Is Johnny still there or

Johnny? Allen? He died 12 years ago kid.

Very funny

I'm talking about the plank of wood living in the Vic of course http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/cust...r12296_100.gif

Does anyone remember when Patsy Palmer would go on holiday with her kiddies every year at the same time and they had to keep writing out Bianca for six weeks every year

I feel Ben will die

Her going to prison every summer :love:

Linda accidentally threw it away when they were packing up to move to Watford.

And she went and did a beauty course one year lmao

When they had the armed response team chasing her through the market after she robbed a hair clip from one of the stalls. :love:

I think that was actually in prison. :laugh2:

:joker:

Then when she left they shoved her exit into an episode and she didn't get the duff duff :skull:

:clap1: "You've had quite enough exits loov"

That's my one gripe with soaps and maternity leaves and holidays. Just film a bunch of scenes in advance of them popping in the cafe, the pub etc and stick them in episodes every so often until they return full time for a proper story ffs.

When she left to become a huge star in the USA but ended up on a commercial :skull:

What bugs me tbh is when a character is not even featuring much anyway and some of them disappear into the background for a while but if an actor takes 6 weeks off they suddenly need a daft exit plot.

I remember when Shirley used to get kidnapped, do a runner every Autumn as Linda Henry went abroad for 2 months. It seems in recent years she's such a minor character they don't need to write her out.

And they always resorted to sending her back to prison?

I remember when they had a stand in with a ginger wig attack Connor in the dark because Patsy was too preggs to do it.

:joker::joker::joker:

I forgot about that joke of a storyline. The one who was shagging Carol?

Yes that mess of a story :joker:

Mess the black stud gangster shagging fishwife Carol

When grieving her son made her horny for some young meat.

I'm Ian, coaxing a child into my house with food and drink and deliberately keeping her from the police and her foster parents just because I don't like Masood.

:joker:

I'm also Mel, deliberately skipping out on Ian in the cafe, but then coming back to that same cafe later on to continue my plan against his brother when he could walk in at any moment.