Little Mikes – Dude

Lee-Anne Pinnock, Josy Nelson, Cait Thirlwall and Mollie Edwards - Little Mikes - TiBB’s hottest girl group - take to the stage. They stand in formation, hands on hips, as the stage lights flash black, blue and white.

Who's singing: Josy - Mollie - Lee - Ninastar - all

To the tune of

Spoiler:

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Hey forum
Tell ‘em my name
I got a picture for ‘em
I just can't explain
But there's just one problem
We are not all fools
When it comes to members
Ain’t believing you
Ain't baiting
I’m not a troll
You’re just digging a hole

Oh
You know that I've been baiting it’s true
Don't believe my lies I’m not myself
'Cause I don’t post like a real girl

Hey,
Who are you that’s not on
Oh my God she’s a con
Clearly she’s not,
A girl, and now, she’s gone
Loving her perma tan face
Give her a perma ban, ace
Let’s go confront
And then, we prove
We prove

I’m a guy my name’s Mike
Know that’s not ladylike
I’m not a girl
I swear, I’m not, a dyke
Real age is on my profile
GypsyGoth knew the whole while
Let’s be up front
Yes I’m a dude
A dude

Oh lily
Ammi and James
It is all so crazy
In Chat and Games
And now in Meet The Members
We thought that was you
Now we know that's a bloke

Oh
You know that I've been baiting it’s true
Don't believe my lies I’m not myself
'Cause I don’t post like a real girl

Who are you that’s not on
Oh my God she’s a con
Clearly she’s not,
A girl, and now, she’s gone
Loving her perma tan face
Give her a perma ban, ace
Let’s go confront
And then, we prove
We prove

I’m a guy my name’s Mike
Know that’s not ladylike
I’m not a girl
I swear, I’m not, a dyke
Real age is on my profile
GypsyGoth knew the whole while
Let’s be up front
Yes I’m a dude
A dude

Gimme an infraction
I’ll be back in action
What an overreaction
To the problem that you were fooled
Were fooled
Give her an infraction
She’ll be back in action
What an overreaction
To the problem that we were fooled
Were fooled

Fooled us Mollie oh!
We know that you've been baiting it’s true
Don't believe your lies you're not yourself
'Cause you don’t post like a real girl
Post like a real girl
Post like a real girl

Hey! Hey!
A fibber, hey!
A lying TiBBer
Don't be scared
Show your face sunshine
Don't you know this boy
Is a girl online?
Hey! Hey!
A fibber, hey!
A lying TiBBer
Don't be scared
Show your face sunshine
Don't you know this boy
Is a girl online?

I’m a guy my name’s Mike
Know that’s not ladylike
I’m not a girl
I swear, I’m not, a dyke
Real age is on my profile
GypsyGoth knew the whole while
Let’s be up front
Yes I’m a dude
A dude

Hey! Hey!
A fibber, hey!
A lying TiBBer
Don't be scared
Show your face sunshine
Don't you know this boy
Is a girl online?

Moldova (glenn)
Poland (jay)
Israel (livia)
Kosovo (kate)
UK (jackf)
Austria (jarrod)
Germany (jake)
Russia (dezzy)
Ireland (niamh)
Denmark (karl)
Estonia (z)
Finland (claudia)
Azerbaijan (jackc)
Luxembourg (me)
Sweden (tom)
Spain (drew)
Netherlands (conzors)
Liechtenstein (ben)

i think this is your 2nd best ever greg (nothing's gonna top the diktatordays sorry)

:laugh2: good work :worship:

Greg, an inspirational song

That was beautiful

..Greg..:worship:...flawless as always..:lovedup:...

Sensational.

BRILLIANT
And i havent finished reading yet! :love:

I know, that was really something else

"Hey! Hey!
A fibber, hey!
A lying TiBBer
Don't be scared
Show your face sunshine
Don't you know this boy
Is a girl online?"

Still really proud of this

Brilliant Shaun, just brilliant...

Zee... not Shaun. LOL... silly cow Livia...

Ravenheart :amazed:

that was greg :hmph: my entry has my own beautiful vocals...

http://i.imgur.com/PfiztgY.jpg

Necrophiliac (done to the tune of Maniac)




Just a sex starved girl in a graveyard tonight
Lookin for the thrill of my life
And the uptight world won't understand
They all say I’m crazy

Lockin lips with those of a dead heart
Exhuming bodies into light
Having my way before they fall apart
Doing it with the dead is just right

With the corpse of Brittany Murphy
I got down and dirty
And I see more of Mr Hoffman
As I hop on him in his coffin

(CHORUS)
Necrophiliac, necrophiliac I want more
And I’m doing dead people like some zombie *****
Necrophiliac, necrophiliac I want more
And I’m doing dead people like some zombie *****

I pass these gravestones and browse
I find Amy Wineshouse dead as a dormouse
I must confess I start to caress
This rigamortis hot mess

I french eskimo kissed Michael Jackson
Exhumed Lady Di and gave her some action
Then I dug Mandella out and
Put my tongue inside his corpse mouth

Excited when I see Mickey Rooney in a hearse
Gonna give him a cowgirl reverse
To waste is a crime so even though he’s dead,
I still want him in my bed

Found crispy Paul Walker a treat
Went at him as if in heat
Never stopping
Till his bits decayed and started dropping

(CHORUS)
Necrophiliac, necrophiliac I want more
And I’m doing dead people like some zombie *****
Necrophiliac, necrophiliac I want more
And I’m doing dead people like some zombie *****

la la la la la la la la
la la la la la la la la

(instrumental break)

With the corpse of Brittany Murphy
I got down and dirty
And I see more of Mr Hoffman
As I hop on him in his coffin

Necrophiliac, necrophiliac I want more
And I’m doing dead people like some zombie *****
Necrophiliac, necrophiliac I want more
And I’m doing dead people like some zombie *****

(Ravenheart finishes the song exhausted on a chair, she reaches beside her and pulls a chain dangling from the rafters, a bucket tips, a cloud of cremated ash falls down upon her)

I knew it was Zee, had him in my head... wrote Shaun. I'm obsessed.

Ravenheart<3


Hmm, maybe for next year's contest I should bring back Fomas Kelchalaviktischkyloff. (I'm so impressed with myself that I remember how to spell it)

'Exhumed Lady Di and gave her some action'

This song is amazing, if not really creepy at the same time. Love it!!

hahahahaha omfg these are hilarious

omfg Claudia you deranged bitch <3

Flashdance - Maniac >> :worship: