Wheatus version tho >>>

hmm it's good. Not sure if it's better.

oh no my cookie fell off in my coffee

oh **** off now i have dropped the coffee jar on the floor

dropped/smashed

worst thing ever. Was having ginger nut biscuits and it fell in my tea earlier. I was like
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That when you leave the lid of a kettle open the water boils forever.

That I shouldn't be sleeping tonight but I prob will

craaaap seem to have cavity wall. :bawling: something had to go wrong didn't it :bawling: wall getting ****ing wet :bawling: landlord will be hearing ****

people that act like they care about you then all they do is give you the side eye and criticize you behind your back. Just **** off if you don't like me **** sake, don't need you in my life and i'd rather not waste my time acknowledging your existence.

That awful programme 'Heir Hunters'. It's like watching someone rob the dead. They find people who've died intestate and trace their relatives so that they themselves can take a cut of the dead person's money as a commission. It's particularly sad when you head that some poor old sod has lived his last few years alone and died alone, with no family giving a flying **** about him... and then the same family who neglected him, inherit his cash. I'd rather see it go to a dog's home than to people who didn't care enough about him when he was alive. Dispicable people, dispicable programme.

"my thoughts and prayers are with him/her..." this is fine, however when I am dead if you don't generally pray can you not say this. If you have never ever prayed in your life why should I believe that in my moment of death you know how to pray or genuinely have faith for that one second. Just don't. If you genuinely pray, fine but if not, my thoughts are with her is fine.

Teenage girls love the feminine looking guys until they reach their 20's which is when guys like me and you come into play Nathan.:devil:

Well I hope.:joker:

..those mornings when one cup of coffee just isn't quite enough and two cups is a bit too much and you can't get the half cup just right/it doesn't work so well...

Beyonce "how much do I reveal about myself...it is the battle of my life." aw it must be tough. If it's that hard just go away then you won't have to talk about yourself on a constant basis. :blush:

i have 4 before i wake up then about 30 by the end of the day and im still asleep lol

wow there's being a determined person and there's being a self absorbed c8unt.

when people always come round at the weekends when I just want to slob it out all day

..buying something and then breaking it before you've even unboxed it....

Being so goddamned tired on a Saturday night.....:sad:

..yep, I feel you, Annie...

It's rubbish Ammi....these 5.30am starts are taking their toll on me now....

Those sticky labels shops seem to revel in putting on boxes and you cant get them off without rubbing them off which then makes it obvious there was a price label there and if its a gift it looks a mess,Grrrrr

..awww..:hug:...maybe an early night if you can..?..


..that drives me crazy and they never put them on the bottom or sides of the gift, they're right there on the very top, pouring OCD all over you...

You can usually steam them off Kaz...just have to be careful that it doesn't crinkle the packaging....

this sudden obsession i've developped for avenged sevenfold in the last 2 days is not healthy. :conf: Literally they're the only band i've cared about in the last 2 days. I knew of them before but I never really listened because I thought they were too hardcore for me, but in the last 2 days been obsessed with them, their background. Love it. Friends that grew up together, jamming together, formed a band and went on to become one of the most successful bands today.
But they lost their "heart" of the group in 2009, the REV aaw and I have been obsessed with the song they dedicated to him. When he died they thought about quitting music and just spend weeks locked inside mourning the rev. 2 of the band members are married to twins that they've known for years...aah there's just so much amazingness! :D Not to mention they're all quite fine! :D

City of Evil is great, was going to see them on tour in 2007 but they pulled out at the last minute the bastards