:smug:

Emma Roberts is a hero

Wonder if ghost face is good in bed :think:

Jay should make a thread about his book :think:

My PR team at Penguin are working on it. The books are still going ahead, despite recent debates upon copyright infringement. The courts ruled my book idea wasn't breaking any copyright restrictions (thank god)

oh.
now your famous, got any contacts for me so i can call ghost face? want him to be my best friend

Let me search through my phone book... J.K Rowling... Roald Dahl... Whoever wrote The Bible... nope, sorry.

oh it's okay found him, well he found me
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why do i go to bed late

:lovedup:

Uptown Funk (Bruno Mars' version + Fleur's version, even if I kinda prefer Bruno's) is god :love:

It's going to be so weird having no x factor this weekend

Upset. Nadal is back in Queens and I didn't know. I can't go. It was my yearly ritual before he stopped coming a few years ago :bawling::bawling:

I'm tired but I want to drink. Not sure if I can even be arsed to go to this interview tomorrow seeing as I've already been offered a job

why did I call in sick

Dreading putting the kids in the bath. Skye used to love it but now screams like hell because gavin had to shower her the other day and shes scared of shower...so now wont enter bathroom :facepalm:

And James nearly drowns himself over and over, and enjoys it D:

Food, glorious food. I'm hungry. :laugh:

Dude from the Goldbergs sounds like Gretchen from Recess

Happiness feels like witchcraft to me

Happy I found a site to download tv shows to the phone. Downloading some scandal eps and the affair for the tube tomorrow:blush:

That we finally get a decent top 2 on this years X Factor.

And every Takeaway business that I can think of.:drool:

I'm really pretty

I'd forgotten how amazing lazy sundays are and now i'm having trouble getting out of bed. I am watching Kate and leopard and plan on staying in bed until big brother and then watching that will ferell movie and then going to sleep.

Personal hygiene and washing my clothes are not an option anymore today and i'll go to work with dirty clothes tomorrow but I am ok with that. :D

How can Chris Hemsworth die in Red Dawn:bawling:

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