I am getting these by taking Marcus quotes and just making a version, same wit and all the clever word play etc.
Count mine too lady!

ElProximo Quotes:

-Mess with me and you mess with a hurricane!

-I shoved my finger in her anus hole and she didn't say anything!

- Don't tell me to shut up! You shut up!

- I could pull a tractor with my cock!

- Once I fought 100 boxers over 4 hours and my knuckles were busted to the bones!

- Im King Shlt of Fukk Mountain!

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If any of those are dull, stupid or childish then I suggest you try and explain what the difference is between those and Marcus quotes,
and,
Fair warning:
I may very well have mixed in some actual word-for-word Marcus quotes so decide which one of Marcus quotes you have said is stupid and no-good?

I will laugh if Sree beats the hell out of Marcus after the show.
Sree might say one of my favourite Sree quotes:
"Shut the **** up Marcus"

oh. and it was Sree saying that to Marcus in case you forgot.

It'll be a long time 'til anyone gives enough of a feck to make you a thread :thumbs:

Talking to Bea about David:

"I'll have a word with him. If he gets lairy I'll shout at him and make him turn white."

:thumbs2:

I'm the only thing between this thread being alive or sailing away into oblivion.

You can add that to my awesome quotes.

*Points above* :thumbs:

http://marcusthelegend.webs.com/

I am adding all the Marcus quotes to the site above.:bigsmile:

I am hoping the links to this one remain for a long time.

read my signature :)

:hello:

Added HarryRag's quote :dance:

:thumbs2:

Lol i can't beleive no one has said this one ofhis first great quotes.


'Some dog food's nice, like the biscuits and that. I eat cat biscuits all the time. Cats' biscuits are delicious. Not tuna or anything like that, like ones with chicken in.'

Thanks for the quotes. They are great. And hope you dont mind that I pinched yer pics of Marcus too for the site:)

He said something in last night's live feed (which I have unfortunately deleted) when he was discussing things with Bea.

(paraphrased)
"Men like a womans' breasts, her cleavage, because it looks like a butt and makes them want to mate."

:joker:

Glad to help, its a great site :thumbs:

the difference is that you are NOT The irrepresible dark horse, so coming from you it all just sounds silly.

We're on 57 :hello:

Awesome, awesome thread. 2nd only to the B'hood thread, which only Jayson might know of.

"He definitely is a food-bandit"!

WHAAAATT??

The one from the other thread about when he saw George Lamb on BBLB.

"We're not ****ing sleeping you *****!" on Live TV, PMSL.

59 :elephant:

On Lisa: "She's like a dog with no teeth.... It's time to get back into action!"

"it's going to be a very argumentative week in the house, I think ... and to be honest, I'm looking forward to it! There hasn't been enough arguments!"

The man is legendary lol and has lisa bang to rights :wink:

61 :bouncy:

About Siavash, Day 60:

"He just bullshits so much. He says something and I just think 'Bull wack, mate'."