Janet was exhausted from the motorboating, grabbed her broomstick and fled the conflict. Roxanne Pallett cried out for Ryan Thomas after not being abused. “Owwwww woman beater” she squealed loudly after Ryan repeatedly cried like a child. “He’s a liar!” she cried hysterically as Hardeep laughed and stabbed her with a joke. "You hurt me", she proclaimed but Hardeep impersonated her; "I love a good punch I do!" Ben Jardine wept and wanked simultanously, jealous he couldn't punch her. She walked around looking for victims to shag. She took her boobs for a walk to the garden and let them smoke homemade cigarettes while her fanny was loose with superherpes. "Yummy ciggies!" the boobs croaked with delight as she playfully fought with herself, feeling desperate.

Poor Roxy thought she must find an apology from Grant and Phil. Kerry Katona sniffed too much coke, snorting at India Willoughby's sweat. India slapped Amanda with manly hands for being nasty about Ann Widdecombe; "I'M A REAL WOMUNNN!" she said in baritone. Her breasts swayed, her hips don't lie, Amanda was moist! Lisa Appleton appeared. "My burgers are nice" she purred seductively and slapped Mario’s ass; "Health and Safety!" he giggled with his soggy slippers and trousers. Lisa told Mario he's the new David Brent. Jale suddenly entered and lunged at TiBB's 'Get Jale Out' thread. Chuff me dizzy sat back aghast at Shilpa Shetty, who slayed the CBB5 bullying gang. Chuff was stubborn upon Jade’s eviction, believing every lie Raven Walton told.

Kaitlyn Herman cried, as per usual she queefed loudly, cleansing the spirit that lurked inside of Dina Lohan and Lolo Jones. Surprisingly, it also cleansed their vaginas until they were mentally and physically sick. They puked a green substance which corroded the toilet bowl and gave birth to Miss Tina Malone! “No man will ever shag me” she shouted. Coolio cried himself to sleep, jealous. Ainsley Harriot kicked Coolio to another gangster’s paradise instead. The Xenomorph egg, which was really big and sticky, hatched to reveal a big angry gremlin. It spewed blood at everyone; Two Second Steven cried as

(I sent out a PM to the loyal publishers to nominate the golden writer of the week. I must say it’s very close so far)

Janet was exhausted from the motorboating, grabbed her broomstick and fled the conflict. Roxanne Pallett cried out for Ryan Thomas after not being abused. “Owwwww woman beater” she squealed loudly after Ryan repeatedly cried like a child. “He’s a liar!” she cried hysterically as Hardeep laughed and stabbed her with a joke. "You hurt me", she proclaimed but Hardeep impersonated her; "I love a good punch I do!" Ben Jardine wept and wanked simultanously, jealous he couldn't punch her. She walked around looking for victims to shag. She took her boobs for a walk to the garden and let them smoke homemade cigarettes while her fanny was loose with superherpes. "Yummy ciggies!" the boobs croaked with delight as she playfully fought with herself, feeling desperate.

Poor Roxy thought she must find an apology from Grant and Phil. Kerry Katona sniffed too much coke, snorting at India Willoughby's sweat. India slapped Amanda with manly hands for being nasty about Ann Widdecombe; "I'M A REAL WOMUNNN!" she said in baritone. Her breasts swayed, her hips don't lie, Amanda was moist! Lisa Appleton appeared. "My burgers are nice" she purred seductively and slapped Mario’s ass; "Health and Safety!" he giggled with his soggy slippers and trousers. Lisa told Mario he's the new David Brent. Jale suddenly entered and lunged at TiBB's 'Get Jale Out' thread. Chuff me dizzy sat back aghast at Shilpa Shetty, who slayed the CBB5 bullying gang. Chuff was stubborn upon Jade’s eviction, believing every lie Raven Walton told.

