:xyxwave::xyxwave:do we all get a bonus out of that million if your sharing it out Boris:xyxwave::xyxwave:

So you have made your decision, 'Admiral' - I wish you well in your new career, and hope you will continue to support this mission.

I'm Captain Kaz . . . . . perhaps you could be Captain Pugwash! :conf: :shocked: :laugh:

:xyxwave:

Admiral Hornyblower





































:colour:

:shocked::blush: :shocked: :blush: :shocked:

Ahem . . . . . . . . . I think we'll just stick to Admiral Splodge then!!! :laugh:

We are sailing . . . . . . we are sailing . . . . . .

:xyxwave:

We're riding along
On the crest of a wave,
And the sun is in our eyes.....( or should it be hair?)


Harbour wall approaching ...left hand down a bit............................................... .................................................. .Crash !


:xyxwave:

"Rosee Lee"

With her new red bottom..............:colour:

Don't tell me Splodge has sunk on his first mission!!! :shocked: :shocked: :shocked:

Quick troops . . . . man the lifeboats!

Who knows the kiss of life?


:xyxwave:

form an orderly que now ...don't push !:xyxwave:

Thank you for volunteering, Boris! :spin:

Be gentle with him now! :shocked:

Carry on. :xyxwave:

Did I take 2 steps forward or did everyone else take 2 steps back ??:shocked:

I couldn't possibly say, Boris! :laugh:

Our Boris has her own mission
To rescue poor Admiral Splodge
But giving him the kiss of life
It seems she's trying to dodge!

:spin:

To back away from danger,
I s something I don't do...
If Splodge needs me,
I'll set him Free,
And show him Teckniques ( in Life saving ) new !!

Attennnnnnntion :xyxwave:

Trouble is, Boris - in saving Splodge you're putting yourself in mortal danger of being the last to post on this thread! :shocked:

. . . . . . so I'll save you! :xyxwave:

Thank goodness for that


Captain kaz to the rescue again
:xyxwave:

sorry Captain Kaz:bawling::bawling:just went for a lunch break back now though:xyxwave::xyxwave:

Phew! Close call that! This mission is all important.

A rescue has its plus points too............
:colour:

Im here too
I have to Save Boris
If it is the last thing I do :thumbs:

:elephant::elephant::elephant::elephant::elephant:

Thank goodness the reinforcements arrived when they did! :thumbs:

This mission is proving more tricky
Than I thought when I first started off
But I WILL be the last to post on this thread
That's right, isn't it? *cough* *cough*

:xyxwave:

I'm starting my duty for today, good job i am people seem to be having LUNCH BREAKS NOW :nono: :laugh:

and you wouldn't be a bit jealous of someone heading for promotion would you Amy??:laugh::laugh:
some of us have to work our way up the ranks the hard way,we don't take the easy option for promotion:love::love::blush::blush::hugesmile::hug esmile::hugesmile::hugesmile:

:laugh: easy option, i don't know what you mean :conf: :laugh:

:blush::blush:oh I think you do Amy:blush::blush::shocked::shocked::laugh::laugh:: laugh::laugh::laugh:

By the way Admiral Splodge..........there is someone here who is devilishly attracted to your red bottom..............


http://www.animationlibrary.com/Anim...s/3d_shark.gif

And, I suspect CLICK HERE

WHAT DO YOU THINK?? :shocked::shocked:

CLICK HERE!

One word RoB.............


TRUE!

Lance Corporal Amy - good to see that you are now back on duty. :thumbs:

Yes, you're right . . . . . dedicated troops taking lunch breaks . . . . . :nono:

This mission must have undivided attention
No disappearing off for some food
'Cause if Boris should visit when we're absent
Then the mission will be scuppered for good! :shocked: