One More Thread

Sung by:
Kirklancaster and The Lancaster Bombers -
(they needed a follow up gig to pull them together again after that pubquiz debacle)

Original Song


Listen, children to a story
That was written in a thread
About a spider on a game show
And the D list celebs he met

On this game show were some gold stars
Given to the vilest sort
Willing to chomp and chew on spiders
Just to have their own reward

Go ahead and eat a spider
Go ahead and do it live
Do it for the entertainment
You can justify it if you try
The public and PETA will be howling
On the very next day
Come the blurry eyed morning after
One more thread get’s closed today

So the people of TiBB
Argued all the finer points
Was the spider even and animal
Was it’s family left behind

And is a spider more important
Then the lowly witchetty grub
Where’s the line and did we cross it
What’s the purpose of all the hub

Go ahead and eat a spider
Go ahead and do it live
Do it for the entertainment
You can justify it if you try
The public and PETA will be howling
Come the very next day
On the blurry eyed morning after
One more thread get’s closed today

Now TiBB was all heightened
Calling names and mocking long
And their attack fell on one another
Until a mod finally came on
Once the gifs and insults settled
The anger and animosity was all spent
Were the questions ever answered (no)
The thread disappeared… that was the end.

Go ahead and eat a spider
Go ahead and do it live
Do it for the entertainment
You can justify it if you try
The public and PETA will be howling
Come the very next day
On the blurry eyed morning after
One more thread get’s closed today

Go ahead and eat a spider
Go ahead and do it live
Do it for the entertainment
You can justify it if you try
The public and PETA will be howling
Come the very next day
On the blurry eyed morning after
One more thread get’s closed today


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