Goth - really brilliant. I loved it.

United Kingdom - AnnieK
Ireland - Jessica
Liechtenstein - Benjamin
Lapland - Drew

England's Entry is an Ode to the Typical Christmas Eve for many English Chavs

Sung by The Chavmaster

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To the tune of:





Here's a tale are you listening
about the boys who are whistelin'
at the ugly, mean girls with their cheap dyed curls
walking in a winter wonderland

down the pub their a moochin'
a pint a dance
a bit o' smoochin'
a grope at the bar going, going not too far
walking in a winter wonderland

In the toilets all the boys are writing
swear words that begin with F and C
In the ladies they're comparing sizes
and they always take their friend to have a pee!

Drinking Ale, rum and cider
cheeky girl sat beside you
It won't be too long
before she's swinging her thong
Walking in a winter wonderland
Walking home after drinking
Bag o' chips. arms a linkin'
he's looking frisky and red
but he'll pass out in bed
walking in a winter wonderland

In the garden they have built a snowman
they did it fast, infact it was a race!
they stuffed the carrot somewhere up behind him...
that wiped the smile completely off his face!

Now it's time to say goodbye then..
And we'll explain just o' why then..
we're so happy tonight..
cos we're singing this ****e..
Walking in a winter wonderland
Walking in a winter wonderland
Walking in a winter wonderland

<3

Oh 4 left?

:clap1::clap1::clap1:Well done Jack.

Annie :clap1: good job :love:

Annie :lovedup:

Yeah :)

..:joker:...Annie, that's brilliant..:lovedup:..

Yaas Annie.

Dean Martin has such a velvety voice.


Good work Annie :D :love:

:joker: loved it!

:clap1:

I think it's a bit rude to write a song about Drew without asking him first, but otherwise a cracking effort :clap1:

Annie... LOL... Brilliant.

Love that Annie :worship:

:clap1::clap1::clap1: Brilliant, :joker: Funny, and true. Well penned Annie.

:blush: thank you :love:

THOMAS WHERE IS THE IRISH VT http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lo5_6GOsBA...0/Z1aaxojr.jpg

:worry:

it should be in the playlist

:laugh2:

I have Hungary but no Ireland :worry:

It's all going tits up in the control room. It's like real Eurovision...