"Last week on The Apprentice..."
Rachel: Two masturbation shots and one...
Matthew: Buggery.
Rachel: Yeah, from behind.
Paul: There was a lesbian orgy as well, don't forget.

That editing :joker: :joker:

I just saw this :joker::joker::joker:

Are you using Alluc Lostie?

YouTube :hee:

I can't @ the number of slackers in this thread :omgno: TA1 is
Not worthy of desertion!

Don't give me that ****, lady.

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I will until you fulfil your duty to Miss Saira :hmph:

On episode 7 now. Mo Mowlam's in this episode and it aired the same year she died :worry:

Oh, Michael Winner went in!

Michael: What is the charity?
Miriam: It's Hackney Empire, which...
Michael: Just a minute, dear. There are people starving. There are people dying. There is famine and drought. There are British people who cannot get into hospitals. There is malnutrition. And you are collecting for a variety theatre?

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Yeah he was a bit of a dick! Episode 7 isn't one of the best but the rest of the series is really good, which is surprising considering TA series normally get dull in the episodes before the interviews.

I forgot to mention this because I didn't get a chance to finish the episode the other day and haven't gotten round to it yet but Saira repeatedly trying to get Paul McKenna to give away a signed copy of his book for the auction when he clearly doesn't want to, and when he finally agrees she has to go even further and says "And is there a video that goes with the book?"

http://i.imgur.com/EhR9utE.jpg

:joker: :joker: :joker:

It's criminal that this woman was evicted so early on CBB, she deserved a better series.

She deserved a January CBB :(

I miss mine and Jason's TA watch

Speaking of which, I've still got like 2 more episodes of TA9 left from when I watched it last year. :laugh: I'll finish it off when TA12 starts in October as I'll be in a TA mood then.

I still have the finale :laugh:

OK less about yourselves and more about Saira

Such an amazing candidate!

Top 3 of all time:

Saira Khan (Series 1)
Gabrielle Omar (Series 8)
Leah Totton (Series 9)

:love:

Thinking of watching series 8 because I have no idea if I've seen it or not.

Reviving this in January

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Jessica is coming to slay

Picking this back up from episode 7. Ian Wright was a bit serious, wasn't he? :laugh2:

A woman finding a spider in her jelly and telling Saira while she's with another customer who's just bought a jar :laugh2:

:joker:

Paul was a cock to Miriam in that boardroom I remember. He'd truly completed his fall from grace by that point.

Saira has one of her best moments in the series next episode, which says a lot, cos it's Saira Khan :love:

"I can speak peoples' language within two minutes of seeing them ... that's communication! That's understanding something! James can't do it. And the reason James can't do it, and I'll demonstrate, is, you know, he's in Tottenham, it's a rough area. These people are multicultural, he's going "Cheerio then!". Cheerio?! It's like "see ya luv" or "ta-ra mate", "thanks a lot ... guv". It's all that kind of language and he can't do it!"

http://i.imgur.com/r4uZ2Ay.gif

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