks Harry. Quotes added onto OP.

He`s a sour taste to you

"rather than sit next to somebody and stinky ****ing their tooth"

i lolled hard

"respect is not a product you can buy at asda' :D

Quote:

Originally posted by Harry.
'Take your flip flops off and slap them on your face' Best one tonight!

That was absoloutley brilliant! :joker:

Quote:

Originally posted by President
"I am telling you on your face"
"I understand, he comes from Oxford. I also come from a very good University.... Hertfordshire"
"Too much education gives you retardness of the brain".
"Your inner beauty is platinum"
"Your smile makes me sunshine"
"You sound like a pound"
"Shut your face"
"Noirin think's I'm Superman..."
"Currently at this moment everyone is loving me... you know."
"Sree means a lover boy"
"This house is not a house... this is a ship in an ocean... we are all travelling"
"Relationship means always... truth... trust... humble hhhonest"
"Deep down your heart has matured... like a big tree"
"If there is a mango, when it is very hard nobody like it... when it is juicy, they will like it because inside there is so sweetness"
"Can I talk with you a personal thing?"
"You can slap on me if I say anything wrong"
"In this house I'm not at all ready for any relationship with anyone"
"Honestly, I'm speaking you, I do fancy you"
"At this initial stage, what I'm gonna say... I will keep it to myself, you keep it to yourself."
"I have professional certificates in dancing"
"You know I'm a good dancer"
"Shake and bake"
"All good in the hood"
"You're like one of a flower in my rose garden"
" I have met five golden people here, like my five fingers. Noirin is my thumbfinger."
"Look at the dimples. God is crazy you know."
"He call me 'Mother eff-word'"
"Snogs... even dogs can snog"
"Listen to me carefully..."
"Oxford is not a silly school"
"I think you may be the eighth wonder of the world... and your hands are like rose petals"
"This house is like a fist and she (Sophia) is like a finger that is falling off"
'Sit next to someone stinky ****ing poos'
"Do you ever wash your teeth"
'Apart from the supid behaviour from Norren I like everything'
'Take your flip flops off and slap them on your face'
'God gave you arms and legs'
'Silly stupid brain'
'He is sourfaced'
'Come on Sree don't be a idiot'
'Why Big Brother do Indian language'
'So are you, Look in the mirror mate'

:laugh3:

Please write down any more that you can remember from before, and also when he says anymore in the future

hahaha, Jesus man, you know every one of them. I loved the '' on your face '' quote, cuz it makes no ****in sense how he speaks. And do you wash your teeth lol stupid insult like

Ya know what lol. Im trying to think of the mad funny qoute he says em, When they move the bed off to the yon bathroom. Gawh, he said something mad funny but i cant think

I don't want to be like her headache (of Noirin)
Me, myself - I love it (about him) What's wrong with it??
Some people in this world are so much stupid!!
It's not any funny any more!

Come on, i'm not that kind of silly stupid brain!

LOL :laugh2:

He is some lad.

'Everyday a task comes you are very very horrible'
'Marcus just allow it'
'Standung up for myself'
'So it is quite picky'
'I have no problems with everybody'
'Conversation finished'
'Disrepect woman'
'I never never do these things in the house'
'Marcus please get a life'
'Who in the **** are you to tell me'
'Not very well big brother at all'
'I have lots of communication and vocabulary skills'
"ohh people are just picking on me for no reason"
'Womanizer'
"Do you like Indian boys?"

Loads I found today

Thanks guys. I'm adding them onto the OP.

Just as advice- don't give too many quotes which aren't that good. We want just the decent ones please. Ta :thumbs:

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Originally posted by President
Thanks guys. I'm adding them onto the OP.

Just as advice- don't give too many quotes which aren't that good. We want just the decent ones please. Ta :thumbs:

Get rid of the bad ones

Quote:

Originally posted by Harry.
'Take your flip flops off and slap them on your face' Best one tonight!

Oh gosh, I really don't like him. But that's so funny!!! :laugh3:

By the way, anyone know what sree was going on about when he was talking to charlie tonight? :conf:

Sree: Do you like Indian boys?
Charlie: What?
Sree: Isn't it a nice night?

'Noirin is so thick and stupid'

"Come on, i'm not that kind of silly stupid brain!" :laugh:

Sree to Angel as he shakes off his trousers: I am womanizer

"I have engineering skills" when referring to what skills he had to resolve the situation with Marcus.

to freddie : "your a flower in my pocket, i keep you for life"

complaining about macrus "barstard"

I love Sree! He is one of the funniest housemates. I love it when he says "Shut your face" and the best one was "Come on I'm not that silly stupid brain" :laugh3:

"Noirin, she thinks I am Superman"

New quotes added. Up to 55 now. Well done guys! :cheer2:

to freddie: You're like one of a flower in my rose garden

freddie: im a *thinks* flower in YOUR garden ??! sree you gora stop seing yourself as a boss figure :laugh2:

Halfwits reactions were the best

Not much Sree coverage today.

Any famous quotes, people? :shrug:

'Not allowed to touch, seriously'

Thats it.