:laugh: nah honestly it's fine <3

Nah, not my style:joker:, I prefer to do it in person :joker:

I do think so Doll - honestly. :laugh:

But you've got me to take her place now :smug:

MY THOUGHTS ON YOU LOVELY VIXENS SO FAR:

Mitzeeee - Amy Jade
She is Glitzee and has a sharp witzee,
And I know it's no sham
That as HUGE as I am
Her splitzee does indeed fitzee.


Mercedes-Fanjita – Adam.
As a 'ride' Fanjita is just like a 'Merc',
Such a Classy Chassis and so right for Kirk.
She is so sensual, you just cannot beat her,
That Sex Goddess, my lovely Fanjita.

LaDaysha – Jamie89
"How long can you last shagging in bed?"
I asked Sex Goddess La Daysha
And without turning red, this vixen said:
"All night and all of the day sir"

Candice – Margarine.
When I go down on this babe,
I just HAVE to utter:
She tastes so GOOD
I can't BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER”.

Courtney – ProfessorSmooth
This godess could be
One of THE friends off the box
'Cos wherever she is
There's bound to be Cox.
.

Mingianna Jones - Cal (Who Is She?)
This sex-bomb WANTED to be explored,
Or so I rightfully assumed,
But when she saw my manhood, she screamed
"OMG MY TEMPLE IS DOOMED!"

Betty Swollocks – Johnny123
Betty loves 'Spoonerisms', hence her witty name,
So I will try some on her by way of a game.
We'll both spoonerise characters from
The Outlaws of Sherwood;
You'll be FRIAR TUCK and I'll be ROBIN HOOD
So I will say aloud: "Betty I am HOBIN ROOD it's true"
And you say: "Kirky I'd love to TRIAR ******* with you".

Tiara – Daniel-X
Oooh, I just can't wait to get you in bed
'Cos when I think of TIARA I also think of 'HEAD'.

LaQueefshaniqua – SuperV
'DOWN UNDER' by Kirk - 'A (REAL) Man at work'
"She comes from a land down under
Where women glow and men are crap lovers
So when she's here with her legs asunder
I'll make her come like thunder under my covers"

just to let you know, i'm rooting for Amy Jade or Mitzeeee to win

First here, take note Kirk!

Hello and welcome to Day 4 of TiBB's The Bachelor.

Tonight we arrive in New York for a special trip and a late arrival will enter, you won't want to miss tonight.


Would all contestants please get off the coach, we have arrived in New York.

I hate travelling.

OMG, I've always wanted to go here. Even though it's my hometown.

And I think you mean sight seeing?

oooh I love new york.

Whoever gets eliminated tonight (even though it's probably me, let's face it) can stay at my place for the night!

Stay home ungrateful bitch :fist:

I came for Kirk, as usual x

Don't waste time, we want to get down to business :joker:

Oooh!

I've been in the bloody mansion thread talking to myself :fist: Thanks everyone for leaving without me :fist:

do we pm you the answers?

That building reminds me of Kirks willy.

Ok.mm