I can't sleep someone tell me a bedtime story

..I got this off the internet, if it wasn't a work day and I had more time, I would have made one up for you Karl/Ramsay...



Once upon a time there was an egg named Oscar. He woke up one morning, got out of bed, scampered across the floor, opened his door, looked up at the beautiful sun and said, “Ahhh, what a glorious day for a walk”.

So Oscar walked down the street to the corner, turned left, and walked several more blocks. While Oscar was walking, out in front of him strolled a little spotted kitten. The kitten was white with little brown spots, and the kitten said, “Hellloooo” [in a me-owy sort of tone].

Oscar said, “Good morning, little kitten, what is your name?”

To which the kitten replied, “Hellloooo.”

Oscar said, those spots you have there are quite nice.

To which the kitten said, “Hellloooo.”

Oscar tried another tactic by asking, “Do you live near here? I don’t think I’ve seen you before.”

And the kitten replied, “Hellloooo.”.

Oscar made several more attempts to start a reasonable conversion, but the kitten always replied “Hellloooo.” So Oscar decided to name the kitten the “Hello Kitty”.


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Let me back up a bit. Since the kitten always responded by greeting Oscar with a “Hellloooo”, Oscar decided to name her “Greetings Kitten.”

After several more attempts at conversing with Greetings Kitten, Oscar decided to continue his walk. Oscar left Greetings Kitten and continued down the street. After several blocks, Oscar turned left and walked four more blocks. He then turned left again and started heading back home.

On his way back home, out in front of him again strolled Greetings Kitten, who said, “Hellloooo.”

Oscar was tired of always hearing the same thing so he said, “Look here, Greetings Kitten. No matter what I say to you, you always reply ‘Hellloooo’, and that does not make interesting conversion, so I’ll say goodbye to you and keep on my walk.”

As Oscar walked past he heard, “Good Day”.

Oscar turned around, looked at Greetings Kitten, and asked, “I beg your pardon? What did you say?”

Greetings Kitten just looked at Oscar and said, “Hellloooo.”

Oscar was getting frustrated, so he turned and continued his walk home. He heard from behind him, “Haaa Haaa”.

Oscar turned around again, but Greetings Kitten just looked at him and said, “Hellloooo.”

So Oscar said a final “Good day” and walked away. From almost a block away, he heard Greetings Kitten calling, “It was a pleasure to meet you!”

But Oscar did not respond. He just went home, called his mother (Achpu, who lives in Malibu). He told her he loved her and missed her and hoped to see her soon.

The End

..dem bones...


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Morning :love:

..morning Annie..:love:..you ok..?...

..are you getting sleepy yet Karl/Ramsay..I still have the tab open if you need another story to get you in the zone...

Morning Ammi :love:....I'm good thanks, would be better if I could have had another hours sleep followed by a fun day in the sun, but work today :sad: : laugh:

How are you? :hug:

...oh I know what you mean..the last time I checked the time, it was 2am and I hadn't slept yet and then I woke up at 4.15am ..it just isn't enough sleep and seems to be a regular thing for weeks now so I just generally haven't felt well but this is my last work day for 6 weeks..:amazed:...

..yeah, I think you should have a fun day as well, it's about time Matthew started doing some of your shifts and covering for you while you had a day off once in a while...

Aw...that's rubbish ammi. Have you tried any remedies to help you sleep? I think lavender oil is meant to be good for promoting sleep. I sleep fine...just never seem to get enough.

you're right about Matthew...time that boy started earning his keep :fist:

Right, time to leave for work then that's another day over and done with!

morning

Have a good day Jake :love:

Morning Natalie :love:

Good morning, everyone! :wavey:

morning everyone.

payday :amazed:

I'm waiting for the plumber to fix the bathroom, then i'm going out. I want to go to Covent Garden. Long time i don't go there.

hey guys! hope everyone has a good day :love:

Afternoon

Wow! What a nice day today. Can't wait to go out later! :flutter:

Our new Wetherspoons opens today

hurry up, plumber. I want to go to Covent Garden. :fist:

I think I'm going to have a few beers

me too. it's a perfect day to go to the pub. sitting outside with a nice refreshing beer. you can't beat it! :love:

I'd loveeeee some drinks

I need to change some euros into pounds as well. drinks are on me! :dance:

am in me mums car

Fargo is such a good movie :worship:

get out me carrr

I love it! :love:

whats upppp
whaaats uppp
the mum : whattsss wuuuupppp??

When will Tish find love?

Too hot

26 degrees here in London. Lovely. :dazzler:

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Lovely weather up here too :cheer:

It's gorgeous here

Same

this ad is so bizarre

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Reggie Yates :umm2: