I guess you have just been spoilt by someone like Jay! LOL

His dick isn't THAT small, unless he's not a grower.

the show will be worse off without him :(

Brian was far more Natural than this guy, you can smell the ambition for future success through the screen with Mark

I did find him quite amusing at first but agree with Samuel that he is definitely overplaying the "zany idiot" card too much.... not big, not clever and not funny

To be honest I forgot he was there most of the time

He was much more entertaining than boring Maisy.

As soon as Mark comes face to face with a true BB legend he is silenced :idc:

Tell him how it is Nicky!

Emmas breasts look fantastic tonight :love:

He talks rubbish so he doesn't have to chat about his real feelings.

Nikki :love: BB legend

Yeh he told a few jokes early on and saw the tumbleweed with most of them, then he turned into the house's cuddler.

Im thinking he's decided he can be funnier outside BB and that is his reason for leaving. But who knows!

Check the Books Spine for "Spotting the Freud" play on words Fraud?

Eugh Mark is so ****ing calculated.

Emma please stop, we all know its based around TOWIE now :suspect:

Nikki owning him :joker:

I hope this is the last time Mark is on this show

They should bring back Heaven, she was a brilliant guest.

Me too, in fact I wish he was off the show already, I hope this isn't going to be all about him.

Yeah I think so too.

No its obviously a psychology book based on Sigmund Freuds work.

He's such a ****ing actor :bored:

I hope this is the last time the sad wannabe is on my TV on ANY show

I'm sure its a real book but why is it blatently displayed unless there having a dig at him

Oh bloody hell

I loved Mark in the house, but this is so cringey :bored:

He seriously is

He tries way too hard.

Of COURSE it's not a real book!! they've had spoof books on before for her and for that tosser Vic as well

Its a stack of psychology books freudian slips are obviously going to be amongst the content what on earth are you on about?

Same here, I can't see him getting much TV work though, too fake.

Here he is ladies and gentlemen, the greatest reality tv contestant ever - Paul Danan

Every line needs a Punchline ey Mark

Because we saw and edited watered down version of him in the HL's i'd imagine.

It takes comedians years to work a room this well.

I could tell it was Alex from the baby picture

Except in Mark's case it's a "PleasePunchme" line

Mark makes Brian Belo look genuine...

I just think he was a lot calmer after the first week in the house, he didn't feel such a need to make a joke out of everything and constantly impress. But in front of a crowd who are cheering him on, he's unbearable.

Way too excitable and hyper for a 28 y/o. Still a lovely person though, he'd never wish anyone any harm.