Oh yeah jake and I'll be in London for the weekend so we probably won't be posting reasons on why Saffia is worse than Sophia but I won't rule it out entirely (in case you want to get some temporary rankers for the weekend). Donchu dare replace me permanently tho

Oh and btw I can't afford to go on holiday so I'll be around to post plenty of dissertations on Ife Kuku all through the week

I may or may not be going to Amsterdam and/or Paris soon.

Jake and Reece :bawling:

k I've just got in, doing mine shortly!

I'm ready

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Joel Williams
Big Brother 16 (Second Place)

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I'll try and get this over with quickly, I've had quite enough of writing about shitty Channel 5 housemates and it pains me that I find myself currently writing about another.

Remember when Joel entered on launch night? Probably not, but he seemed like an intelligent, well reserved and polite young man. During his first two weeks he didn't exactly say or do much from what I recall.. He might have got a bit pissy over an egg or cake or something but that aside, he wasn't too much of a bother.

His first crime comes for surviving his head-to-head eviction simply because he's Welsh. Not a crime of his own, perhaps, but the fact that anybody deemed him entertaining enough to stay over Eileen was/is still baffling. It was after this that became gradually more insufferable. Asking constant unrealistic questions was one of my biggest gripes of his ("would you take £100K right now and leave?? because if so you're a gameplayer!!!), as was his contradictory behaviour ("i'm telling you now if i was given the chance of winning with no money or winning 100K, i'd take the winners spot because it means so much more to me!!!", despite claiming to have never seen the show before? lol give over).

His aggressive behaviour (which was, for some reason, completely ignored by pretty much everybody) was also awful and showed him not be this calm, smart guy he portrayed.. He's just lucky Jack didn't retaliate and go for his smarmy, pompous arse. He just seems like the type of person who needs to move out of his home away from mummy ASAP, because he's clearly allowed to stay a spoilt brat for the time he remains.

Let's not forget when he wished Jade was scalded in the bath :)

Or when he put words in Queen Sam's mouth

Vile boy - great write up Jake :clap1:

Or that time he punched a cat in the face

Joel was a uniquely great housemate and you will all deal <3

Unique as in the only housemate to ever piss in the sink?

How on earth was he unique?

Chris shade?

except he was't unique and he certainly wasn't great

I'm quoting you loads lately, sorry, but unique is baffling me :suspect:

Yeah

I'm perched as hell for Macie's noms

Joel being slept on is a crime to humanity.

Least somebody is.

I save Helen

looooooool I wish they'd shown this, Justin Waggot teas <3

Well I struggle to name a housemate that was in anyway similar to him tbh (and I am not the only one to have said this) and he most definitely was, wind those housemates up by asking ridiculous questions :cheer2:

I wonder who'll be first to use their final pass :think:

Reece hasn't done his Eugene write up :nono:

also the very idea of Mo being saved twice :joker: lol

Is there anything to write about?

Joel sucks, good job on taking him out Jake :clap1:

Perched for Macie's noms

You haven't seen a young housemate who's boring and stroppy before? :o

Eugene is an underrated comedy genius.

Him having a tantrum in the bedroom after Kinga rode him like a rodeo whilst belting out tunes >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ur favs

Greedy Mo eating his snot > Joel pretending to be straight.

He was Glyn 2.0 with intelligence

dit dit dar dar and his leafy foliage in the secret garden >>>>>>>>>>>>> overrated deana's epilator

well that's me convinced

STOP before it's too late

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Eugene is the most boring housemate of all time, seriously :joker:

Bye Marsh.

Joel Squarepants is ATROCIOUS and I hate how people would characterize his awful circular interrogations as intelligence. Like, that's not intelligence, that's being pedantic as ****.

It's also worth noting that his painful songs and dance numbers and slutdrops were seen as ~unique~ and "lol, oh Joel *slaps knee!" when it was really just blatant attention-seeking. But then again this is a show where only women can do things for attention, even when Marc O'Neill is living in the same house.

Anyway, is it time for my noms? You'll never be ready, memba *I* told ya...

Erm..... Gos, Hira, Kris, Andrew to name 4.

You not liking him =/= boring. Bye felicia.

Sandy pissing in the bin is better than anything Deana related

Reece hurry the **** up.

Someone check if Macie's online I'm halfway through a CBB4 launch rewatch