‘An Ode to Marsh’ by Jadele
To the tune of ‘I Miss You’ by Adele
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Jay walks onto the stage, tears falling from his face.
He turns on his laptop and opens Powerpoint.
The presentation is titled “Marsh, 101 reasons why I love him”
He’s shaking with nerves… he begins to sing.
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I want to touch every single piece of you
I’ve got a jar of your pubes at home too
Push me away and treat me cruel
I’ll keep pining for you baby
I’ve got photos of you on my wall
You looked so cute in the fall
Be my Norma Bates
To my Norman Bates
Marshy don’t make me come and find you
Marshy don’t make me come find you
(Shouting) Marshy don’t make me come and find you
Come and find you, come and find you
Come and find you, come and find you
You you you
I love you and the taste of your skin
I have your name tattooed on my dick
I even have, your finger nails, stuck on my wall
At home
I love you and the taste of your skin
I have your name tattooed on my dick
I even have, your finger nails, stuck on my wall
At home
I have wet dreams about you
I have a shrine of you in my room
I pretend to like the shows that you do
Marry me make me Mr Marsh
Go suck my little toe
You know how to drive me wild
I want to enter your great unknown
I want to hear you moan
Marshy don’t make me come and find you
Marshy don’t make me come find you
(Shouting) Marshy don’t make me come and find you
Come and find you, come and find you
Come and find you, come and find you
You you you
I love you and the taste of your skin
I have your name tattooed on my dick
I even have, your finger nails, stuck on my wall
At home
I love you and the taste of your skin
I have your name tattooed on my dick
I even have, your finger nails, stuck on my wall
At home
We play so dirty in the park
Because we’re about 30 towns away
It only makes me harder baby
It only makes me harder baby
Harder baby
Harder baby
I love you and the taste of your skin
I have your name tattooed on my dick
I even have, your finger nails, stuck on my wall
At home
I love you and the taste of your skin
I have your name tattooed on my dick
I even have, your finger nails, stuck on my wall
At home
Oooh, I love you
Oooh, I love you
Oooh, I love you
Oooh, I love you
Oooh, I love you
Oooh, I love you
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Jay looks up, the room is empty, apart from a single, restrained Marsh.
Marsh is taped to the chair, next to a cup of his finger nails.
“This is love” Jay proclaims.
They live happily ever after. 
