QPR midfielder Joey Barton is ready to take a wage cut in order to force through a move to Everton.

Jermaine Jenas is in talks with Premier League new boys Hull City.

Tottenham defender Steven Caulker having medical at Cardiff.

Championship newcomers Doncaster have signed Tottenham defender Bongani Khumalo on a season-long loan deal.

Britt Assombalonga joins League One Peterborough from Watford.

Celtic sign winger Derk Boerrigter on four-year deal from Ajax.

Swindon have completed the signing of goalkeeper Tyrell Belford from Liverpool on a free transfer.

Bradford City sign former Swindon winger Raffaele De Vita.

Ian Evatt has revealed he turned down offers from Championship clubs in favour of a return to Chesterfield.

Striker Marlon Jackson joins Bury overhaul under Kevin Blackwell.

Wycombe midfielder Jesse Kewley-Graham has gone out on loan.

AFC Wimbledon have completed the loan signing of Charlton striker Michael Smith.

Matias Silvestre has joined AC Milan on loan from Inter Milan.

A deal is close to being finalised for Wallace to join Inter Milan on loan from Chelsea.

talkSPORT reporting that Bale has told AVB that he wants to leave.

Reports of a third bid for Cesc. I'm done....:joker:

Yeah. A serious bid for the first time if true. Absolutely pathetic how we piss about. Should of offered £35 mil - £40 mil off the cuff, yay or nay? If nay, bid £35 mil for Gundogan.

probably the strangest post i'll ever make

One Direction's Louis Tomlinson signs for Doncaster Rovers

https://twitter.com/SkySportsNews/st...21541614313472

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BQlbOCGCIAEHoUA.jpg

:joker: classic 1D fans

https://twitter.com/drfc_official/followers

LIVERPOOL have submitted a £21.8million bid for Atletico Madrid striker Diego Costa.

The offer triggers the Brazil international's 25million Euros release clause and the Reds are now awaiting a response from the Spanish outfit.

Another attacking option has been top of boss Brendan Rodgers' summer wish list and he believes the 24-year-old fits the bill.

Costa is not viewed by Liverpool as a potential replacement for Luis Suarez, whose future at Anfield is uncertain. The Reds remain determined to keep hold of the Uruguayan frontman.

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/...on-bid-5429740

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!! I wasn't aware of him before last night but after reading about how crazy he is, watching a few videos of him and seeing his impressive scoring record (over the last 2 seasons), I'm looking forward to this. Judging by what I've read he's going to make Suarez look like a lovely harmless guy.

Twitter starts a rumor that Clint Dempsey is transferring to MLS side Seattle Sounders FC and when Clint is spotted at the San Francisco Airport by a fan (There's rumors that he's transferring to Everton) People think he was literally transferring to Seattle. Seattle plays along with it too.
http://www.mlssoccer.com/news/articl...n-sounders-exc

Classic :joker:

Geoff Arsenal ‏@GeoffArsenal 8m
Chamakh to Crystal Palace on loan.

Gervais to Roma. Permanent.

Poor Chamakh. From sexy North London to the ****hole that Is South.

Palace getting an absolute predator in the box on loan. Fantastic deal. Should score about 3 goals all season.

no joke, it's happening

Well According to ESPNFC.com Clint Dempsey to Seattle is actually Legit.

EDIT: I see that Nathan has posted it as well. I posted the Dempsey story hours ago and I saw the new story a few hours after.

its a shame, he should have never left Fulham.. was an exciting player to watch in his last season there

Seattle paid 9 Million USD and he's signed on for a 4 Year 8 Million a year contracts. Both are records in the MLS per NBC Sports

he is better then the MLS, wasted.

Thank god we didn't meet his asking price last year

he probably would have fitted in better at Liverpool to be honest

First half of the season he would have came in handy but he would definitely be the weak link of our attacking options now

West Bromwich Albion have completed the signing of Uruguay international Diego Lugano from Paris St Germain.

Kris Boyd has joined Kilmarnock.

Ross County set to complete loan signing of Orhan Mustafi.

Bradford sign Middlesbrough keeper Connor Ripley on loan.

Iraqi-born midfielder Kasim, 22, and Rossi Branco have been training at the County Ground since their release from Brighton earlier this summer.

Morecambe have agreed terms with Padraig Amond.

Burton have agreed a deal for Sunderland goalkeeper Jordan Pickford to join the club on loan.

Southend have signed Conor Clifford and Julian Bennett.

Scunthorpe have completed the signing of Barnsley midfielder Jordan Clark on a one-month loan deal.

Portsmouth manager Guy Whittingham has completed the signing of defender Bondz N'Gala on a one-month deal.

Mansfield Town sign striker Ollie Palmer from Havant & Waterlooville.

Bury manager Kevin Blackwell has signed winger Danny Mayor on a season-long loan from Sheffield Wednesday.

Exeter have completed the signing of winger David Wheeler following a successful trial with the club.

Tottenham to sign Roberto Soldado, subject to medical.

Good signing for Spurs and they do need more firepower upfront. Valencia will have to look for a Soldado replacement now.

Fiorentina have announced the signing of Josip Ilic from Palermo on a five-year deal.

Matias Silvestre moves to AC Milan from Inter on one-year loan.

Inter Milan sign Uruguayan midfielder Diego Laxalt.

Bayer Leverkusen have signed Emre Can from Bundesliga rivals Bayern Munich for an undisclosed fee.

Bordeaux sign Lucas Orban from Club Atletico Tigre in Argentina.

Brazilian Michel Bastos has joined Al-Ain FC from Olympique Lyonnais.

Monaco sign Spain under-19 international Borja Lopez from Sporting Gijon.

Might know another day ticks by and we sign nobody. Ed Woodward must just watch porn all day.

Newcastle are close to signing Loic Remy and Darren Bent.

Arsenal striker Gervinho looks set to complete his move to Roma.

Liverpool saying they want a bid in the same region as Bale's :bored:

****ing ludicrous spending

Unexpected...

Manchester United have rejected a second bid from Chelsea for wantaway striker Wayne Rooney, Sky sources understand.

"A bid in the region of £30m has been made and it is our information that bid has been rejected," Sky Sports' Dharmesh Sheth said.

Chelsea has a zero chance of getting him, any EPL team not named Manchester United has no chance.

if he's going anywhere it will be outside of England.

Downing to Newcastle

Lee Ryder ‏@lee_ryder 7m

Chronicle sources saying #nufc aren't in for Stewart Downing


He's like the main Newcastle journo

**** sake Nathan let me dream