Save the rhinos”, protested Shannon Lizzie feeling the horn. Poachers approached her brandishing big weapons, with huge knives ready to attack the rhino. But who else but Roxy appears and as does Ronnie! Back from Ongar, Missy Elliot appeared to get her freak on and ''Belinda Belinda Belinda'' screamed Belinda as the rhino attacked them with great force. Roxy tried running away, but Ronnie pushed her towards her divorce papers which caused a mass debate between Archie and Peggy, Pam Shipman entered quickly into the debate, joined by the man, the myth, the sexiest man in Croydon, TiBB member Jøsh. Lies were told in the previous three words. Philip Schofield was in fact, Croydon’s sexiest man. That is truth.

Jøsh was sentenced to death for being a scrotum and crimes against support for Sir Fran Cosgrove. Gemma Collins rushed to sinitta’s deathbed, remembering Jøsh died, neither gave a ****. In other news, Sexy SherzyK gave money to the drug dealer he has been in contact with to murder a man called Shaz123, who has been impersonating Sherzy on tinder and twitter, and Chuff on the Facebook Group Rate My Plate. Josy ordered her to put out the fire Sarah Harding started in Chad Johnson’s shed to no avail. On the topic of sheds, Sarah discovered that she was living with Fred Sirieix. “Right!” said Right Said Fred and then cut up Dane Bowers penis off accidentally, which made Sarah take it and bat it away with Julia Michaels.

The cast of Coronation Street laughed uncontrollably at the Eastenders cast who were doing rehearsals, but failed due to Sharon’s HoH loss as it was rigged to fail and because those bastard guinea pigs won’t stop eating a vegetable that smells like jealousy and shame. Speaking of which, do you know Alf? No? Ok. Said a man who screamed WHEW! It was Moniqua who was tying Milja onto concrete wall using barbed pubes from Maradona that were like Lisa Loveday’s wig, which made Moniqua horny. Raph entered in Nicky's apartment. Nicky exploded his bag of skittles all over Raph’s BB audition tapes, resulting in Raph jumping off a cliff. Nicky followed suit until he realised it was 6pm and shat himself.

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Homer Simpson landed

Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to

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Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado

Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado, but then Marge

Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado, but then Marge played on Broken Strings

Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado, but then Marge played on Broken Strings. Suddenly, James Morrison

Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado, but then Marge played on Broken Strings. Suddenly, James Morrison was alive, but

Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado, but then Marge played on Broken Strings. Suddenly, James Morrison was alive, but was found dead

Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado, but then Marge played on Broken Strings. Suddenly, James Morrison was alive, but was found dead, then alive again

Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado, but then Marge played on Broken Strings. Suddenly, James Morrison was alive, but was found dead, then alive again and then dead

Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado, but then Marge played on Broken Strings. Suddenly, James Morrison was alive, but was found dead, then alive again and then dead, then a little

Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado, but then Marge played on Broken Strings. Suddenly, James Morrison was alive, but was found dead, then alive again and then dead, then a little dead and even more alive

Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado, but then Marge played on Broken Strings. Suddenly, James Morrison was alive, but was found dead, then alive again and then dead, then a little dead and even more alive than ever before

Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado, but then Marge played on Broken Strings. Suddenly, James Morrison was alive, but was found dead, then alive again and then dead, then a little dead and even more alive than ever before, but then dead

Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado, but then Marge played on Broken Strings. Suddenly, James Morrison was alive, but was found dead, then alive again and then dead, then a little dead and even more alive than ever before, but then dead, but then alive, but then

Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado, but then Marge played on Broken Strings. Suddenly, James Morrison was alive, but was found dead, then alive again and then dead, then a little dead and even more alive than ever before, but then dead, but then alive, but then dead again. However,

Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado, but then Marge played on Broken Strings. Suddenly, James Morrison was alive, but was found dead, then alive again and then dead, then a little dead and even more alive than ever before, but then dead, but then alive, but then dead again. However, he was resurrected

Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado, but then Marge played on Broken Strings. Suddenly, James Morrison was alive, but was found dead, then alive again and then dead, then a little dead and even more alive than ever before, but then dead, but then alive, but then dead again. However, he was resurrected then subsequently found

Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado, but then Marge played on Broken Strings. Suddenly, James Morrison was alive, but was found dead, then alive again and then dead, then a little dead and even more alive than ever before, but then dead, but then alive, but then dead again. However, he was resurrected then subsequently found in the ditch outside Andy

Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado, but then Marge played on Broken Strings. Suddenly, James Morrison was alive, but was found dead, then alive again and then dead, then a little dead and even more alive than ever before, but then dead, but then alive, but then dead again. However, he was resurrected then subsequently found in the ditch outside Andy Warhol’s humungus ballsack

Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado, but then Marge played on Broken Strings. Suddenly, James Morrison was alive, but was found dead, then alive again and then dead, then a little dead and even more alive than ever before, but then dead, but then alive, but then dead again. However, he was resurrected then subsequently found in the ditch outside Andy Warhol’s humungus ballsack. “Droopy ass balls” exclaimed Marge

Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado, but then Marge played on Broken Strings. Suddenly, James Morrison was alive, but was found dead, then alive again and then dead, then a little dead and even more alive than ever before, but then dead, but then alive, but then dead again. However, he was resurrected then subsequently found in the ditch outside Andy Warhol’s humungus ballsack. “Droopy ass balls” exclaimed Marge as she yelled

Homer Simpson landed in Leeds to seduce Nelly Furtado, but then Marge played on Broken Strings. Suddenly, James Morrison was alive, but was found dead, then alive again and then dead, then a little dead and even more alive than ever before, but then dead, but then alive, but then dead again. However, he was resurrected then subsequently found in the ditch outside Andy Warhol’s humungus ballsack. “Droopy ass balls” exclaimed Marge as she yelled upon sight of her husband’s