Kaitlyn Herman cried, as per usual she queefed loudly, cleansing the spirit that lurked inside of Dina Lohan and Lolo Jones. Surprisingly, it also cleansed their vaginas until they were mentally and physically sick. They puked a green substance which corroded the toilet bowl and gave birth to Miss Tina Malone! “No man will ever shag me” she shouted. Coolio cried himself to sleep, jealous. Ainsley Harriot kicked Coolio to another gangster’s paradise instead. The Xenomorph egg, which was really big and sticky, hatched to reveal a big angry gremlin. It spewed blood at everyone; Two Second Steven cried as he opened it

Janet was exhausted from the motorboating, grabbed her broomstick and fled the conflict. Roxanne Pallett cried out for Ryan Thomas after not being abused. “Owwwww woman beater” she squealed loudly after Ryan repeatedly cried like a child. “He’s a liar!” she cried hysterically as Hardeep laughed and stabbed her with a joke. "You hurt me", she proclaimed but Hardeep impersonated her; "I love a good punch I do!" Ben Jardine wept and wanked simultanously, jealous he couldn't punch her. She walked around looking for victims to shag. She took her boobs for a walk to the garden and let them smoke homemade cigarettes while her fanny was loose with superherpes. "Yummy ciggies!" the boobs croaked with delight as she playfully fought with herself, feeling desperate.

Poor Roxy thought she must find an apology from Grant and Phil. Kerry Katona sniffed too much coke, snorting at India Willoughby's sweat. India slapped Amanda with manly hands for being nasty about Ann Widdecombe; "I'M A REAL WOMUNNN!" she said in baritone. Her breasts swayed, her hips don't lie, Amanda was moist! Lisa Appleton appeared. "My burgers are nice" she purred seductively and slapped Mario’s ass; "Health and Safety!" he giggled with his soggy slippers and trousers. Lisa told Mario he's the new David Brent. Jale suddenly entered and lunged at TiBB's 'Get Jale Out' thread. Chuff me dizzy sat back aghast at Shilpa Shetty, who slayed the CBB5 bullying gang. Chuff was stubborn upon Jade’s eviction, believing every lie Raven Walton told.

Kaitlyn Herman cried, as per usual she queefed loudly, cleansing the spirit that lurked inside of Dina Lohan and Lolo Jones. Surprisingly, it also cleansed their vaginas until they were mentally and physically sick. They puked a green substance which corroded the toilet bowl and gave birth to Miss Tina Malone! “No man will ever shag me” she shouted. Coolio cried himself to sleep, jealous. Ainsley Harriot kicked Coolio to another gangster’s paradise instead. The Xenomorph egg, which was really big and sticky, hatched to reveal a big angry gremlin. It spewed blood at everyone; Two Second Steven cried as he opened it slowly. It sprayed

Janet was exhausted from the motorboating, grabbed her broomstick and fled the conflict. Roxanne Pallett cried out for Ryan Thomas after not being abused. “Owwwww woman beater” she squealed loudly after Ryan repeatedly cried like a child. “He’s a liar!” she cried hysterically as Hardeep laughed and stabbed her with a joke. "You hurt me", she proclaimed but Hardeep impersonated her; "I love a good punch I do!" Ben Jardine wept and wanked simultanously, jealous he couldn't punch her. She walked around looking for victims to shag. She took her boobs for a walk to the garden and let them smoke homemade cigarettes while her fanny was loose with superherpes. "Yummy ciggies!" the boobs croaked with delight as she playfully fought with herself, feeling desperate.

Poor Roxy thought she must find an apology from Grant and Phil. Kerry Katona sniffed too much coke, snorting at India Willoughby's sweat. India slapped Amanda with manly hands for being nasty about Ann Widdecombe; "I'M A REAL WOMUNNN!" she said in baritone. Her breasts swayed, her hips don't lie, Amanda was moist! Lisa Appleton appeared. "My burgers are nice" she purred seductively and slapped Mario’s ass; "Health and Safety!" he giggled with his soggy slippers and trousers. Lisa told Mario he's the new David Brent. Jale suddenly entered and lunged at TiBB's 'Get Jale Out' thread. Chuff me dizzy sat back aghast at Shilpa Shetty, who slayed the CBB5 bullying gang. Chuff was stubborn upon Jade’s eviction, believing every lie Raven Walton told.

Kaitlyn Herman cried, as per usual she queefed loudly, cleansing the spirit that lurked inside of Dina Lohan and Lolo Jones. Surprisingly, it also cleansed their vaginas until they were mentally and physically sick. They puked a green substance which corroded the toilet bowl and gave birth to Miss Tina Malone! “No man will ever shag me” she shouted. Coolio cried himself to sleep, jealous. Ainsley Harriot kicked Coolio to another gangster’s paradise instead. The Xenomorph egg, which was really big and sticky, hatched to reveal a big angry gremlin. It spewed blood at everyone; Two Second Steven cried as he opened it slowly. It sprayed a “lemony” fragrance

Janet was exhausted from the motorboating, grabbed her broomstick and fled the conflict. Roxanne Pallett cried out for Ryan Thomas after not being abused. “Owwwww woman beater” she squealed loudly after Ryan repeatedly cried like a child. “He’s a liar!” she cried hysterically as Hardeep laughed and stabbed her with a joke. "You hurt me", she proclaimed but Hardeep impersonated her; "I love a good punch I do!" Ben Jardine wept and wanked simultanously, jealous he couldn't punch her. She walked around looking for victims to shag. She took her boobs for a walk to the garden and let them smoke homemade cigarettes while her fanny was loose with superherpes. "Yummy ciggies!" the boobs croaked with delight as she playfully fought with herself, feeling desperate.

