Yes I had to stamp on it with my sequinned winkle pickers and then bury it under the patio, but I can still hear it whispering to me with it's choc chip chunks.....

:joker:

i just fapped to this

mutha****a hello

Going for a lovely dinner this afternoon

Where you going and watcha having? I got to get a new phone as i dropped mine and it has ****zed out, it's only two years since I accidentally put the last one in the washing machine. I am sad 'cos it was all shiny and silver

a nice roast dinner at some local place

I need some veggies

I also gotta pick up wedding shoes for my sister and am sposed to be arranging my best mates birthday night but am stumped for ideas, any suggestions?

Niamh, get to work :nono:

Fancy dress party and everyone has to go dressed as a kitchen utensil

nathan I thought you were Niamh, I sincerely apologise

Must be my lovely locks and massive tits

Caitlin would make a good microwave

Nathan.. I keep meaning to ask you; who is that in your avatar? Cos I can't stop staring at it!

Willy Mason..he is a blues/folk/whatever guitarist/singer :thumbs2:

i thought my dad liked him then i remembered thats willy nelson

gtggg

willy

hehehehe

Forking hell, thats a good idea! I ♥ fancy dress

Wat?

Scott would make a good spatula

if i was gonna be any kitchen utensil i would be a potato masher

yeah probably the same actually

we have this separate potato masher for mashing the dogs food before we add the biscuit and the other day my dog managed to get his leg trapped in it and when i tried to get it off him he was like all rawrr and tried to bite me and it was all traumatic