It may come to that.:devil:

I'm reasonably comfortable with the idea of the sofa option

But no one expects the sofa of reasonable comfort!

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Fear it!

Oh coooo. I have a chair in that exact same colour. I'l take two of those sofa's, please.

Wait until the retractable spikes are activated. BUAHAHAHAHA.

Fur aaaaaarrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!:sad:

You laugh now...but I nipped back three weeks and slipped the designer a five to replace the spikes with a soothing vibrating set of cushions.

Your plan was foiled even before it was born.

Agh, but I slipped back 5 minutes earlier than that, and payed the designer a fiver and took him out for a meal at the Ritz, so he put the spikes back in the design, and covered them in faeces! Monkey faeces!

Five what? I am now severely concerend about regs' behaviour is there an agenda that has hitherto been hidden?

Ah, but I slipped back 1o minutes before than and slipped his assistant a fiver to undo any changes he made following his meal with you.

Plus I gave his assitant you name, phone number and a frozen severed neck of stuffed emu. You should be hearing from him right about...

NOW

But where is the agenda? They must be approved ahead of time

Definitely not. I've never owned any electronic PA, as we've already discussed in...The Other Place

Is there another page? I'm sorry you have me confused

You know...The Other Place

What is this other place of which you speak, I only learn Inglish this wek I no understand. Speak music I play Uke. Words don't come easy to me

I can certainly see the words don't come easy to you part.

I see a black dawn rising

Really? I thought it was down to wearing these sunglasses

Today is the day we've waited for

You mean tomorrow's finally arrived?

No that's tomorrow, I believe the sky is pencilled in to fall then too

let's face it, we knew we were due a fall at some point

You Mean The Sun will come out tomorrow? Should I bet my bottom dollar that tomorrow, there'll be sun?

Ach wait til tomorrow comes eh?