welp Evan looks dead

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First American medal ever in a WC steeple so not bad but blegh.

Excited for this 800... I feel like Kzscot could snatch it?

Kyle Langford is lowkey hot?

Langford 4th... so close!

mhmm YES, it's so refreshing to see this since my main exposure is BBUK and those people do not make the cut at all.

I counted eight men... did they let Makwala back in? :joker:

Sam Kendricks :worship:

yes Sam yes :love:

Alol I wish...

Everyone literally dying at 300m :joker:

nope no Isaac

Welp @ how fast that Bahrain athlete finished

Lavillenie STILL doesn't win a world title

Alol the BBC have got the leading IAAF medical white lady in the studio now telling a completely different story to the Botswana CEO <3

Michael Johnson interrogating this random medical woman on whether Makwala is quarantined in his hotel room :joker:

This is honestly like a parody show :joker: :joker: :joker:

Denise: "Can I ask, DID YOU ACTUALLY THINK TO CONTACT THE OTHER COUNTRIES WITH ATHLETES IN THE FINAL TO SEE IF THEY WOULD MIND MAKWALA COMPETING XOXO"

Lol this poor old white lady looks so stressed at all these messy questions being thrown at her

Gabby: "A GUY COLLAPSED IN THE TRIPLE JUMP AND HE WAS ALLOWED TO COMPETE SO WHAT WAS THE REASON FOR THAT???"
Woman: "...I can't comment on that, I don't know about tha-"
Denise: "HE WAS GERMAN"

God I actually feel so sorry for this woman, she should've just let him compete and she wouldn't be being scrutinised in front of the nation right now :joker:

Woman (who's name I've just learned is Pam): "He was vomiting-"
Denise: "But he wasn't!"

Dear god

I forgot Denise was a doctor

Paula: "I understand that the other athletes need to be protected but WHY DIDN'T YOU TAKE BLOOD TESTS TO LOOK FOR ABNORMAL PROTEINS?"
Woman: "But that's not how it works... blood tests wouldn't reveal anything :shrug:"

This is a joke lmao poor woman

Legit bullying?