The headmaster ritual.

I just love the opening minute with the guitar riffs before Morrissey goes into full on whine mode lol "belligerent ghouls, run Manchester schools, spineless swines, lamented minds" not to mention the whaling noises in the chorus :joker:

I also love 'I want the one I can't have' and that song about getting his hands on someone's mammary glands in hatful of hollow. Handsome devil I think?

What's yours mate?

Well

Hi Roy!! :amazed:

Great choices! I like the mammary glands too
He has such a way with words. Mine are unloveable and still ill. Though it changes depending on mood! It's hard to choose

You should get yourself in my post punk thread, you'll be right at home :wink:

One more post till 13k

Do it now jake...

I can't rush this Annie

Jake! Do it in this thread so this thread can be even more special! :amazed:

I feel like I've born witness to something special.

I was here, on the very day that Jake got to 13k.

Take a bow son :worship:

Posts in chat and games don't count :p

:worship: Light the beacons!

We were on the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
But it wasn't a rock!
It was a rock Lobster!

Also why don't c&c posts Count? It's pretty silly as it's off season and they're still posts..

Yeah... go on sheila...take a bow.
See what I did there?..... :D

Because people would have really high post counts just for posting random pictures/gifs/smileys

i saw a video of a woman being ****ed in her pee hole the other day. did you know you can stretch a woman's pee hole big enuf to ****?

Haha look who did a funny!

But that joke isn't funny anymore :wink:

Ah but certain people I know should realise... The more you ignore me the closer I get.....

^^^ She's not lying.

If they aren't too busy to reel around the fountain to see the vicar in a tutu. I once went to a clothes shop to put hand in glove and said to my mate I want the one I can't have cos I couldn't afford it and heaven knows I'm miserable now.

Something you wanna tell us Alex? A bit of juicy gossip perhaps? :wink:

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God kyle! You killed it! :hmph:

Yes come on alex...are you secretly in love with me?.... It happens a lot don't worry :joker:

turn around and bend over, i might be tempted.