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Originally Posted by Tom!
(Post 7373591)
Song 1- MoMo Mary Sprinkles (Morrissey)
MoMo is a 45 year old ex magicians assistant who became addicted to jelly babies and lost her house and probably her mind.Don't approach her unless you have jelly babies and none of that yellow baby crap.
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Originally Posted by Tom!
(Post 7373595)
[WHISPERING] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I CAN'T WRITE SONGS TOM
[SCREAMING]AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH I CAN'T WRITE SONGS TOM
-2 madonna lookalikes banging the drums-
In the land of tibb, where creatures come to chat
where arguments can go down at the drop of a hat
there were a group of people called the weaves
who had gifs up their sleeves
they were very naughty and now they're BANNED
[SCREAMING]AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH I CAN'T WRITE SONGS TOM
[WHISPERING] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I CAN'T WRITE SONGS TOM
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Originally Posted by Tom!
(Post 7373638)
Act 2- Clarissa Myra-Chanteuses
http://i1068.photobucket.com/albums/...ps27cd19ff.jpg
I was six year’s old. Six year’s old. I was found in a bin outside Asda. A relative of mine passed away like ten years ago too. I do love my sister too, she’s who I dedicate my performances too. I was considering entering the army when I left high school but didn’t, so feel sorry for me please. I had a dog, but it died. At the end of the day I’m just an ordinary girl trying to make it big in the music business, but like my parents, I don’t know them and that’s sad isn’t it? Does it make you sad yet? Don’t forget that if I go to live shows I can ***** this out to the newspapers and make big money. Oh and I love shaking my booty to distract myself from my **** life. Oh, I was on drugs for a bit in 2007. I slept with a guy for money so I’m basically a full on hooker turned record selling artist.
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Originally Posted by Tom!
(Post 7373641)
I'm A TiBB Member, yeah bitch
The runner up was Pothuthic (Mitch)
It was good, yeah it was good,
Marsh didn't seem to love living in the woods,
Chorus-
I'm...A...TiBB Member, for you
Don't pick me for a bush tucker trial,
I'm...A...TiBB Member, for you
It may include snakes and crocodiles.
It started off with a bang,
Camp Croc Creek, and the Camel Toe gang,
In Coyote Cave the players were divided,
The viewers vote was how their fate was decided,
Chorus-
I'm...A...TiBB Member, for you
Don't pick me for a bush tucker trial,
I'm...A...TiBB Member, for you
It may include snakes and crocodiles.
LiamPRW was out first,
Maybe he was hated, or it was the embarrassing thirst,
But Conzors swiftly followed,
And the rest of the camp wallowed.
Chorus-
I'm...A...TiBB Member, for you
Don't pick me for a bush tucker trial,
I'm...A...TiBB Member, for you
It may include snakes and crocodiles.
What followed was a series of eliminations,
Some arguing and a bit of procrastination,
Until we were left with just the three,
Shaun, a bit of Pothuthic and who could forget Le Freak?
Chorus-
I'm...A..TiBB Member, for you
Don't pick me for a bush tucker trial,
I'm...A...TiBB Member, for you
It may include snakes and crocodiles.
It was the final night,
Everyone was celebrating with delight,
As Shaun finished in third, securing the final two,
Pothuthic came 2nd, and Le Freak won, like you do.
Chorus x3-
I'm...A...TiBB Member, for you
Don't pick me for a bush tucker trial,
I'm...A TiBB Member, for you
It may include snakes and crocodiles.
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Originally Posted by Tom!
(Post 7373668)
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Originally Posted by Tom!
(Post 7373669)
In the tune to Le Freak by Chic, the song is called 'Le Freak, What The Feck', it's based on Le Freak robbing me of victory, it's sort of a song which features the song le freak, it's similar to songs such as 'Dont tell em'.
Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!
Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!
Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!
Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!
In the jungle he was quite amaze.
