I know. Woo. Praise the Lord!

I was thinking the same thing :/

:laugh:

what have i actually done?
oooh no dam :/ hahahahha

yup

DJ Talent :p

Nice on Clauds :D

Your insulting joe 24/7.

Yayy Cloudy!

Claudia :hello:

Finlaaaaaand. haha DJ Talent! sounds good :D

Loved that Burnt Heart song, very good.
Loved the outfit aswell, really good work.

Again, very catchy too.

LOL Nice one.

how have i?
and ban me for what?

No reason to, yet.

The Fall And Fall Of Ravenheart (Or How She Sold Out And Went EuroPop).

In the months and weeks since her fail at the last TiBB Eurvision things didn't go so well for the talented singer Ravenheart.

She was accused of selling out after singing on a jingle for a Terry Tibbs car ad. But her lowest point was yet to come; a journalist interviewing her picked up her ipod by mistake and as he was scrolling through her playlist he discovered to his horror, it was full of Justin Bieber songs. Her fans deserted her like Big Lovers cancer suffering friends on facebook.

Then started her battle with Drink and Drugs, that was the name of the two hobos who tried to rob her. Thankfully she won.

That was when she seen him, Anthony Ghosh, a jolly mountain of a guy. With a gold smile and a neck wrapped in bling, a look that told people he worked in the music business.

It was a match made in desperation.

http://i46.tinypic.com/2568tn5.jpg

*Ravenheart dressed in a black corset and black lace skirt is joined by a gold suited DJ Talent, he looks a bit tacky, a thumping baseline starts*

DJ Talent:
When I say Sellout! You say Talent!
When I say Sellout! You say Talent!
Ravenheart's a sellout and I'm DJ talent!

Ravenheart:
Please save me from this nightmare
I'd rather be dead without care
But I'm stuck with this cock
God I miss when I sang rock

DJ Talent:
Don't be bitter
la la twitter
my raps are ace
la la yea ace

Ravenheart:
Drop dead you ******!

*DJ Talent stomps almost in time to the beat*

DJ Talent:
When I say Sellout! You say Talent!
When I say Sellout! You say Talent!
Ravenheart's a bitter sellout and I'm DJ talent!

*Ravenheart looking disconsolate and sits on the edge of the stage. The repetitive drum music quietens as she sings*

Just one more chance for to find
My destiny...

DJ Talent:
When I say TiBB Eurovision! You say Talent!

*Ravenheart throws her microphone at DJ Talent, it narrowly misses*

Ravenheart:
Why the hell did you interrupt me? I hate you, you giant classless chav!

DJ Talent:
When I say women! You say trouble!
When I say women! You say trouble!

*with a swiftness that belies her stature Ravenheart runs to DJ Talent and kicks him in the balls. She then storms off stage, leaving DJ Talent crumpled on the ground, but like a true person of the music business he continues*

DJ Talent:
When I say Tibbeurovision! You say Talent!
Oww my nuts! You say Talent!

*A team of medics run on stage to help him and an uncertain ripple of applause spreads through the crowded venue*

Being a retarded troll.

:laugh:

They all fear you, they know if your performance is shown then the people with gather in numbers to vote for you.. it's the montreal screwjob all over again and you are the victim here, you must appeal against this kind of behaviour

Enough of your riff-raff DJ2K10 there is a show to run ;)

I can see the threads now..


'is tibb eurovision stupid or gurd?'
'was shaun ryt to ban me?!!!'

:rolleyes:

That was great. Very high standards.

I see the name Novo, then I see an England flag. :( Sad times. Hi TiBB eurovision!!

Wha ... you ... wha ... here ... wha?

Eh?

:wavey: Lauren