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and this is the party
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BREAKING - Nevett returns from the dead!
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Runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
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More news incoming...
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can i buy the big brother dvd game
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Madame stop flashing your Ass at the Male Staff |
will1999 supermarket is back
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Right thats it Call Security Eject this Lady teasing Male Staff |
noooooo dont eject her i like it lol
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Calling Security another lady with no knickers in the Garden Section Eject her |
Beryl's on the case
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BREAKING - NEVETT STRIKES AGAIN!
In the early hours of this morning Kathy and Norah arrived back at the supermarket, following their honey moon. The walked into the store singing Cheeky Girls whilst shouting "Buy Cheeky Girls on iTunes." Veronica threw at cup at Norah's head, whilst eruptly shouting "Take your dyke arses somwhere else, I don't want to hear that crap in the morning." But then the Cheeky Girls song could be hear echoing through the supermarket, Kathy and Norah finally thought their dream had come true, that the Cheeky Girls must be in the store. But all was not as it seemed! A huge Lorry slammed into the building, with NEVETT AS THE DRIVER! She shouted: "**** the Cheeky Girls". Norah and Kathy looked in horror, whilst SECURITY GUARD Beryl continued to look at the new range of dildos, trying every single one. Kathy and Norah began to run for their life, but Kathy couldn't resist Mad Mary's Bacon Butties (two week out of date, soggy as a wet dick), but Kathy loved them. Nevett started running after them, shouting: "My fanny smells, it's times the bitches died." Maureen (contraception expert), threw the new range of dildos at Nevett, and Nevett couldn't resist trying them, giving Kathy and Norah time to escape. MORE INCOMING! |
Mad Mary began wondering around the store, shouting "Satan is upon, rejoice my frieeennndssss"
Kathy and Norah made a quick get away to the local McDonalds, where they scooped up a double egg McMuffin. Beryl had enough of Nevett's ****, as we all know "Beryl takes no ****". Nevett screamed at Beryl, saying "I killed Linda, now it's time you, you fat bitch die." Beryl then called her local squad (The local black gang) who love Beryl, they said there getting their bats and there coming to batter Nevett. But this time Nevett has gone proper psycho, shouting "I'm Satan, I'm here, rejoice, I love sucking cock, all shall die." The staff watched in horror, whilst Fanny ordered a Chinese takeaway. Nevett saw Fanny and drove the lorry into her office, crushing Fanny to death. Nevett screamed in horror: "I'm psycho, KILL ME! DO YOU WORST! I'm weird!" Nevett progressed to burn the store down, throwing petrol all over the place, whilst Mad Mary gathered her tools. Mad Mary run up to Nevett and threw a saucepan at her head, slapping Nevett to the ground whilst shoving petrol down her throat: "No one messes with Mad Mary, Mad Mary is life, Mad Mary is God." Nevett then exploded, and the store can confirm she has died. Mary commented: "I can use Nevett's guts to make todays soup, lovely with a bit of Will's own brand cheddar." Will commented on todays event: "Sad times, but buy of loaf of bread and get one free." |
no i killed him
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How does this **** have 25 pages
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Quote:
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my tibb doe bbuk results are in
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Revetting
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NEW STAFF MEMBER -Britney Daysha [SIZE="3"]Britney is one fierce bitch, from the sunny side of Blackpool, Britney is 86 and a retired club promoter. Brit also juggled her page 3 modelling career. Britney grew up in Jamaica, and hence why she's one fierce bitch. "If I was a naughty girl, my mum would put me in a bin and throw it in the sea and I would have to get out myself." "My brother took a biscuit from the biscuit tin without asking... my mother shot him." Britney is a proud lesbian, and a frequent supporter of LGBT community, regally running stalls selling LGBT items, including rainbow cakes, Britney says: "I love it, I do the LGBT community proud." Britney in the 1960's Britney can't stand stuck up people. Britney loves the forum "TIBB", she has posted over 200,000 comments, always up for a good debate. Britney has a criminal record after she battered someone to death in her local Asda as they took the tin of beans she was about to pick off the shelf. Britney loves Bingo, and people get annoyed with it, she goes everyday to her local Bingo club, where she brings 2 cheese sandwiches and a bottle of Whisky. Britney loves people, she's a people person, "I love everyone, we are all God's children, bless them all, I love you all." Britney loved her page 3 career, she made the boys cum, cum and cum. Britney use to run a daycare service at her home, but it was shut down after she openly confessed to giving the children weed: "I thought it was good for them, it calmed them down." |
Breaking:SUPERMARKET CLOSES!
TONIGHT WE UNVEAL THE HARROWING EVENTS UP UNTIL THE MOMENT THE SUPERMARKET IS OFFICIALLY CLOSED. ONLY 4 HAVE SURVIVED! |
noooooo dont closed the supermarket where im i getting my josy workout dvd
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Today in the supermarket something terrible happened, only 4 members of staff survived the devastating disaster.
However... Will can confirm that the 4 members will move to... (HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT VERY SOON) |
FOUND OUT WHERE THE 4 Surviving STAFF MEMBERS ARE MOVING TOO IN 5 MINS!
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Are they moving to the Prison?
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or the church
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