But he robbed Pothuthic of his place
Pothuthic should've been number one
But people voted for him Hun.
In the jungle it was quite cold
Even if MB got quite old
He's called 'Le Freak', it's really Alex by the way
I could fight about slush all day.
Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!
Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!
Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!
Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!
When he won everyone frowned
Except the weaves who were let out from the pound
Here's the truth, beating me was crime
I'll get him back sometime
Him and Liam I ship ahoy
Even if both of them are boys
To the crowds they are adored
Most of this is a joke, Alex has no flaws
Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!
Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!
Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!
Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!
Now freak
I said freak
Now freak
When he won everyone frowned
Except the weaves who were let out from the pound
Here's the truth, beating me was crime
I'll get him back sometime
Him and Liam I ship ahoy
Even if both of them are boys
To the crowds they are adored
Most of this is a joke, Alex has no flaws
Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!
Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!
Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!
Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!
Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!
Ah, freak out!
Le freak, c'est chic
Freak out!
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Originally Posted by Tom!
(Post 7373700)
Act 4- Raven Amour
Raven Amour, a 23 year old American with Latin decent who became a British citizen in 2002, fathered by the front man of the famous Spanish rock group 'Paellaella' and mothered by famous American supermodel Tyra Banks, her childhood growing up in the Bronx which added to her already fiery Latina attitude caused her to get into some trouble at an early age, having been excluded from school at age 15 for drumming a booty popping beat on her then science teachers shiny bald head.
Moving to the UK with her family in 2002 saw her have a fest start and a new beginning, where she enrolled into the Brit school, where she unfortunately went on to get expelled for poking Adele in the belly and asking her to recite her famous catchphrase 'computer says no' in herself her first international expulsion and a punch from the Grammy award winner herself.
Now she is living in London, taking part in the T Factor hoping to break into the music business, in the hopes of one day being able to meet the likes of Justin Bieber and One Direction in order to nut punch them so hard, they lose consciousness and fall into a deep, deep coma.
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Originally Posted by Tom!
(Post 7373715)
The Mods Banned Them All
We don't wanna talk
About things we've gone through
Though it hurt to read
It is history
They've played all their cards
This is what it's come to
Nothing more to say
No more games to play
The Mods banned them all
They're losers standing small
A minor victory
That was their destiny
They were on the site
Thinking that they ran it
They figured it made sense
Causing great offense
But they didn't know
Josy would find out
they looked a fool
Breaking all the rules
The mods got to work
Their force as cold as ice
As someone way down here
I had no idea
The mods banned them all
The losers had to fall
Some won't come back again
We won't complain
Tell me, how does it feel
To be social pariahs
Does it feel the same
Now no-one says your name?
Somewhere deep inside
Your memories shall remain
But what can I say?
Rules must be obeyed
The mods could decide
To throw it all aside
Spectators all will know
The answer should be no
When some come back again
A lover or a friend
A big deal or a small
The mods had banned them all
We don't wanna talk
Because you made us feel low
They should understand
They need to shake our hands
And apologize
If it made us feel bad
It made no sense
No-one can defend
But you see
The mods banned them all
The mods banned them all...
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Originally Posted by Tom!
(Post 7373743)
Act 5- Jake James
I'm Jake, and I go by my stage name of Jake James.
I've always liked singing since I was a kid, but I never thought I'd be here today. I didn't have the best of upbringings really, I mean both of my parents died in a pretty nasty zoo accident when I was five (some monkey escaped from the cage), but also I wasn't able to go on the school ski trip to Alaska, which ended up making me feel slightly depressed.
Right before my mother passed, she told me that if a show named The T Factor was to come about in around fourteen years time then I should definetly go for it... And that's why I'm here, so I can finally have the money to go skiing.
After I made it through last week (I know we all did but it still is great to say), I was really excited to start writing my own song for this weeks theme. I'm hoping that the judges get what's it all about and enjoy my funny-ish take on it. I'd hate to be out of the competition this early when I've got so much to provide.
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Originally Posted by Tom!
(Post 7373747)
Pretty Thick
Verse [1]:
I'm not stupid and I've dealt with trolls before,
But all of your latest antics are becoming such a chore.
Have you lot honestly not got something else to do?
Go outside, read a book.. Just stop acting like you're two.
Bridge [1]:
Dear God, this sure can't be for real...
Have you not all got dreams that you could fulfill?
Chorus:
I think it's time that you shut that laptop down,
And run along and turn those frowns upsidedown.
The stalkings creepy and you're all still on a ban,
So I'm guessing that put an end to your 'masterplan'.
Verse [2]:
Uploading pics to Twitter and making fake accounts,
Thought I'd miss a few of you, must have been a miscount.
All going out of your way to make others unhappy,
Yet you come across as pretty thick, bet you're still in pampers nappies.
Bridge [2]:
Breathe in and out, relax and chill...
Time to move on, and pay your bill...
Chorus [x2]:
I think it's time that you shut that laptop down,
And run along and turn those frowns upsidedown.
The stalkings creepy and you're all still on a ban,
So I'm guessing that put an end to your 'masterplan'.
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Originally Posted by Tom!
(Post 7373774)
Act 6- Luke Bola
No backstory given so enjoy this picture the the meanwhile.
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Originally Posted by Tom!
(Post 7373777)
Snake Snake Snake
Snake Snake your a Snake
Snake Snake Snake
Your such a liar liar liar liar liar liar
your such a liar liar liar liar liar liar
first we play hoh
then we nominate
then people get really angry
then we play pov
in order to survive
you have to float around
in order survive
you have to competitions
in order to survive
you have to lie
in order to survive
you have to backdoor
in order to survive
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Originally Posted by Tom!
(Post 7373799)
Act #7
Mitzeeeee
Mitzeeee is a 21 years old. she always had a love for music and her claim to fame is briefly dating Harry Styles. Her passions are shopping, make up and charity work for sick animals.
Her cat is dying.
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Originally Posted by Tom!
(Post 7373803)
I keep logging into Tibb every day
cus I need my daily fix of BB
Shaun hosts In Cold Blood its pretty neat
killer please, spare me cus I'm only 16
The weaves they got kicked out
they were being pretty mean
stirring up shïť that nobody needs
They never figured on Josy
she found their secret out
Sophiee turned out to be that Stacey clown
with them gone Ammi will remain Tibbs most loved Queen
Arista had to go through hell to find himself cheap red grapes
Liam shared Jake Simms nakeds
Marsh loves Jake's bum hole
yes he 'shipped Jakes bum hole
I keep logging into Tibb every day
cus I need my daily fix of BB
Shaun hosts In Cold Blood its pretty neat
killer please, spare me cus I'm only 16
I keep logging into Tibb every day
cus I need my daily fix of BB
Shaun hosts In Cold Blood its pretty neat
killer please, spare me cus I'm only 16
Bens off on Holiday, we miss him every day
Tibb needs it's resident elderly gay
Who was Mollie anyway?
Jarrod loves Taylor Swift but I really hate that bïțch
am I the only one who thinks Shake It Off is shîț?
Don't listen to me I stan Katie Hopkins
I keep logging into Tibb every day
cus I need my daily fix of BB
Shaun hosts In Cold Blood its pretty neat
killer please, spare me cus I'm only 16
Ammi loves Audrey
Nina loves Gaga
Tom he loves JPop
Shaun loves his music baby
Jake. he loves Lily
Who Is She? loves Nikki
Scott he loves all peens
Raph loves LukeB babyyyyy
I keep logging into Tibb every day
cus I need my daily fix of BB
Shaun hosts In Cold Blood its pretty neat
killer please, spare me cus I'm only 16
I keeeeeep loggin on to Tibb everyday
cus I neeeed somethin to do with my day
and at most I'm wasting my teen years away
but i can't help but log in every day.
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