The "year in a day" task making a re-visit?

MayB?

"the suspense is driving me crazy" ~Coolio

Basic nominations for a basic bitch?

~Espeon's Nominations~

Have fun :spin: x

cut Marc save wolfy
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Marq/c/k/cq O'Neill - 9th place, BB16
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no, this isn't Satan's doctor...

Gone about 20 places too late, is our resident series ruiner, Marq/c/k/w.e. O'Neill of BB16; which recently departed from our screens (thank GOD!). One of the many cúúnts championed by most of the forum and public alike as the saviour of the series, which frankly leaves even more of a bad taste in my mouth on this arsehole, Marq entered BB16 as his polar opposite Kieran was spun out and Marq was spat back out at us...from what we saw in the first few minutes, he seemed to be the essex like lad type, pumped up by steroids and after the birds. However, a few hours later the forum was up in arms about this massive FIGHTNIGHT-esque row or w.e. that had broken out with Danny and Marq. This was the first of many letdowns to come. Marq in his first week trolled up to the max, but I felt this was him at his best... the one thing I will give him is his respect and relationship with Eileen which I thought was quite endearing and the best he had to offer throughout the whole show.

Sadly, Eileen left after a week in his company. And by then he was most certainly already burnt out by picking fights with almost everyone and spouting unnecessary misogynistic bull**** (for shock value? who knows, who cares..) to everyone in hearing range. Into his second week, it felt like the show was going through deja vu nightly, as we would watch the same process of Marc upsetting someone, them getting angry, him goading them and it being defused by BB. The only good of this was bringing out the best in other HMs as they clocked onto his BS (Chloe <3 Harry <3 Jade <3 Jack <3 Aisleyne <3). The most notable feud was with fiery dominatrix Harry-Amelia who challenged his **** and would not stand for his torment FULLSTOP<3. The producers informed us in his second week that he was once again, exempt as the vote would be into a bunker with some legends. Obviously, Marq leaves and gets to watch them in the safe house with his new friends.

If Day 18-32 Marq wasn't bad enough, the following 2 weeks are possibly the reincarnation of satan on live TV, along with satan's sidekick as much loved legend :rolleyes::rolleyes: Helen Wood is bombed back into the fold as she joins the bunker. Fueled by Helen's hate for everyone and everything humane, Marq randomly decides to start picking on his only ally/showmancer Sam for jumping his ship as soon as it sank as he watches on. The return of Marq and the legends into the house was championed by the producers to be "EXPLOSIVE!" but it was anything but? Helen and Marq decide to turn the tables on Harry (who was gracious at Marq's defeat) and nominate her live with some "home truths" which is championed around here but really was just a load of contrived poison from the evil duo. Thankfully the public didn't buy their BS and saved Harry <3<3.

Marq's third and fourth weeks in the house came with some lovely blatant rigging as Marc is granted two MORE(!!!!!!) exemptions from eviction, with the reasoning being that timewarp week has frozen the state of play in the house :joker::joker:. After two weeks of reigning with Helen, she's chucked out on her ears to a cathedral of boos <3 with Marq's other neutral ally in the house being evicted too :love: His last week in the house is flipped on it's head as TRUE BB legend Aisleyne is thrown into the mix to mirror back his antagonising and make his life hell for his final days <3<3<3. His ending was righteous as Harry slayed him and finally ended the 35 day highlight replay that we were subjected to. Without Marq, the house was allowed to progress beyond us vs him and the narrative was able to continue. But for me, it was frankly too little too late (JoJo promo), Marc ruined BB16 and took this godawful show to new lows as he was actively encouraged to keep doing his **** for the drams or lols or bants or w.e. it's cloaked as. The show was criticised as being boring before Marq entered, but imo it was natural flowing, organic and not based around contrived drama regurgitated for 35 days. What's hilarious in it all is this man was 30 year old, which makes it even more offensive than past perpetrators such as the John Jameses and Maxwells of the world. I hope to the LORD that we don't get another Marq, his presence even ruined the forum atmosphere for me and many.. as it became Danny vs Marq in finding who made the most offensive tweets / wished death on the most people / did the most grim **** etcetera etcetera.

Yeah I'm tired of writing on him now and hope to never have to again, so good riddance Marq, you awful human being.

243rd - Becky Hannon - BB13:

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#C'monYaBastards

No. Just no. Becky entered the house and set her sights on poor Deana. Deana was a weak link at the house at the time she wasn't particularly liked so Becky saw her chance and decided to attack Deana in hopes she could stay in the house. Deana felt betrayed and Becky assured her that she did like her genuinely. This reassurance from Becky lasted around another day before the fat mess quickly latched herself onto the 'popular' group inside the house and targeted the outsiders. Her VT meant nothing also she came across as this fun loving cheery girl who would win over the public. This was not the case.

Becky managed to stay in the house and practically didn't mind being thrown under the bus by her so called 'friends'. Oh no she'd rather get someone who cared about her like Queen Lauren Carre get targeted. Is this the most idiotic housemate of all time I present you with? Her friend group didn't even like her. No.

Hypocrite much? Yes. She didn't mind joining in making fun of Deana 'Hahahaha she eats cornflakes with her hands' but when Luke made a comment about her BMI she lost it and threatened to quit having a full blown torrent of madness at Luke and throwing comments left right and centre before breaking down and then admitting she'd been keeping luxury food items under her bed while her housemates where on basic rations.

