Sig of the series Kizzy !!

Thanks, I nicked it of someone this aft :D

Shiver me timbers mateys!! Go for a little shore leave in the land of beer and wenches and look what happens!! I had to row like a madman in this rickety lil dingy!! I've been touting the winning ways of HMS Samuel for weeks now!!!

AARRRRR!!!!! :devil: Good on ye cap'n!!

You know that it would be untrue,
You know that I would be a liar,
If I was to say to you,
Dexters gonna win the final.

Come on Sammy win the final,
Come on Sammy win the final,
Sammys gonna win the...........final!


Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhh

Wozman, welcome aboard me hearty :devil:

Nooooooooooooooo Kizzy all the loose cannons are on the rattles ship,now pull yourself together and get scrubbing:devil:

Did you bring weed ????

Please good shipmate find the hat for me I'm desperate here.No-one cares, I save the drowning ( well the ones I like)wash up vomit and candyfloss and so much more. No-one , no-one cares. :bawling::bawling:

:worship:

Nothing but smooth waters and victory ahead now Cap'n.

- slaps Anne for getting hysterical and gives her a triple gin on the rocks -

Don't give her anymore drink she's mad enough as it is :joker:

The night goes in to morning just another day

Happy people pass my way looking in their eyes

I see a memory and I never realized how happy you made me oh Samuel,

well you came and you gave without taking.

But I sent you away oh Samuel, you kissed me and stopped me from shaking, and I need you today oh Samuel.

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I was just coming on deck to say where is hermit tonight, and here you are. What a marvellous rendition.

- wipes away a tear -

Good evening fair wench, its nice to see that a lot of people on here seem to be coming round to seeing Sam as the peoples champion, and the only person that would be worthy of the prize money.

Samuel

Is it too late to say i'm sorry

And Samuel will you argue with Sophie... Again

We can't go on pretending... That Dexter the rat is your friend

Samuel

Oh I never thought I'd miss ya

And Samuel I'm too scared to pick up the phone

Maybe it will prove that I was right or it will prove that Gina was wrong

SM that's brill :laugh:

I'll try and come up with one for later....

Off to watch bots. Be good ;)

You too lady marmalade :spin:

Tonight the H.M.S Samuel will be on deck ready to shoot down an enemy frigate but whose ship shall sink to the fiery depths?

On leave this weekend, Cpt'n. Birds, booze & laying back generally being a decent person. Watching the pond life rip each other apart.

Your always a decent person Hermit, for a Taff! :wink:

I am not a taff! I've ranted on here once before about that! :joker::nono:

How the hell did you come to support Swansea then? Surely nobody in their sane mind would want to support them unless they are from there :p

'Taff' is technically a Cardiff reference relating to the River Taff that goes through Cardiff. I'm a Jack! :joker:

Evening shipmates.

Alright, lol now I have been schooled on that one. Can I just call you a leek eater instead? :joker: