Some of those screenshots of his iphone he does are hilarious, starting to think he is just a parody

Brian Moore ‏@brianmoore666 19m

#cfc I'm hearing Rooney to Chelsea - totally unconfirmed but from a normally decent source.

Queens Park Rangers are leading the race to sign former Aston Villa defender Richard Dunne.

Promising goalkeeper Connor Ripley is hoping Middlesbrough will sanction a loan move to SPL outfit Aberdeen.

Doncaster Rovers sign ex-Oldham captain Dean Furman.

Goalkeeper Dean Gerken signs two-year deal with Ipswich Town.

Sheffield Wednesday sign Jeremy Helan from Manchester City.

Hibernian boss Pat Fenlon has confirmed the club have completed the signings of Kevin Thomson and Rowan Vine.

Sheffield United are set to sign Falkirk striker Lyle Taylor.

St Johnstone have signed former Aberdeen striker Rory Fallon on a one-year contract.

Carlisle have completed the signing of midfielder Josh Gillies from Conference club Gateshead FC.

Brentford have confirmed the loan signing of Czech Republic international winger Martin Fillo from Viktoria Plzen.

Oldham have confirmed the signing of trialist Anton Rodgers on a one-year deal following his release from Brighton.

Notts County have signed Danny Haynes on a free transfer.

Torquay are poised to sign former Northampton Town midfielder Ben Harding.

Fleetwood have signed former Manchester City and Burnley defender Stephen Jordan.

Striker Terry Gornell has joined Cheltenham on a two-year deal following his release by Rochdale.

Dagenham and Redbridge have made their first signing of the summer with the acquisition of teenage striker Afolabi Obafemi.

Real Madrid have paid £32.8m to Real Sociedad for Asier Illarramendi, his press conference is happening now at The Bernabeu too;).

Liverpool's Suso joins Union Deportiva Almeria on a season-long loan.

Chelsea midfielder Oriol Romeu joins Valencia on loan.

Inter Milan director Piero Ausilio has confirmed they are in talks to sign PSG defender Gregory van der Wiel.

Napoli sign Santos goalkeeper Rafael.

Genoa sign Senegal striker Moussa Konate and Croatian defender Sime Vrsaljko.

Bayer Leverkusen have signed defender Roberto Hilbert on a free transfer from Besiktas on a contract until 2015.

Liverpool starlet Krisztian Adorjan to join Groningen on loan.

Can't believe someone with 666 on the end of their username. Probably worships Satan.

I cant be ****ing bothered with united in the transfer market. We just can't bloody sign anyone. We always miss out on players. Thiago is going to bayern? Moyes has said he isnt even interested in him. I mean someone hold my head in frustration for me please. And if we sell nani on top of that i might just commit.

He said 'I never said he was a target' which a lot, understandably, have taken as 'I was never after him' when in reality he was and he probably doesn't want to lose face.

Chill. Ronaldo is signing next week. Have it from a reliable source.

Bayern Munich have confirmed that Thiago Alcantara is joining them from Barcelona.

Balague claims Moyes was unsure Thiago would cut it at United, how he'd know that I dunno

https://twitter.com/101greatgoals/status/356476188690092033[/url]

Marquinhos to PSG from Roma for 32m euro

Wonder if Corinthians will get any of that

Contradicts himself somewhat. Says in one tweet, 'United were willing to pay the buy out clause' then in the next 'Moyes had doubts over him'... so, despite the doubts he was willing to meet the buy out clause and pay his wages?

Called Guillem Ballbag for a reason.

Thiago move now confirmed. Excellent work from United's negotiators. All a smoke screen for us signing Fellaini and Osman. Beat off interest from Real and Barca for the latter.

dream on

https://twitter.com/SkySportsNews/st...35223674843136

Lord knows why we keep on going for unrealistic targets... Fabregas won't leave barca for man utd lol. Its unthinkable.

apparently they have made a bid for him for around 30M Euros.. pretty sure Arsenal have a first priority buy back clause on him which is around 30M

loads of people reporting they have made a 30 million euro bid.. i am almost 100% certain they wont accept that

BBC saying £25 mil bid has been made, SSN saying a £35 mil bid is imminent.

You always test the water first before. Rare a team puts in the amount they think they'll have to pay.

Highly doubt it'll happen.

Also add, if the whole Arsenal get 50% of any future sell on fee is true, this deal looks even more unlikely.

Cesc was a Pep signing and was used as a sub in quite a lot of big matches last season so if Barca did decide to sell him Tito would then have around 45 million euros from Cesc and Thiago to bring in his own midfielder + a defender they need. Just hope if the bid is accepted we then match it because of our first priority

Fully expect him to stay. This is more than likely one big PR stunt from United. David Villa et al.

Hull City sign former Newcastle goalkeeper Steve Harper on one-year contract.