oh what happened? :(

just the big boss, such a boob. i want to stab him.

ha2 really, shall i call the gurls?

NO NO. i'll do this by myself. i just need to do my hair and file my nails x

oh that's qt, i'll watch.

*sits and starts to perm hair*

so......... where you off to?

LOL i know!!!

hows ross today/night then?

*continues to perm hair*
oh, just down the local.

Hello and welcome to Volume 32 of Ross' breakdown - we appear to have entered the manic depressive stage now. Some eyewitnesses have attributed this to the sheer volume of amyl nitrate he's inhaled, others believe he may just be a genetic iguana hybrid.

DOWN THAT PLACE AGAIN? I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO THERE ANYMORE. Why do you disobey me like this?

Oh **** you bitch, you have no control over my life. Now shut the **** up while I do my nails.

backs away form the thread slowly

No you stupid bitch! *throws plate at you*

Oh no you did'ent.... you slapper.

Pick up that plate now!!!!

You threw it at me you psychotic cow.

I SAID PICK. UP. THE. ****ING. PLATE. do it.

and I said ****. OFF.

Right I'm out of here. I won't be back tonight 'darling'. I'm staying over Mikes.

.......and who the hell is Mike?

My new secretary. I'm treating him to a night out. So I'll stay at his place.

YEAH THAT'S RIGHT. SLEEP WITH HIM LIKE YOU DID WITH CASSANDRA. go on.

ross' breakdowns <33

OH BRINGING UP THAT OLD CHESNUT AGAIN ARE WE?? CASSANDRA AND ME NEVER HAPPENED. THE SOONER YOU GET THAT INTO YOUR THICK DELUDED SKULL THE BETTER.

arrrgh!!!