When I woke up we had signed 2 players for a record fee...

Now 15 mins to go and we've done **** all and embarrassed ourselfs in the process

Oh lord no!!!!!

We embarrassed ourselves all summer, so we might as well continue the trait all the way through to 11pm.

The Guardian's Daniel Taylor has Tweeted to say United felt Ander Herrera's buy-out clause was not a fair valuation of the Athletic Club man, which would contradict the earlier reports that the Reds were willing to pay €36million.

United will spout any crap to defend themselves now.

I'd rather pay too much and have a great prospect :idc:

not a surprise but yay

we've stripped him of an umlaut, how cruel

Lmao let me see what piers morgan is tweetingz

oh god don't

-looks, too, out of morbid curiosity-

Shades of Overmars

:elephant:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BTMFk_vCcAE9s4w.jpg

10 mins, feel a bit nervous.

Fellaini isn't an amazing signing but it is someone

10 mins, feel a bit nervous.

Fellaini isn't an amazing signing but it is someone

Ozil could get Chamakh on 20 goals a season

Everton signing mccarthy

oh Poldi's on instagram? -was following Giroud already-

McCarthy to Everton. Fellaini deal imminent?

Best transfer deadline day was Berbatov

Ozil

I can't describe how pissed off and bitter I am right now. So much frustration that I really feel I could do an amazing job in a hardcore porno. Really feel like grabbing someone's neck and smacking their face.

Everton finally match Wigan's valuation for James McCarthy, late developments.

Poldi is so hot idc.