Poor Roxy thought she must find an apology from Grant and Phil. Kerry Katona sniffed too much coke, snorting at India Willoughby's sweat. India slapped Amanda with manly hands for being nasty about Ann Widdecombe; "I'M A REAL WOMUNNN!" she said in baritone. Her breasts swayed, her hips don't lie, Amanda was moist! Lisa Appleton appeared. "My burgers are nice" she purred seductively and slapped Mario’s ass; "Health and Safety!" he giggled with his soggy slippers and trousers. Lisa told Mario he's the new David Brent. Jale suddenly entered and lunged at TiBB's 'Get Jale Out' thread. Chuff me dizzy sat back aghast at Shilpa Shetty, who slayed the CBB5 bullying gang. Chuff was stubborn upon Jade’s eviction, believing every lie Raven Walton told.

Kaitlyn Herman cried, as per usual she queefed loudly, cleansing the spirit that lurked inside of Dina Lohan and Lolo Jones. Surprisingly, it also cleansed their vaginas until they were mentally and physically sick. They puked a green substance which corroded the toilet bowl and gave birth to Miss Tina Malone! “No man will ever shag me” she shouted. Coolio cried himself to sleep, jealous. Ainsley Harriot kicked Coolio to another gangster’s paradise instead. The Xenomorph egg, which was really big and sticky, hatched to reveal a big angry gremlin. It spewed blood at everyone; Two Second Steven cried as he opened it slowly. It sprayed a “lemony” fragrance, which blinded Steven

Janet was exhausted from the motorboating, grabbed her broomstick and fled the conflict. Roxanne Pallett cried out for Ryan Thomas after not being abused. “Owwwww woman beater” she squealed loudly after Ryan repeatedly cried like a child. “He’s a liar!” she cried hysterically as Hardeep laughed and stabbed her with a joke. "You hurt me", she proclaimed but Hardeep impersonated her; "I love a good punch I do!" Ben Jardine wept and wanked simultanously, jealous he couldn't punch her. She walked around looking for victims to shag. She took her boobs for a walk to the garden and let them smoke homemade cigarettes while her fanny was loose with superherpes. "Yummy ciggies!" the boobs croaked with delight as she playfully fought with herself, feeling desperate.

Poor Roxy thought she must find an apology from Grant and Phil. Kerry Katona sniffed too much coke, snorting at India Willoughby's sweat. India slapped Amanda with manly hands for being nasty about Ann Widdecombe; "I'M A REAL WOMUNNN!" she said in baritone. Her breasts swayed, her hips don't lie, Amanda was moist! Lisa Appleton appeared. "My burgers are nice" she purred seductively and slapped Mario’s ass; "Health and Safety!" he giggled with his soggy slippers and trousers. Lisa told Mario he's the new David Brent. Jale suddenly entered and lunged at TiBB's 'Get Jale Out' thread. Chuff me dizzy sat back aghast at Shilpa Shetty, who slayed the CBB5 bullying gang. Chuff was stubborn upon Jade’s eviction, believing every lie Raven Walton told.

Kaitlyn Herman cried, as per usual she queefed loudly, cleansing the spirit that lurked inside of Dina Lohan and Lolo Jones. Surprisingly, it also cleansed their vaginas until they were mentally and physically sick. They puked a green substance which corroded the toilet bowl and gave birth to Miss Tina Malone! “No man will ever shag me” she shouted. Coolio cried himself to sleep, jealous. Ainsley Harriot kicked Coolio to another gangster’s paradise instead. The Xenomorph egg, which was really big and sticky, hatched to reveal a big angry gremlin. It spewed blood at everyone; Two Second Steven cried as he opened it slowly. It sprayed a “lemony” fragrance, which blinded Steven, and prevented him

Janet was exhausted from the motorboating, grabbed her broomstick and fled the conflict. Roxanne Pallett cried out for Ryan Thomas after not being abused. “Owwwww woman beater” she squealed loudly after Ryan repeatedly cried like a child. “He’s a liar!” she cried hysterically as Hardeep laughed and stabbed her with a joke. "You hurt me", she proclaimed but Hardeep impersonated her; "I love a good punch I do!" Ben Jardine wept and wanked simultanously, jealous he couldn't punch her. She walked around looking for victims to shag. She took her boobs for a walk to the garden and let them smoke homemade cigarettes while her fanny was loose with superherpes. "Yummy ciggies!" the boobs croaked with delight as she playfully fought with herself, feeling desperate.

