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Oh so it never happened?! Then why did I come home to find her in OUR bed naked!?? Explain that one Ross, EXPLAIN IT.

Well that was the time we had really bad weather, it was cold and she got wet from outside. She wanted to have a little kip. I explained this to you.

OH AND I SUPPOSE YOU WERE "COLD" AND "WET" FROM THE RAIN TOO? THAT'S WHY YOU WERE NAKED, right Ross, RIGHT?

Well yeah seeing as we walked home together it's a perfectly good explanation. Anyway I don't have to explain myself to you, I'm off to meet Mike.

YOU'RE NOT ****ING GOING TO MEET MIKE. end of story!!!!

Oh and you're going to stop me are you darling? Get out of my way.

Ross I'm serious, you leave and we're over.

looks like its stopped.

GET OUT OF MY WAY WOMAN. moooooooove!

Is this what you want? You want to end our 2 month relationship over this? Ross is this what YOU want? :sad:

No, you just said if I leave we're over and I was leaving anyway. Mike's waiting....

right well for the sane people im off to bed! gnight!

this is hitting the press tomorrow

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Smitham's mental health at an "all time low"

In an official statement by forum doctors Dr. Gonzo and Dr43%er, attended keenly and rather unfortunately by a confused Twilight given a misquote between a band name and their ruling, Elimination-***** Ross Smitham was last night sensationally sectioned under Rule I of the TiBB Health and Safety Act.

One bystander remarked, "he was flinging faecal matter all around his hotel room. There was a terrible stench coming from it and so naturally the maid, Ninastar, investigated. We haven't seen her since...she's supposedly running around the motorway extremely disturbed by what she's seen."

Though no word has been mentioned of the duration or severity of Smitham's episode - maximum security has been employed by the TiBB Institute. Graeme Stickings, head of security, noted: "He's certainly an intriguing character. Aside from groping my moobs he's quite complex - there doesn't seem to be any let-up on his psychotic visions...they're definitely authentic."

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Site enthusiast and occasional necrophile Harry Recylopse has made clear his intentions to take over the reigns of the doomed Elimination franchise - which was thrown into disarray following the complexity of these events.

Ross: Oh for god sake! Who is this now?
Cleo: Go and answer it! But I'm not finished with you.

Hi Ross darling, it's me Mike.... and who is THAT?

That's my girlfriend, Cleo.

Cleo this is Mike.

*Mike waltz in to Girls Just Wanna Have Fun blasting from his iPod Nano*

I decided we'll stay in tonight Ross, if that's okay with you... and her.

Cleo: GET OUT NOW!!!!!! BOTH OF YOU!!!

*Cleo is knocked to the ground and blood is seen pouring from her head*

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MY JOURNALISM WAS A HINT FOR YOU TO STOP YOU ****ING WELSH MESS
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Hey Shaun, Gary.
Night Eoin x