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OK! EXCLUSIVE: We speak to HOT NEW COUPLE Norah and Kathy on why their sex life is the best and how they continue to hold a fantastic relationship!
OK has spoken to a wonderful, down to earth couple dubbed the new 'Victoria and David' - Kathy and Norah. Norah and Kathy recently got married in Will's supermarket in which the pair both work full time. The hot lesbo are a down to earth, eccentric couple. Norah http://c8.alamy.com/comp/BW9GJE/asda...998-BW9GJE.jpg We chatted to them about their daily life and what makes the perfect relationship. So ladies! What's the key to a good relationship? Norah: The key to a perfect relationship is the sex, Kathy and I are always at it everywhere, we cant get enough of each other. Kathy: I agree, theres nothing more than a good shag after a HARDS day work. What's the typical evening for a classy couple like yourselves? Kathy: We like nothing better than sitting our arses in front of the telly watching the soaps and eating a Donner kebab, we both love Sonia and Tina on EE, there lesbo icons. Kathy http://www.sunderlandecho.com/webima...4270614995.jpg Norah: We are massive fans on CBB, and with it starting tomorrow we are all ready and having a launch party filled of booze, lesbo's and sex. We will be staying up all night watching the BOTS and live feed, whilst taking tones of viagra - then we will go live to Chaturbate. What's you dream holiday? Kathy and Norah: oh it's defo a 2 week all inclusive to Benidorm, we love nothing better than sitting our arses on the beach looking at all the dykes. The food is brilliant, Donner kebabs and pizza everywhere, we love it. What's daily life like the pair of you? Norah: It's crazy, everyone recognises as in the street, we cant leave the house without people thinking Kathy is Melissa McCarthy, People think I'm Vicky from Corrie, the amount of selfies I take with people. How was the wedding? Norah: It was fab, I went down to Cheeky Girls, it was amazing, Kathy looked like Victoria Beckham, she was a stunner. The food was fab, We got the whole meal for everyone for £20. Kathy: It was my dream wedding getting married in a supermarket, it was super classy, we had great sex in the store room. You recently came back from your honey moon, how was it? Kathy: It was fab, we binged watched the entire Sex and The City show whilst eating tons of pizza, we had sex at least twice a day, we even did it in the kids playground. Norah: It was fab, Kathy pussayyy was on top form. What are you plans for the future? Norah: I've been offered a spot of Celebrity Big Brother, bosses think I would bring the sex appeal and really spice the show up, so I came out as bisexual which should help as they like nothing better than someone who swings both ways. Kathy: I dont know, my dream is to take over judging on X Factor from Cheryl, the amount of people who say I'm just like her is fab, but they say I'm more classy. So you're pregnant Kathy, how exciting is that? Kathy: It's incredibly exciting, Fanny wants to adopt it and deport it to China so she can earn a bit of money, we're not sure what we will do with it, Norah wants it to go on BGT, but we're have to wait and see. |
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Kathy and Norah have sent us a video of what there getting up to on their honeymoon in Butlins:
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NEVETT EVANS TAKES WILLS SUPERMARKET HOSTAGE UPON BREAKING OUT OF JAIL, ONE CONFIRMED DEAD Nevett Evans who broke out of jail the other night has took Will's supermarket in Blackpool hostage. Customers where shocked to hear gunshots in store before seeing Nevett say 'Doreen better have my dolla sign' before taking everyone at the store hostage. Upon taking the staff hostage in the staff room, Fanny Cumberbatch quickly escaped after hitting Nevett over the head with a dildo and running before escaping the store as Nevett ****s numerous bullets at her. Fanny was **** in the leg where her tattoo of Jamelia is. Jamelia now looks like her face has been chewed by a dog Fanny commented to the police. Elroy Williams was also released after Nevett revealed that she will always appreciate how he was the nicest pimp she'd ever had and dint take all of her money. Elroy thanked her and smuggled his daughter LaDaysha in his thing before leaving. Fanny, Elroy, LaDaysha, Norah and Kathy (who are ion their honeymoon) are the only members of staff who are safe. Meanwhile a loud gun shot and cry was heard at 12:00pm while Beryl's voice was heard saying 'NOT IN MY COUS COUS' Nevett later hung a banner from the staff room saying 'I have killed Rustie Lee' before being quickly corrected that it was in fact staff member Linda Banks who she had killed. Tyra Banks gave the statement 'She was going to be a model on the next cycle. My sister. To think we'd finally both agreed to have that threesome with Ross Kemp and it doesn't even get to happen.' The hostage is still taking place. Maureen, Doreen, Jale, Beryl, Jackie and Valery all remain inside. |
SHOCKING NEWS IN THE STORE!
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Nevett has been photographed inside the building:
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BREAKING: WILLS STORE HAS GONE INTO UTTER CHAOS!
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Hostage terror comes to a tragic end! The hostage situation in Will's supermarket has come to a tragic end as two more victims have been killed by psycho Nevett. Valerie tried to make a run for it but unfortunately tripped over one of Maureen's dildo, Nevett run towards her. Valerie said: "Come on then you ugly bitch! Do you worst". Nevett then proceeded to dragging Valerie and chucked her out of the third floor window in which Valerie landed on regular customer Dee. Doreen frantically run up to Nevett and bit Nevett's neck and called her a "psycho bitch", Doreen pushed Nevett over and shoved a dildo in mouth. This allowed for Doreen to escape. Maureen and Jale were left scared as they were held hostage. Incase you forgot Janice is the owner of the Mulberry fashion outlet and was posing for the latest issue of Zoo during the hostage, she heard Nevett coming towards the shop and proceeded to put her make up on as she didn't want to die looking like a tramp. Nevett then shot Janice, and she sadly passed away. By this time Beryl had enough as "she doesn't take no ****," She run after Nevett and said that if she stops the killing she will sleep with her, Nevett loved the idea. International suppa star Toya Washington (daughter of Valerie) stormed into the building a told Nevett that she's "a nasty white bitch who can rot in hell, hurricane Toya is here." Toya kicked Nevett in the head and said "If you ever kill someone from my family again I will go ghetto on you and make LaDaysha looks like Kate Middleton." Beryl pulled out a huge shovel and proceeded to smacking Nevett around the head with it, calling her "a skinny white trash bin person". Nevett was left unconscious and Beryl, Maureen and Jale escaped. |
Nevett's reign of terror over? Will the supermarket ever recover? Is Toya here to stay?
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