http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/2078025

Rain!!

Praying for Rain looooool

BORING TEAM BORING FANS

Take your humiliation with some dignity already ffs

If we can somehow avoid defeat here we can still win the series, Rooty has got Johnson figured out now

Avoid a defeat on a surface which suited your team to a par LOOOOOOOOOOL. What Mitch is going to do to you on the fast bounce of Perth would get him arrested outside the sporting arena

FML actually looks like the rain is going to save England for the 3rd time this summer what a jammy pathetic team

Great stuff

Funny thing is LK was saying a while ago that the Ashes should always be held in Australia because it never rains there

If I was England I would pray for the rain NOT TOO COME. As it stands everyone is laughing at them as it is but if they secure another result due to weather they will become the biggest mockery in sport

Even the English panel are making a joke of them at the moment

Broad is a tool

pmsl what a bunch of gutless cowards with Barbie being the latest to show his vagina off

Get Pryor's daddy Nathan in already

Pryor had him looking like Warne this summer

Aussie fans chanting bouncer bouncer every ball

lol everyone is laughing at this England team utter humiliation

Might be time to lock this thread until 2015

why do they have to win especially when their players are at their cuntiest

Just got back from the oval, had no idea what was going on. Barmy army literally ran the staduim :) telling them that the queen was born to reign over them in the national anthem was my fav

Watson's face when Siddle hit TWATerson with that bouncer lol this is utter humiliation and could not happen to a better team

So annoying having a 2.30 start for this test, makes it hard to stay up but also means you gotta be up really early to watch that much in the morning

first world problems

lol very much so, I also think it's a bit of a joke they still have a 40 minute lunch break, c'mon chaps you've only been out there 2 hours

Lost the bloody toss again, Aus batting

Bowling Shane

He's got him!!! Run out!!

Great fielding from Jimmy, great start

http://www.abc.net.au/news/image/490...x2-700x467.jpg

And that's why he is the people's champ

326 runs in one day that's how the Aussies do things

http://www.cricket.com.au/video/Vaug...g-celebrations

This is amazing