Originally Posted by ChristmasNeeve (Post 7433473) I need that gin again for my eyes :shocked:

Father Christmas Brown – Unloyal (Santas Hoe) Feat. Easy 17 & Swade

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[Verse 1 – Easy 17]

Used to come home late night
He knew that something wasn’t right
Whilst he was out in his sleigh out of sight
Ms Claus was getting helicoptered by an Elf that’s tight, oh
Hoe, got some nerve
Santa Claus ain’t so smart
When she rather have a dwarf
Treat him like a winch
When she rather have a Grinch
That’s just the way the hoes go
She always loved a massive sack, not his sack, oh
Hoe, got some nerve
He all about her, She not about him
She doing all her wrapping, non for him
He come back and she still picking up her clothes

[Hook – Christmas Brown]

When a wrinkled lady don’t want you
And your reindeer’s can’t do nothing for ya
Ms Claus ain’t loyal
Ms Claus ain’t loyal
Yeah, yeah, let me see

[Verse 2 – Christmas Brown]

Wheres that witch
No more playing on my bells
Stay away from my turkey
Can’t have either, don’t care which
Got her favourite present a couple of kitties
They ain’t coming back with me
So mad I’m smoking marijuana
Nobody seen this before, a drugged Santa
She wanna do elves, drink port, sing carols
No sleeping with Kris Kringle
She gonna be all over the papers

[Hook – Christmas Brown]

When a wrinkled lady don’t want you
And your reindeer’s can’t do nothing for ya
Ms Claus ain’t loyal
Ms Claus ain’t loyal
Yeah, yeah, let me see

[Verse 3 – Christmas Brown]

Her mince pies taste fruity
Not made them for me, just my little helpers
Always getting snubbed
Alone in my grotto
I know, hoe, Bed so cold even Jack Frost has done you
That’s a no-no, hoe
Gold, frankincense and myrrh
Nothing good enough for you

[Bridge – Christmas Brown]

Where’s that witch
No more playing on my bells
Stay away from my turkey
Can’t have either, don’t care which

[Hook – Christmas Brown]

When a wrinkled lady don’t want you
And your reindeer’s can’t do nothing for ya
Ms Claus ain’t loyal
Ms Claus ain’t loyal
Yeah, yeah, let me see

[Verse 4 – Swade]

Spoilt old trout
Gingerbread house eaten up like a digger
She even getting bigger
Pie, Christmas cake, who knows whats next
Took a trip to the bedroom, found an elf G String
Ha, think the girls in Liverpool get around
You should see what it is like in Lapland yeah
Okay, she wants my attention like im caddying
Sorting out the stockings like I’m a librarian
Goodwill to all, especially in the North Pole
Candy Cane, My sugar check
All kids want is some new tech
Mrs Claus you’re no longer a chick
Man I wouldn’t trust that bitch
No

[Verse 5 – Christmas Brown]

Hop on, Hope on, Claus
Now I’m dumping
Hoe, you’ll get nothing
When I call her, She gon’ leave
And I bet that bottom dollar she gon’ cheat
Hop on, Hop on, Claus
Now I’m dumping
Hoe, you’ll get nothing
Just take your gingerbread with ya
Don’t forget your stocking

[Hook – Christmas Brown x2]

When a wrinkled lady don’t want you
And your reindeer’s can’t do nothing for ya
Ms Claus ain’t loyal
Ms Claus ain’t loyal
Yeah, yeah, let me see

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And on that note, TiBB Christmasvision 2014 comes to an end.
[stock joke about coming and ends here]
Our therapist says you need to try more, sweetie.
Like you care, I know you've been screwing her.
Below are the voting instructions for your winner of the very first Christmasvision Song Contest. Over the next 24 hours, Shaun will actually get around to designing a new award for the bloody thing, and whilst he does that-
-yeah alright Shakespeare. You can all vote overnight. Get the point?
Thank you, Augustine.

