But the Magnus Opus has to be the 100 man fight talk.
My bladder tore open that night and I've been having trouble since.
I don't regret it.

"I know enough about the mind to know just where people go wrong in their lives"

"Your own thoughts in your head are not your own thoughts, they're all fake thoughts"

"In this house I don't fancy her"

"I don't fancy her at all, it is completely a BB thing"

"There's a reality brain and there's a BB brain... it's a 100% video game being in here... I really like her in a video game... I'd get jiggy with her but not because I fancy her"

"Didn't you ever watch Adrian Mole?"

Big Brother: Marcus, have you anything else to say?

Marcus: Yeah, gimme back the tokens:

Big Brother: No.

Marcus: :cloud:

AAAGGGHHH! Marcus has suddenly transferred his affections to Bea! Beware, Bea....

can i have a hug

"Captain Cool does not suffer from jangilly nerves."

I can scan a room in ten seconds flat and make a weeks' prediction of behavior in ten seconds.

"I don't like these little peacock displays".

On nikki grahame: "She's got nice long her and acceptable breasts".

"This is probably the shittiest big brother ever".

He said something about the public just waiting for a meteorite to hit the house, cuz it's been so crap with them all just whinging on the telly.

:laugh:

To Freddie about facing eviction he said something about "sticking his d*** through the mangle if he left"

if they start having sex in the middle of the night he'll creep up with a spoon and whack him in the "ball bag

"This is probably the shittiest big brother ever".

On nikki grahame: "She's got nice long her and acceptable breasts".

"I don't like these little peacock displays".

I can scan a room in ten seconds flat and make a weeks' prediction of behavior in ten seconds.

"Captain Cool does not suffer from jangilly nerves."

can i have a hug

Big Brother: Marcus, have you anything else to say?
Marcus: Yeah, gimme back the tokens:
Big Brother: No.

"Didn't you ever watch Adrian Mole?"

"I know enough about the mind to know just where people go wrong in their lives"

"Your own thoughts in your head are not your own thoughts, they're all fake thoughts"

"In this house I don't fancy her"

"I don't fancy her at all, it is completely a BB thing"

"There's a reality brain and there's a BB brain... it's a 100% video game being in here... I really like her in a video game... I'd get jiggy with her but not because I fancy her"

"...What a load of ***k!"

I could kill him with my eyebrow

When asked if he'd shave his eyebrow off, he said:
"I'd rather do something like… set fire to ourselves"

"I told ya, never bet against the Dark Horse!"

To Tom.... "you're not all that and a bag of potato chips"

How would you like cheryade all over your diary room chair?

BB: "Is there anything else you want to say marcus??"
"Yeah your talken ****"

Tom: "Your little crush on noirin is boring"
Marcus "Dont tell me its boring because its not!"

Noirin: are you gonna talk to me tomorrow
Marcus: probably not

"When I look at you and I talk to you, when am I ever wrong??"

'here's some rock n roll for ya'

To Noirin and Halfwit on Tom entering the house:
"I could see he was Mr. game player straight away...I think they put him in here to cross wits with me, see him die on his arse...It's gonna be hilarious".

"I'm Just sad about Michael Jackson".

Frogs are slimey toads are warty

"That was boll0cks it was a natterjack toad I know that species because it was part of adrian mole"

BB:"Mathematical sense or nonsense" Marcus :"you wan-ker!"

BB: "You have just forfeited your 3 tokens" Marcus: "oh dont be a prick"

"yeah thats why I drink puddle water and swallow my food whole without chewing because my stomach juices are so strong and that."

Marcus "you can be identical yourself, but not be yourself"
Tom "What? That doesn't make any sense Marcus"

"I've got nothing to gain from smacking around a little pissant like him"

"My *****ing tea's gone cold now you stupid w*nkers"

"He comes in bloody crying and pissing in his pants"

"Everything about this house, the second you walk in.... you go into the Matrix"

"I think Sophie should have a talk to Big Brother cuz it is bordering on sexual harassment"

"I'm naturally strong, I don't get ill not even a cold"

To Sree: "Shut up you girl!"

To Noirin on Hira "...nah...I don't think much of her. I think she's a ******ing idiot to tell you the truth."

To Freddie about facing eviction he said something about "sticking his d*** through the mangle if he left"

BB: how are you feeling about being up for nomination?
Marcus: am i allowed to swear?
BB: if you need too
Marcus: i couldnt really give a f uck to be honest

To big brother on Sree: "what I mean is to expose him....as somebody who's just a game planning little spiteful bastard"

"Even though most of the time talking to myself, especially in here, is the only way I can be sure of intelligent conversation, it's still saddening at the same time".

To big brother after big brother says that using Sree's accent could be seen as culturally offensive:"You need to step right back from right now..that's absolute ********....Don't even start all of that ********, because when you start all of that it becomes something".

After Big Brother gives him a warning about the Sree incident: "I'm sorry, but that's double standards and a complete w*nk"

" noirin reckons she doesnt have any good storylines coming up, yehh like shes seen the ******ing radio times?"

On Isaac's entry - Marcus: "I don't have to say a ****ing word"

"Even though most of the time talking to myself, especially in here, is the only way I can be sure of intelligent conversation, it's still saddening at the same time".

To big brother on Sree: "what I mean is to expose him....as somebody who's just a game planning little spiteful bastard"

To big brother after big brother says that using Sree's accent could be seen as culturally offensive:"You need to step right back from right now..that's absolute bollocks....Don't even start all of that bollocks, because when you start all of that it becomes something".

After Big Brother gives him a warning about the Sree incident: "I'm sorry, but that's double standards and a complete w*nk"

I love him.....and would deffo give him a hug if he wanted one. He's hilarious

when he was chatting to Siavash in the sitting room a comment was made about the Isaac situation popping up and earlier in the week Noirin had said something along the lines of she would be seen as boring this week because she didnt have any good storylines.

Marcus came out with " yeah like she has seen the fuc king radio times"

Two quotes that i looved were

BB telling him off for helping kenny escape over the roof

marcus " yehh this isnt colditz mate"


and another one he said last night

" noirin reckons she doesnt have any good storylines coming up, yehh like shes seen the ******ing radio times?"

LMAO

"I can tell you the next week's events in 10 seconds" - Now that would be impressive Marcus, but I kinda get what you mean!

I so hope this is shown tonight :laugh: