He is capable of scoring quickly though, look at his record in ODIs and T20s. Still say it's just confidence and he can easily break out of this run of form, he'll be back in the summer I'm sure

KP is the only one who's given reason to question his motivation of our foreign born players, playing the highest level of the game in one of the biggest sporting contests in the world should be plenty of motivation regardless of where they were born. Plus they pretty much all have strong connections to England anyway

Warner has no respect for Broad whatsoever you gotta love that man

Broady gets him again, Warner really is his bitch

Aus going at there 50/50 over pace

WE ARE NOT WORTHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

G'wan Stokes, just to get this muppet Smith out before lunch now

Aussies on the ropes now, 97-5, great stuff

Cometh the hour cometh the People's Champ

MICHALEJORDANLUAGHING.GIF

It always ends up going wrong just as I start bragging in here

PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is the definition of humiliation Jimmy looks like he is going to cry

Oh dear dear me

A New Zealander and a Zimbabwean trying to save England

EMB ARASSING

WTF Stokes caught behind and the 3rd umpire gives it not out FML. That's 2 in this innings alone including Carberry

Good to know some things have not changed from the English series

This is your time Gary Ballance, do it for England

Do it for your native Zimbabwe Garry but them on the map

MTVN thoughts on Stokes being given not out please

Umpire's word is final, if the Aussies don't review it's their own fault

Gary Ballance - true Englishman

Well done the young lads

18 run scored

MICHAELJORDANLAUGHING.GIF

Yes he is

Well well well, looks like you're 4-0 prediction is going to be wrong after all LK

Cook honestly has too go down as the worst captain in history. Negative tactics aside he really knows how deflate his players. First we had Root coming in ahead of Monty now KP ahead of Borthwick FML

And the most humiliating series loss in history is complete

Don't ever question the Legend's killer knowledge AGAIN I told you EVERYTHING that was going to happen a month before the first ball

This Aus team aren't even that good really, an impressive bowling attack but then we've made it really easy for them, it's nothing like the side that whitewashed us back in 06, it's just that England are a disgrace

Stokes is the only positive from this series, Broad has done alright too, hard to say a good word about anyone else. Can't have a defeat like this without making major changes, heads must roll

PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! At the complete activity in this thread if you had just listened to me before the series there would have been need for the thread debacle

Anyways the latest leg of the humiliation comes with Aus playing this team tonight Bailey(c), Johnson(vc), Finch, Marsh, Maxwell, Wade, Smith, Coulter-Nile, Pattinson, Faulkner, Christian ****ing ZERO respect for England you got to love them Aussies

The real Ashes is over till 2015 LK, we purists care little for the silly ODIs

Cricket Australia must follow your line of thought MTVN going by there team for tonight LOOOOOOOOOOOOL