#1 - Sweden - Jay. - "TiBB Baby" by Sven Sleigh
#2 - Greece - AmyJade - "Twenty Fourteen" by Mitzeeee Montrisse
#3 - Italy - LukeB - "Horror Movies" by Pizzanolio
#4 - Slovenia - Heaven=Winner - "All I Want for Christmas" by the Chingle Chingles
#5 - Israel - Livia - "Reasons to be Cheerful" by Ian Jewry and the Schlockheads
#6 - The Netherlands - Loukas - "Pick up the Snow" by Kristina van der Sneeuw
#7 - Iceland - Who is She? - "Josy" by Beyonsleigh
#8 - France - kirklancaster - "Sugar Daddies (Put a Finger In It)" by Gayonce
#9 - Malta - Shaun - "Ban Ban (feat. MTVNa Grande & Dezzy Minaj)" by Josy J
#10 - Bosnia and Herzegovina - Dezzy - "Mods Help the Members" by Ammi Azalea
#11 - Norway - Tom! - "Ireland" by Shaniqua
#12 - Finland - GypsyGoth - "Gift Bop" by Ravenheart
#13 - Spain - JackF - "Step Into TiBBland" by Fabio Lopez
#14 - United Kingdom - AnnieK - "An Ode to the Typical Christmas Eve for many English Chavs" by the Chavmaster
#15 - Ireland - Jessica - "Feel my Hand" by Agnes Murphy
#16 - Liechtenstein - Benjamin - "Come On Santa" by the Lick Tongue Steinians
#17 - Lapland - Drew. - "Unloyal (Santa's Hoe)" by Father Christmas Brown

OK. I can now exit 'Eurovision Presenter' mode. Here's how to vote:

JUDGES
Niamh, Ammi, LucasMichael, LiamPRW and I will rank all 17 of the entries in order of preference. Can you four all PM me before tomorrow evening please :D
Judges - I implore you - please rank these songs from top to bottom in order of creativity, effort, ingenuity and starpower.

URRY1 ELSE
Following in the footsteps of TiBB Eurovision 2014, somehow the first year for me to try it, we'll be using the actual Eurovision voting format. Everyone - including those who've submitted a song - can vote for 10 favourite songs using this form:

It goes without saying that if you've submitted a song, you cannot vote for yourself :tongue:

And that's it! The results will hopefully take place in the early evening tomorrow. Let's aim for 6pm.

Originally Posted by YaFilthyAnimal (Post 7433545) http://i.imgur.com/rjedFDF.png And on that note, TiBB Christmasvision 2014 comes to an end. [stock joke about coming and ends here] Our therapist says you need to try more, sweetie. Like you care, I know you've been screwing her. Below are the voting instructions for your winner of the very first Christmasvision Song Contest. Over the next 24 hours, Shaun will actually get around to designing a new award for the bloody thing, and whilst he does that- -yeah alright Shakespeare. You can all vote overnight. Get the point? Thank you, Augustine. #1 - Sweden - Jay. - "TiBB Baby" by Sven Sleigh #2 - Greece - AmyJade - "Twenty Fourteen" by Mitzeeee Montrisse #3 - Italy - LukeB - "Horror Movies" by Pizzanolio #4 - Slovenia - Heaven=Winner - "All I Want for Christmas" by the Chingle Chingles #5 - Israel - Livia - "Reasons to be Cheerful" by Ian Jewry and the Schlockheads #6 - The Netherlands - Loukas - "Pick up the Snow" by Kristina van der Sneeuw #7 - Iceland - Who is She? - "Josy" by Beyonsleigh #8 - France - kirklancaster - "Sugar Daddies (Put a Finger In It)" by Gayonce #9 - Malta - Shaun - "Ban Ban (feat. MTVNa Grande & Dezzy Minaj)" by Josy J #10 - Bosnia and Herzegovina - Dezzy - "Mods Help the Members" by Ammi Azalea p=7433198&postcount=487]#11 - Ireland - Tom! - "Ireland" by Shaniqua p=7433235&postcount=511]#12 - Finland - GypsyGoth - "Gift Bop" by Ravenheart #13 - Spain - JackF - "Step Into TiBBland" by Fabio Lopez #14 - United Kingdom - AnnieK - "An Ode to the Typical Christmas Eve for many English Chavs" by the Chavmaster #15 - Ireland - Jessica - "Feel my Hand" by Agnes Murphy #16 - Liechtenstein - Benjamin - "Come On Santa" by the Lick Tongue Steinians #17 - Lapland - Drew. - "Unloyal (Santa's Hoe)" by Father Christmas Brown OK. I can now exit 'Eurovision Presenter' mode. Here's how to vote: JUDGES Niamh, Ammi, LucasMichael, LiamPRW and I will rank all 17 of the entries in order of preference. Can you four all PM me before tomorrow evening please :D Judges - I implore you - please rank these songs from top to bottom in order of creativity, effort, ingenuity and starpower. URRY1 ELSE Following in the footsteps of TiBB Eurovision 2014, somehow the first year for me to try it, we'll be using the actual Eurovision voting format. Everyone - including those who've submitted a song - can vote for 10 favourite songs using this form: It goes without saying that if you've submitted a song, you cannot vote for yourself :tongue: And that's it! The results will hopefully take place in the early evening tomorrow. Let's aim for 6pm.

Originally Posted by Ammi (Post 7433546) ..and thank you Shaun and also Tom..you both did a great job....:love:..