Poor Roxy thought she must find an apology from Grant and Phil. Kerry Katona sniffed too much coke, snorting at India Willoughby's sweat. India slapped Amanda with manly hands for being nasty about Ann Widdecombe; "I'M A REAL WOMUNNN!" she said in baritone. Her breasts swayed, her hips don't lie, Amanda was moist! Lisa Appleton appeared. "My burgers are nice" she purred seductively and slapped Mario’s ass; "Health and Safety!" he giggled with his soggy slippers and trousers. Lisa told Mario he's the new David Brent. Jale suddenly entered and lunged at TiBB's 'Get Jale Out' thread. Chuff me dizzy sat back aghast at Shilpa Shetty, who slayed the CBB5 bullying gang. Chuff was stubborn upon Jade’s eviction, believing every lie Raven Walton told.

Kaitlyn Herman cried, as per usual she queefed loudly, cleansing the spirit that lurked inside of Dina Lohan and Lolo Jones. Surprisingly, it also cleansed their vaginas until they were mentally and physically sick. They puked a green substance which corroded the toilet bowl and gave birth to Miss Tina Malone! “No man will ever shag me” she shouted. Coolio cried himself to sleep, jealous. Ainsley Harriot kicked Coolio to another gangster’s paradise instead. The Xenomorph egg, which was really big and sticky, hatched to reveal a big angry gremlin. It spewed blood at everyone; Two Second Steven cried as he opened it slowly. It sprayed a “lemony” fragrance, which blinded Steven, and prevented him shaving his head

(We flick to a new chapter) :devil:

Save the rhinos

“Save the rhinos”, protested Shannon Lizzie

“Save the rhinos”, protested Shannon Lizzie feeling the horn

(I hope your talking about the actual horn) :umm2:

“Save the rhinos”, protested Shannon Lizzie feeling the horn. Poachers approached her

“Save the rhinos”, protested Shannon Lizzie feeling the horn. Poachers approached her brandishing big weapons

“Save the rhinos”, protested Shannon Lizzie feeling the horn. Poachers approached her brandishing big weapons, with huge knives

(of course :hmph:)

“Save the rhinos”, protested Shannon Lizzie feeling the horn. Poachers approached her brandishing big weapons, with huge knives ready to attack

“Save the rhinos”, protested Shannon Lizzie feeling the horn. Poachers approached her brandishing big weapons, with huge knives ready to attack the rhino. But

“Save the rhinos”, protested Shannon Lizzie feeling the horn. Poachers approached her brandishing big weapons, with huge knives ready to attack the rhino. But who else but

“Save the rhinos”, protested Shannon Lizzie feeling the horn. Poachers approached her brandishing big weapons, with huge knives ready to attack the rhino. But who else but Roxy appears and

“Save the rhinos”, protested Shannon Lizzie feeling the horn. Poachers approached her brandishing big weapons, with huge knives ready to attack the rhino. But who else but Roxy appears and as does Ronnie!

“Save the rhinos”, protested Shannon Lizzie feeling the horn. Poachers approached her brandishing big weapons, with huge knives ready to attack the rhino. But who else but Roxy appears and as does Ronnie! Back from Ongar

“Save the rhinos”, protested Shannon Lizzie feeling the horn. Poachers approached her brandishing big weapons, with huge knives ready to attack the rhino. But who else but Roxy appears and as does Ronnie! Back from Ongar, Missy Elliot appeared

Save the rhinos”, protested Shannon Lizzie feeling the horn. Poachers approached her brandishing big weapons, with huge knives ready to attack the rhino. But who else but Roxy appears and as does Ronnie! Back from Ongar, Missy Elliot appeared to get her

(There’s a three way tie and I don’t know what to do :worry: Shall I make all three the Golden writers?)

(Epic send your vote!) :oh: