I'm planning on being around more often, my OH is moving away for 3 months so I need to get a life

:lovedup:

..:lovedup:...looking forward to lots of Z threads...

what misfortune will strike him next? THE LATEST POLLS ARE IN

betZ65 odds
Forgets his name - Evens
Loses a fingernail - 2/1
House fire - 8/1
Sets other person's house on fire - 14/1
Tries to dye his hair black and it comes out grey - 40/1
Tries to dye his hair silver and it comes out in clumps and he's bald - 40/1
Gets fired and replaced by a robot called ARISTA - 75/1
Cholera - 99/1
Forced into Caravan of Love III because he accidentally wires Jake the down-payment for it - 150/1
Meets Salman - 200/1
Accidentally downloads the entire Madonna discography - 250/1
Plague of Locusts - 1000/1
Plague of 'Lotus' (deluxe edition) CDs around the house - 2500/1

:laugh3:

What is outright death I want a tenner on that

(No offence Greg)

Can't be offended if I'm dead tbh

Well the odds for that are 75/1 but we've set up an arrangement with his next of kin that 20% of all bets received on that will go towards a pink hummer for the hearse.

I'll have a tenner on the plague of locusts, I like an outsider...

Love you though, Z x

I miss Liam - what's happened to him?

I miss Romantic Old Bird, who passed away in 2008

Much loved and sorely missed

RIP

..also SharkAttack is someone I would love to know how he's getting along, he was a really lovely member...

Was reading through one of the older threads and came across a Mrluvaluva post, what happened to him? He used to posts loads.

Saph

:clap1:

Legend swinearefine :clap1:

Still missing him xo

Tom, Patrick, Jesus, Shasown, Stu, Brad, Salman, Jordan

Hoping for a return soon

keep hoping!

:joker:

I still want Boothy to come back. Bitch has been in America for about 50 years.

Nathans return is needed

omg Boothy <3 I had an email sent to me about his LinkedIn profile a couple of weeks ago which was totally random, I tried to trace him but couldn't seem to find his whereabouts, he has literally gone AWOL