No Feckin' Fairytale 'n Cork - In Vogues feat. that band from Jules Holland

'twas TiBB Flan 'n' Tea Rave
on tha Clyde Bank
Bold Niamh said ter Z, Josy's eaten some gamepod flan
now 'er Admin powers 'ave gone
only th'auld Mystic Mocking Brew
an' Dollface ouija prayer
kin save that silly moo

t'is all in twilight zone
James spammin' nudes o' Will's nan
an' Lostie's dealing...
his herbs ta Jake 'n' Drew
LT's preachin Christian...
ta Mokka's babies
an' Marsh versing adoring rhymes...
will Cherie make his dreams come true?

Cald's got Chaos' behind bars
in Glenn's Tower Room hold
bitch went all heterophobic on Drew
There's no trace o' Niamh's bold
that chick's on perma ban
Kirk goin' fer Ross 'n' Rob's weaves
an' that mess, MB's...
got ha ting ting in Admin James' tea

Karl's throwing 'er tantrums
an' scalping poor Mizzy
aaaahhhhh, but Jonathan's still pretty
an' in MTM slayin' (them bitches)
Dezzy's stanning Bieber t'core
Arista's mud-slingin'
Wi'oot Josy, TiBB's a mingin' ('n' everyfin 'n' everyfin)
Cal 'n' Tom tried ta warn ha
not ta give that flan a bite

We're all doomed wi'oot Mock's healin' cuppa
bringing 'er Red Bush back ta slay
Shaun an' Riggins singing out
it's a tad avante guarde th'day

Nat's a bum
Jay's a punk
Liv threw shade on Scott's spunk
Amy's bakin' bread cos Ben's acutely distressing 'er head
LukeB's been dragging Z's haggis
Kaz's gobbling cheap Iceland faggots
Happy Christmas me arse
Niamh's spuds won't even mash

We're all doomed wi'oot Mock's healin' cuppa
bringing 'er Red Bush back ta slay
Shaun an' Riggins singing out
it's a tad avante guarde th'day

Jamie's scalped that chick Espeon
poor TiBB's all good an' done
nae more HD quality
fer Annie, Ash 'n' Babayro
Lucas clockin' on Nate
an' exposin' 'er as Joan (iya luv xoxoxo)
Harrowing t'core, t'bone...
oop an' welp, we need that daft moo

We're all doomed wi'oot Mock's healin' cuppa
bringing 'er Red Bush back ta slay
Shaun an' Riggins singing out
it's a tad avante guarde th'day