Lucky for him he's not a big star. If it was say Neymar, would of been even funnier.

Andre Schurrle to Chelsea

They better not waste him like they did Marin

massive night of Championship football and a big game for Arsenal, hopefully Brighton and Arsenal both get wins.

Damien Comolli and Kenny Dalglish were asked if they wanted to sign Mario Gotze. They said Jordan Henderson was the priority. Athough Jordan Henderson is a good player, i would much rather Mario Gotze... (via @RorySmithTimes)

ROFL.

"You light up my senses"
"Like a gallon of Scrumpy"
"Like a kebab from Geno's"
"Like a good sniff of glue"
"Like a night out in Yates's"
"Like a split fish and curry"
"Oh Everton football"
"Come thrill me again"
"Nah nah nah nah nah nah na"
"oooooh"
"Nah nah nah na nah na"

Can't believe Dortmund would even sell him a couple of years ago D:

Liverpool were asked if they wanted Damiao pretty cheap last year, too

you could probably have had 3 Damiaos for one carroll

charlton vs cardiff

Huge game for Everton tonight, always tough for any team away to Arsenal, but it's a chance to show what a good team Everton are.

Come on the super Blues

going to be a really close game.. id take a 1-0 or 2-1 win right now

Good match today and then Upton Park tomorrow with Thursday off Uni. Looking like a nice week already :).

Still can't believe Ross Barkley's dad is nigerian

Ossie is a big loss to Everton's midfield

Crewe must beat Swindon tonight or Tranmere's play off hopes are all but over.

Oh, and Arsenal must beat Everton aswell.

Emirates looks empty considering it's such an important game

He did a q & a thing for Everton where he was asked if he could represent another country and he said Nigeria, I took it as a joke but it's actually true :|

Wow. I'd love to see a picture of his Dad.

this ref actually looks like locke in 20 years time

this could be a bad night for ipswich :'(

or not..

This game has a bit of bite to it. Everton are getting at Arsenal with a direct and physical style.

cardiff doing well so far:sad:

I hope Cardiff get the point, which deservedly gets them promoted tbh:blush::).