Why didn't we just vote in the Indian Brian Dowling Bhavesh as he dubbed himself?


I save Jonny

242nd. Kimberly Kisselovich (BB15)

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RUN:// KIMBOT WRITE-UP

Cast your minds back to June 2014. A simpler time, when American boob model Kimberly “Kimberly “Kimbot” Nyitray” Kisselovich entered the Big Brother house and immediately sort of snatched everyone’s wigs with her cold, sarky, not-one-damn-given-Botox-may-have-been-involved persona. She pretty much breezed through the early stages, often being righteous, funny or both, offering a helping hand to the ‘good’ housemates (was there or was there not an alliance involving her and Danielle? Imagine that lasting), shutting down the awful ones and kinda becoming this generation’s Germaine Greer in the process (thank god Marlon’s already been eliminated from this ranking) and generally being a breath of fresh air in the form of a Playboy bunny. Could this be our new third place goddess, or perhaps our first ever American/artificial intelligence winner?

Well as anyone who’s watched past, say, Day 12 of BB15 will tell you, no. Because it turned out we were all wrong about Kimbot all along and she was in fact an emotionless humanoid bred to inflict tedium and Steven Goode-shaped babies on the nation. Aside from her growing closeness to the ‘cool gang’ of the house, Kimberly really began to unravel (or whatever the robotic equivalent is. Malfunction? No, that came later) during the séance task, which killed one potentially good housemate dead in their tracks and birthed another. Yes, you didn’t think I’d get 200 words through this write-up without mentioning Ashleigh, did you? Oh boy no. In circumstances that I can’t quite remember considering all tasks from BB15 onwards blend into one giant, disease-ridden pile, she took Kimbot down several pegs during that task, probably far enough down to be on Steven’s level. And we all know how that ended.

Yes, in an attempt to replicate human emotions that went horribly, horribly wrong, Kimbot made the mistake of trying to mate with Steven “Ironic Surname” Goode, spawning a multitude of hashtags and crowd chants and sharp increases in sales of brain bleach along the way. Basically they shagged lol. And Steven’s attempts to impregnate Kimbot weren’t the early things that ended in disaster regarding their relationship: if you’ve forgotten (I envy you if you have), Steven sort of turned out to be the boyfriend from hell and demanded that Kimbot destroy pictures of her ex and do all these other terribly psychopathic things and I’m not really going to much detail at all with this write-up but only because I wouldn’t be able to afford the therapy costs and then one day she managed to escape when Steven had accidentally left the cellar door open and that was Kimbot. The circumstances regarding her departure still seem very creepy to me (and not just because we lost Danielle instead), what with the whole going-on-BOTS-a-week-afterwards-with-a-pillow-up-your-dress thing and the whole it-isn’t-even-possible-to-have-an-ectopic-pregnancy-that-soon-is-it thing and the whole Steven-replacing-her-with-a-literal-robot so I won’t delve too far into those either, but what I will say is that they’re now married (like, she consented and everything. Really. I know), is facing deportation, and has the worst lips in the history of lips. Like, it did seem to me that she (as with most of the cast) was keen on using Big Brother as a platform to become a celebrity, I just didn’t think that the celebrity in question would be Leslie Ash.

Kimbot’s tale is a sad one, not just because she’s legally part of the Goode clan and now has to go with them on their Sunday spa trips, but because she could have been a classic housemate. Yet all she got out of Big Brother was an irritating husband and the face of a duck. #poorkim

Postscript: NYITRAY?!?!

I'm saving Joel because I enjoy seeing people suffer.

Arron Lowe

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I'm glad I managed to get Arron out because he's personally in my bottom five housemates of all time, down there with the likes of Conor and Helen. He really was that bad. So, Arron, had a generic VT a good looking guy has "I'm a ladies man, I'm good looking" all that bull**** and he looked to be irrelevant filler. However Queen Deana Uppal, as she did with pretty much every other person in the BB13 cast, managed to make him relevant by dragging him for filth every time he tried to come for her to impress his ogre best friend Conor. Remember when Arron threw a splash of water on Deana and she then thre the whole cup at him, or when he said "I din't weae this for you to be drunk" (he was wearing that red suit at the time) and she shut him down until he had nothing left to say? Let's not forget "I DON'T LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", anyway these are all great Deana things because all Arron did was suck Conor's ass, bully Deana and walk around topless. Not forgetting his ever so ~hilarious~ and ~entertaining~ pranks like switching the light off or jumping in the pool when he wasn't meant to! #rebelheart. Arron was trash and his eviction is the best of all time for me too.

Save Liam

Evict Luke, save Siavash

Save Richard
Eliminate Mikey

oh pete my spirit animal <3

Marc finally out, shame he isn't bottom three though

cut Aden, save Luke

If only one of us got Joel out <////3

Joel needs to go next:fan:

in that case... save Marco, evict Marlon I suppose

Someone GET Cameron OUT

Thirsty

Joel staying is vom worthy.

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:fan:

(lol I don't even like Joel that much)

The rankers are baying for his blood next round :fan:

Why is Freddie's picture under Frederick on Brantsteele :umm2: