Originally Posted by Jaysus (Post 8371947)

5 minutes too much isn't it

Originally Posted by Mistletom* (Post 8371956)

josiah is frozen in shock on his stream

Originally Posted by Zeesus

Wurkit by Sissy Elliscott

The crowd loses their collective shit (that was clumsy lol!) as Sissy Elliscott emerges from the dry ice blowing across the stage - it has been years since she last performed, wrote or recorded anything and she has been sorely missed on the music scene. Her career had been blighted by a scandal involving a leaked picture of her genitalia and the ensuing madness that followed seemed to have an adverse and perverse effect on the superstar. This song, Wurkit, the lead single from her comeback album documents the struggles she faced in her years away from the spotlight and appears to name check and diss many of her contemporaries. Her fast paced delivery and the effortless rap wows the crowd.



Josy please, I’m not a troll
Oh don’t ban me this time!
This is a T-I-B-B one-time exclusive

Take a dick pic, call it wurkit
I get my thing out, make you wanna twerk it
Benjamin’s gone flown abroad again
Told him that he looks like a quiche lorraine
Got a big ban, from the admin
And sign up as a girl called Jasmine
Vicky has the baby blues y’see
Dezzy’d rather take a shit on me

I showed you all my semi, don’t get petty
You gettin’ on my grill like Ugly Betty
Gonna hit you Danny Trejo: Machete
Throw ya ‘gainst the wall like cook spaghetti
Say the wrong thing and start a flame war
On Tinychat call your mum a whore
Clock Shu, GypsyGoth and Iceman
Tell Mystic Mock that ya really don’t stan
Make my day and my life, oh please
Kiss my ass and my face, you skeeze
Mokka and the truth got me in a debate
arista talkin’ shit someone please translate
That’s it Honey ari-ri-ri-rista
Fuck your caravan you Shilpa Fuckawallahs
Wurkit, that’s what I think aboutcha
Pics of dicks so you better ban ha

Take a dick pic, call it wurkit
I get my thing out, make you wanna twerk it
Dunno why I sent the pic to Glenn
Jessica sent it to DTM
Got a big ban, from the admin
For a Burn Book that got you all ****zin’
Nathan thinks I’m a crazy fool
Niamh’s dropping off kids at the pool

If you Orangu get your squad perched
Get a permaban, get your weave did
I said to my friend kirklancast-ah
Kizzy threw some shade why don’tcha go and clock ha
Fuck I look like a Chat and Games post-ah?
Novo in the bath, let me throw a toast-ah
I really wanna be like Reece my sestra
Chewy on my lips like a piece of Extra
Clockin’ that thot Firewire fella
Listen up bitch I’m the forum Mecca
I’m really kind of bitter ‘bout the caravan of love
I’m really kinda pissed, but my toilet doesn’t flush
I think my rhymes and my flows make you blush
Love the way my pics go around-a-round-round
Show you again for a couple-of-pound
And spam a couple gifs while arou-arou-roused
Then I log off and it feels like doom
Another three months in a virtual tomb

Take a dick pic, call it wurkit
I get my thing out, make you wanna twerk it
Lucas is just a thirsty ho
Drew passed it on to Locke fo sho
Got a big ban, from the admin
And say peace ‘cause I think I’m a dead man
Don’t get me started MTVN
Chaos is a lez who don’t like men

Posts, posts, all types of posts
Rude, mean, proper baitin’, whiny posts
I’m right, you’re a fat concubine,
Talk smack, hooker brat Frankenstein
Bitch, bitch, step it back
Hope you don’t die of a heart attack
Kiss my ass, Ammi go to hell
Tell AnnieK and Tom as well
Just 'cause I got a lot of post infract
Rose McGowan gotta have a lotta impact
Coulda told Kate she’s my friend, I guess
Told her bye Felicia ‘cause I’m a hot mess
Got a ban from Josy so I troll hard-ah
Roast that bitch alive for a tasty start-ah
Fuck your final warning ‘cause I’m a mart-ah
Tell everyone that THIS IS SPARTA!!

LeatherTrumpet drinks like uh, duh
Livia thinks like uh, duh
Social groups guy go fa-fack-a-you-all
Wanna join join join groups haha lol

Take a dick pic, call it wurkit
I get my thing out, make you wanna twerk it
Lostalex picking fights with everyone
Smithy can preach it like a nun
Got a big ban, from the admin
Hello hi T I B B what’s happ’nin’
LemonJam can wurkit day and night
Put it in your mouth yeah that feels right

To the forum
This song is some berserk shit
I’m the Swan Queen
You like the way I wurkit