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The bizarre American pop starlet, Lady GaGa, astounded fans and TV audiences Friday when she announced that she has had one of her legs amputated below the knee purely for fashion purposes.

The pop singer endured the operation so that she could look increasingly 'different', and it seems she has achieved her objective. Her record company even paid for the operation and her new video will showcase the knew image when filming begins in three weeks.

"This is the latest fashion I'm starting and you can see that I'm a world leader when it comes to wacky and weird **** huh. Next month after I recover from the surgery I hope to have the other leg amputated or maybe my arm, hmm...which one should I amputate next?" Lady GaGa said on MTV yesterday whilst hopping around the studio.

According to pop music experts, Lady GaGa has pioneered a new trend in pop acts who want to cash in on the amputations.

"Just think how cool it would be if other mediocre pop acts were to amputate parts of their bodies? You could have headless wonders singing along to their latest template RnB nonsense drum tracks or maybe legless ****tard bimbos being ferried around in wheel chairs or makeshift carts. Personally, I think this new trend is a godsend, and I'd be first in line to chop off that untalented **** Robbie Williams' head or how about that awful vulgar tart, Paris Hilton. I think this GaGa bird is onto something, innit," Ronald Schweiner, a music journalist for Melody Maker remarked.

Veteran pop act, Madonna has already shown an interest in the new craze and has vowed to have both of her unsightly arms amputated, and in an extra twist, donated to science.

WTF!!!

That's gotta be a hoax!!!! :O
It's no-where else online, I fookin hope it's a hoax, otherwise she has completely lost it

EDIT: Reg look at the site you got that from lmfao, It says someone blew their brains out at the Liverpool BGT auditions and that a black hole has been named after Greece.

I hope to God that isn't true...

OMG that scared the **** outta me.
Thank **** it's fake.

same! :'(

and omg it is fake? thats good! x

c'mon, it's GaGa..
it'd be ALL over the internet.

thats true tbh.

Oh my god hope that's not true! Otherwise she's lost the plot... :sad:

That stary is fake, probs from a spoof site. Also Madonna would never have her arms amputated. FAKE!

I looked at that article and just pmsl. It didn't even scare me.

Outrageous pop queen LADY GAGA is to make a sensational return to The X Factor as a guest replacement for mumto-be judge DANNII MINOGUE.

She has agreed to adjudicate at the live auditions stage - making them even more ga ga.

The Poker Face singer - real name STEFANI GERMANOTTA, 24 - will be paid around £110,000 and a source confirmed: "It's now a case of dotting the Is and crossing the Ts.


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"Simon Cowell and everyone involved knows just how much of a ratings draw Lady GaGa will be."


The star, who performed in Tokyo last week, right, appeared on last year's show wearing a metallic outfit with devil horns, singing her single Bad Romance on a toilet. Now bosses are keen to line up other star names to cover until Dannii, 37, returns. She is expecting her child with KRIS SMITH in July.


Cowell's American Idol co-judge PAULA ABDUL, 47, and former Spice Girl MEL B, 34, have been approached but VICTORIA BECKHAM, 36, will not be appearing when the ITV1 show returns to our screens in August. The auditions stage started two weeks ago.


Last week I told how ITV chiefs were close to completing a deal to screen it after months of negotiations with Cowell, 50.


He drafted in tough negotiator SIR PHILIP GREEN, 58, and has now won an extra £5 million investment in production costs - believing the previous series had begun to look dated.


The source added: "With the likes of Lady GaGa lined up ITV will be getting their money's worth, even with the extra."

OMFG

IM PSYCIC!!!!!!!!!

:amazed:

That would be awesome:cheer:... St Cheryl will be outshone lol too;).

omfg so is it actually happening?

I hope so, otherwise Im gonna look like a fuckin bigger ******

well you are one so it wont be that much different ;)

1. I said Bigger ******

2. Look at my sig, your not really one to be going around calling people *******

Lmao I know :) x

Anyone want to take a stab at where Alejandro will chart?

Personally I think after the success of the first to singles and the Album being so huge, another number #1 seems unlikely.
I'd imagine it'll be somewhere like Paparazzi maybe 7/8

i see what you mean. I think she will know this so maybe make her video more shocking to get more views. it will probs be like 2/3/4 though.

:shocked:

How could it be more shocking than telephone!

I think Alejandro will get #7 in its first week and then go to #2 in its second week and stay there for a while. Just a guess.

No idea :(

she will manage it some how! this is GaGa we are talking about!

I think it will do something like that, but I don't think it will get top 3 :(
I reckon, she'll tone the next couple of video's down a little. Then when we get the Album 3 Single 1 She'll go all out and make it huge

I kinda hope that happens tbh. I love the toned down gaga. It makes her seem more like a person. Not that she isnt one, its just that you can relate to her more and thats one thing I like about her.